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#51 gtcpaintball

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:51 AM

FIRST AFTER MIKE!
But yeah, don't admit hobbies to them as a way to get them hooked. It'll drive them fish away. Do it enough, and people will start to think that you're allergic to vaginas.



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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:58 AM

I can't talk to girls.
Court orders.

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1. Alone again on a Friday night.
2. Face full of pepper spray.
3. New 500-yard Restraining order.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:06 AM

LOL girls do not give a shit what you "do" for fun, as a matter of fact, they will quickly start to resent it. Especially young ones

Spending time on a hobby? They demand you spend that time with them
Spending money on a hobby? They demand you spend that money on them

Women typically look at hobbies as things that divert your time and your money away from them.

Doesn't matter how good you are at it, or how "sexy" you look doing it, after the "honeymoon period" of the first couple weeks of the relationship is over, you'll quickly see this is truth.


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LMAO man Mike, you've got a messed up view on women. I feel bad for you brother if that's the kind of women you've dealt with.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:38 AM

LOL ^^^ no I married the one girl who WASN'T like that, Jenn is so chill, I can't even tell you.

But many of the girls I dated in the past? Holy shit, that's a different story

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:43 AM

Haha was gonna say, she seems very supportive from the vids she's appeared in. I think that's why your post through me off a bit haha

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

I've impressed more hot girls with my chopstick skills than I have with my paintball skills.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:10 PM

i just tell them my dad is a rich doctor and lives in bermuda... as money and promises of tropical vacations are the best ways to get a womans pants off...
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:20 PM

i just tell them my dad is a rich doctor and lives in bermuda... as money and promises of tropical vacations are the best ways to get a womans pants off...


and the panties drop.... it's nice......

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:27 PM

women wear panties these days?
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

women wear panties these days?

Mainly older married women do

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:01 PM

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:41 PM

This thread.....
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:55 PM

sonicx059 your reply was awesome.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:00 PM

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#66 Etek3am ftw

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:11 PM

this thread i started is really getting out of hand. i only expected to get 10 maybe 15 replies, but no i got 65. thanks guys and especially mike

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:19 PM

Lol I love this thread, and that picture about condoms I can relate too. This is awesome. I have to say, thanks for making this :)

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:47 AM

Lol I love this thread, and that picture about condoms I can relate too. This is awesome. I have to say, thanks for making this :)

Remember, never bring your Girlfriend to play paintball. You'll lose no matter what (Unless she is that awesome).

You shoot her, she gets mad.
She shoots you, you get hurt.

Haha. Thanks for the advice

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:45 AM

my head hurts from reading this....


then there's reading Mike's responses...which are 100% accurate

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:42 PM

my head hurts from reading this....


then there's reading Mike's responses...which are 100% accurate

mike is just a boss.and everyone needs to know that

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 05:37 PM

I am fairly certain all hot woman usually go for men like the two guys in this video
http://www.youtube.c...?v=jW7HSShdNIs#!

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:01 PM

They are BOSS!

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:06 PM

I think this thread needs more gifs

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:05 AM

I think this thread needs more gifs

It's a shame you never specified on what kind.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:41 AM


I think this thread needs more gifs

It's a shame you never specified on what kind.

A shame indeed.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 04:01 PM

My body feels weird now.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:53 PM

No that's actually exactly what I wanted, bananas all over a girls lap
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:02 PM

No one is safe Banana Man.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:45 AM



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Dont be to happy they are getting rid of it... to empower the women they are calling it something else and apparently cutting the skin...

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:52 PM

No one is safe Banana Man.

Banana man sees, and hears all.

fuck yolo
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:28 PM


No one is safe Banana Man.

Banana man sees, and hears all.

Yet he could be blindfolded with floss.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:40 PM

Yes totally, its how I pick up girls I walk around with my eclipse jersey and i'm knee deep in poon all day every day.


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:16 PM

Yes totally, its how I pick up girls I walk around with my eclipse jersey and i'm knee deep in poon all day every day.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:33 PM


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:47 PM

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:22 AM

Boobs.

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