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#101 TK-421

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:23 PM

Abby isn't perfect, yeah sure, she's a paintballer, intelligent, has a good head on her shoulders and her cans I have discussed previously to length. However Abby is a bed wetter so you run the risk, if you bed her prepare to have urine soak up to you. Some may dig a golden shower, whatever, if that's your thing, even I can kind of get it, it's warm, it's....okay, I admit it, I don't get it. But considering that she's a bed wetter when it DOES get to you it will be an unwelcomed late night surprise, not in the heat of the moment, and odds are it will be luke warm to cold by the time it reaches you so that's unpleasant too. Then what do you do? Does the hourly rental hotel room have a second bed? If not do you flip the mattress? Just not something I want to consider myself.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:25 PM

From sticktodrum to Abby...

God I love this thread.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:39 PM


Abby isn't perfect, yeah sure, she's a paintballer, intelligent, has a good head on her shoulders and her cans I have discussed previously to length. However Abby is a bed wetter so you run the risk, if you bed her prepare to have urine soak up to you. Some may dig a golden shower, whatever, if that's your thing, even I can kind of get it, it's warm, it's....okay, I admit it, I don't get it. But considering that she's a bed wetter when it DOES get to you it will be an unwelcomed late night surprise, not in the heat of the moment, and odds are it will be luke warm to cold by the time it reaches you so that's unpleasant too. Then what do you do? Does the hourly rental hotel room have a second bed? If not do you flip the mattress? Just not something I want to consider myself.

bigx, enjoy your courtship, you've been warned.



....She's going to kick the shit out of me at Legends this year :mellow:


Hey man, don't knock it until you try it, even Kesha has admitted to drinking her own urine. So if Etek wants to do the same, more power to her. :lol:


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:11 PM

You are watching WAYY too much How I met your mother when

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:16 PM



Bigx is hitting on etek girl :o lol


He'll hit on any girl. :P

Paintballers will hit on any decent sounding paintballing girl.


But its etek girl..........................my dream is to one day marry her......

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:19 PM

This thread is getting really creepy.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:27 PM

But its etek girl..........................my dream is to one day marry her......

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:29 PM

At this point im just waiting for slinky to come in guns blazing and close this puppy down.
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:30 PM


But its etek girl..........................my dream is to one day marry her......

Get in line. Behind practically every other person on TechPB

I'm in front of you Brainfreeze, but we're still like...in the hundreds.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:31 PM

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:32 PM

I have an amazing idea to make the forum some cash!!! I want to say but I no want to get banned.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:33 PM

Are we invited to Orange's funeral?

I would also like to attend said funeral.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:23 AM


Are we invited to Orange's funeral?

I would also like to attend said funeral.

I'll be there for sure.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:10 AM

Edit: Missed a vital part of the conversation in order to understand the joke.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:13 AM

Ok, seriously. You are all a bunch of nasty creepers. Why dont we just calm down, pretend like we have seen women before, and lay off of Abby.

Because as soon as the wife croaks off, she is mine.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:18 AM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:20 AM

.... :huh:

Oh uh ok....we...yeah we were talking about another Abby/Etekgirl?

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:21 AM

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHA
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:22 AM

Psh yeah no need to worry Abby/etekgirl who we're not talking about.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:22 AM

And the moral of this story is: To girls, creepers are... well, creepy.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:25 AM

lol thats cuz you guys are doing it wrong.... gotta be all like :ph34r:

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:25 AM

lol thats cuz you guys are doing it wrong.... gotta be all like :ph34r:

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:26 AM

Hope she didn't read the ENTIRE thing.
This is BigX's fault. And this is why you don't arouse dudes with thoughts of perfect girls, that AREN'T Etekgirl7 by the way, on the internet.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:50 AM

Busted!!! Lol.........boy this is awkward now lol however this thread was very entertaining :P probably wasn't a good idea to talk about Abby/etekgirl even though its not the same Abby/etekgirl on here that was being spoken about lol or any girl in that matter

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:52 AM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:29 AM

Ok, seriously. You are all a bunch of nasty creepers. Why dont we just calm down, pretend like we have seen women before, and lay off of Abby.

Because as soon as the wife croaks off, she is mine.

Don't think I can't see you trying to cut to the front of the line.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:37 AM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:03 AM


Ok, seriously. You are all a bunch of nasty creepers. Why dont we just calm down, pretend like we have seen women before, and lay off of Abby.

Because as soon as the wife croaks off, she is mine.

Don't think I can't see you trying to cut to the front of the line.


I assure you that I have no idea what you mean.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:04 AM

Hope she didn't read the ENTIRE thing.
This is BigX's fault. And this is why you don't arouse dudes with thoughts of perfect girls, that AREN'T Etekgirl7 by the way, on the internet.


And there is the hole you just dug yourself in...

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:36 AM

pretend like we have seen women before

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:45 AM

Ok, seriously. You are all a bunch of nasty creepers. Why dont we just calm down, pretend like we have seen women before, and lay off of Abby.

Because as soon as the wife croaks off, she is mine.

Don't think I can't see you trying to cut to the front of the line.

I assure you that I have no idea what you mean.



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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:00 AM


Ok, seriously. You are all a bunch of nasty creepers. Why dont we just calm down, pretend like we have seen women before, and lay off of Abby.

Because as soon as the wife croaks off, she is mine.

Don't think I can't see you trying to cut to the front of the line.

I assure you that I have no idea what you mean.



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Throne of lies indeed. :lol:


I call admin shens. No proof that I wrote that... Sneaky damn admins... Editing posts without it showing up with the edit tags...

Play it cool... No one has to know...

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:10 AM

And that gentlemen, is why hot chicks don't like paintballers...

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:11 AM

I call admin shens. No proof that I wrote that... Sneaky damn admins... Editing posts without it showing up with the edit tags...

Play it cool... No one has to know...

Them sneaky admins, their shens know no bounds!

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:42 AM

This thread went from creepy, to fucking hilarious.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:36 AM

I am waiting for the inevitable swing back to creepy.


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:43 AM

I am waiting for the inevitable swing back to creepy.


i shaved last night, so it will be 2-3 days before my creepy beard comes back
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:01 PM

Gordon considering you're now clean shaven it may be better for creeping, they think you are the normals, the off comes the pants to find the no manscaping and the carpet matches the drapes, blonde, curly, with glasses....

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:29 PM

Gordon considering you're now clean shaven it may be better for creeping, they think you are the normals, the off comes the pants to find the no manscaping and the carpet matches the drapes, blonde, curly, with glasses....

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:32 PM

Stickinbum.


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:01 PM



But its etek girl..........................my dream is to one day marry her......

Get in line. Behind practically every other person on TechPB

I'm in front of you Brainfreeze, but we're still like...in the hundreds.


I summon you to a DUEL!!!!! (Slap with JT glove...) THe terms are simple my good man, first to shoot the other with a Brass Eagle Raptor wins. Downside is that we could be here a while so someone needs to bring us some snacks....First to die loses their space in line.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:27 PM




But its etek girl..........................my dream is to one day marry her......

Get in line. Behind practically every other person on TechPB

I'm in front of you Brainfreeze, but we're still like...in the hundreds.


I summon you to a DUEL!!!!! (Slap with JT glove...) THe terms are simple my good man, first to shoot the other with a Brass Eagle Raptor wins. Downside is that we could be here a while so someone needs to bring us some snacks....First to die loses their space in line.

The Pump raptor? I got one of those. Or we could do it with muskets. How about we hold the place in line...together?!

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:53 PM

Sweeps in with mikes modded .50 SLS pionokio wipes out the entire line wins by default.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:17 PM

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:43 AM

What the???
I'm just going to leave, and pretend that I didn't see anything.....

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:52 AM

What the???
I'm just going to leave, and pretend that I didn't see anything.....

No... don't leave... come back...

fuck yolo
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