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#1 Etek3am ftw

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:49 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:51 PM

Answer is yes and no.


If that girl is attracted to you and if she isn't then no.

Why is this in paintball chatter?

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:52 PM

Intentionally double post to represent the number of face palms needed?

Reasons they might like you.
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 8" barrel.
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
8. We clean our barrels a lot.
9. We always want to have the best cocker on the field.
10. We're great with our fingers.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:01 PM

Answer is yes and no.


If that girl is attracted to you and if she isn't then no.

Why is this in paintball chatter?

i dont know. its not really paintball related

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:02 PM



Why is this in paintball chatter?

i dont know. its not really paintball related


You put it here.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:03 PM

and the useless thread of the night award goes to.......

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:03 PM

Intentionally double post to represent the number of face palms needed?

Reasons they might like you.
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 8" barrel.
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
8. We clean our barrels a lot.
9. We always want to have the best cocker on the field.
10. We're great with our fingers.


Yeah, then my gf left me for a skateboarder.....Guess who she cheated on him with? ;)

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:04 PM

I dunno, I think my fiancÚ is pretty hot, and she likes a paintball player.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:04 PM

This is great. :lol:

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

And by hot chicks you mean dev.?

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

no, they are not

I know tons of hot girls, I work out with them every single day

None of them are the slightest bit interested in paintball players.

You know that feeling you would get, if you were about to meet a girl who plays in the lingerie football league?

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It's the exact opposite of that. Most seem to rank paintball at the same level of attractiveness as a video gamer.

There is just nothing sexy or attractive about playing paintball, or a bunch of guys playing paintball. Ever see that Zoosk commercial, about the "athlete" who was the dart champion? That reminds me of paintball LOL

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:09 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:10 PM

Yes and No.
Yes, if she actually likes you. And then no because when she finds out you play paintball you instantly lose 10 attractive points out of a total of 5.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:11 PM

Lol. If a girl doesn't like me since I play paintball, I honestly don't want to be with her.
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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:13 PM


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Dat ass

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Dont be to happy they are getting rid of it... to empower the women they are calling it something else and apparently cutting the skin...

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:18 PM

Girls find me hot regardless :dodgy:

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

Also "hot" is totally subjective. What one person finds attractive, another may not.

So anyone giving a certain "yes" or "no" is being pretty ignorant

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:30 PM

and the useless thread of the night award goes to.......

thanks. really appreciate it

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:33 PM



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Dont be to happy they are getting rid of it... to empower the women they are calling it something else and apparently cutting the skin...


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:38 PM

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PS. the girl that mainly plays at my field has probably slept with at least half the guys there, a bit chunky, and likely to have super gonorrhea. If that is your definition of HOT, then by all means YES hot girls are into paintballers

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:56 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:57 PM

I can't talk to girls.
Court orders.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:59 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:00 PM

I'm thinkin' we're gonna need a forever alone club :*(

Whats this talking you all are going on about... All you have to do is club them with a Tippmann and go to your cave... retards I swear... Posted Image


:o this could work! You're freaking ingeniousness!!!!!

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:09 PM

And by hot chicks you mean dev.?


Thanks. I am quite hot.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:11 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:11 PM

meh, if your girl doesn't like paintball, too bad. find a girl for who she is, not because she likes that you play a sport. if it's because you play paintball that she likes you, then your relationship is based on the wrong things.

but most of you wouldn't know anything about a relationship anyways... :P

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:17 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:30 PM

Why did you even make this thread?

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:33 PM

Why did you even make this thread?

i dont know. i just wanted to bring everyone together as a family

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:34 PM

To a point. Some girls think it's cool, some don't. I've had girl friends that hated the fact I've played, and I've had some really interested in it. I mean, they'll like you for you. In a sense, if you deal with her obsessions and past-times, she could probably deal with paintball.
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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:38 PM


And by hot chicks you mean dev.?


Thanks. I am quite hot.


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:44 PM

I'm thinkin' we're gonna need a forever alone club :*(


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:51 PM

wow...

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:26 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:25 PM

They dont like me because paintball is my addiction and im likely to spend all my money on it and helicopter tours.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:31 PM

They dont like me because paintball is my addiction and im likely to spend all my money on it and helicopter tours.


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:40 PM

This thread is so pointless... Yet Ive kept up with every post... :P

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:45 PM

Right?
I feel like this should go in OT, lol.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:06 AM

am i too late to say this is dumb?

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:13 AM

Well this thread is silly
This is what I see from this thread:

I attract hot chicks that are under 5'6". I am a paintball player. Thus hot chicks like me, regardless of paintball player or not. I like to say that they like me because I'm sexy from being athletic playing competitive paintball.

You might not attract hot chicks. You are a paintball player. WHY CAN I NOT HAZ ALL DEM HOEZ?! I PLAY PAINTBALL!!

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:24 AM

Well this thread is silly
This is what I see from this thread:

I attract hot chicks that are under 5'6". I am a paintball player. Thus hot chicks like me, regardless of paintball player or not. I like to say that they like me because I'm sexy from being athletic playing competitive paintball.

You might not attract hot chicks. You are a paintball player. WHY CAN I NOT HAZ ALL DEM HOEZ?! I PLAY PAINTBALL!!


I asked myself everytime I go out with the ladies. I mean.... let me stop right there.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:26 AM

hey hottie... looking hot!!!



that sounds SO hot....

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:43 AM

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:56 AM

After playing football for as long as I have I have learnt that girls don't flock to you just because you play a certain sport or because you are a 'jock', every goddamn 90's high school movie/tv show set me up for disappointment in high school... <_<

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:33 AM

LOL girls do not give a shit what you "do" for fun, as a matter of fact, they will quickly start to resent it. Especially young ones

Spending time on a hobby? They demand you spend that time with them
Spending money on a hobby? They demand you spend that money on them

Women typically look at hobbies as things that divert your time and your money away from them.

Doesn't matter how good you are at it, or how "sexy" you look doing it, after the "honeymoon period" of the first couple weeks of the relationship is over, you'll quickly see this is truth.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:36 AM

FIRST AFTER MIKE!
But yeah, don't admit hobbies to them as a way to get them hooked. It'll drive them fish away. Do it enough, and people will start to think that you're allergic to vaginas.

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