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#1 dangersnake

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:16 PM

I'm only goinlg to be able to play paintball 1 or 2 more times. What should I do? Run the guantlet, play one handed idk. Give me some ideas. And if anyone knows of some scenarios in WI that would be nice. I think ill be done before living legends.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:22 PM

What do you mean?

Are you quitting paintball?

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:34 PM

Never. I'm having back surgery sometime soon and just wana do it all just in case I get paralyzed 0.0

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:47 PM

You gotta get one marker in each hand. Play eye of the tiger. And do a 1v5 and destroy them!

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:04 PM

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:39 PM

You gotta get one marker in each hand. Play eye of the tiger. And do a 1v5 and destroy them!

Yep ill ask my local factory team to set that up thanks.

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I've surrendered ppl but I guess that'll put a twist on things.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:39 PM

Go to normal walk on day and take very thing super serious. Act like its a national tournament and buy a few cases of paint. Shoot off the break in woodsball and yell random things that make no sense because that's how the PROS DO IT.
Buy two tpx's and pretend to be like midnight angle.
Do The Attempt like mike.(doesn't have to be scenario game)
If you get paralyzed they have modded wheal chairs/ tank thingys made for paintball. (I hope it doesn't have to come down to it)

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:53 PM

Go to normal walk on day and take very thing super serious. Act like its a national tournament and buy a few cases of paint. Shoot off the break in woodsball and yell random things that make no sense because that's how the PROS DO IT.
Buy two tpx's and pretend to be like midnight angle.
Do The Attempt like mike.(doesn't have to be scenario game)
If you get paralyzed they have modded wheal chairs/ tank thingys made for paintball. (I hope it doesn't have to come down to it)



Please don't do this. Please.
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:12 PM

Never. I'm having back surgery sometime soon and just wana do it all just in case I get paralyzed 0.0

Just go have fun, and quit being such a Negative Susan. You'll be fine.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:57 PM

go to a big game if you can

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:21 AM

yell out crazy stuff that only cool people would know about. Ex. "ni, ni, ni" "use the schwartz" "I am NOT your father" etc.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:37 AM


Never. I'm having back surgery sometime soon and just wana do it all just in case I get paralyzed 0.0

Just go have fun, and quit being such a Negative Susan. You'll be fine.

Lol I'm not being negative. He just asked a question and I answered.

go to a big game if you can

I know I really want to just because it seems more strategic. I also want to go to CQB in canada. But it might not be called CQB but I think it is.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:41 AM

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 08:41 AM


Go to normal walk on day and take very thing super serious. Act like its a national tournament and buy a few cases of paint. Shoot off the break in woodsball and yell random things that make no sense because that's how the PROS DO IT.
Buy two tpx's and pretend to be like midnight angle.
Do The Attempt like mike.(doesn't have to be scenario game)
If you get paralyzed they have modded wheal chairs/ tank thingys made for paintball. (I hope it doesn't have to come down to it)



Please don't do this. Please.

Please do and if you don't you'll never be PROFFESIONAL. Don't forget to toss your pods far away because that's how the pros do it. Chicken in the coop, idiot.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:58 AM



Go to normal walk on day and take very thing super serious. Act like its a national tournament and buy a few cases of paint. Shoot off the break in woodsball and yell random things that make no sense because that's how the PROS DO IT.
Buy two tpx's and pretend to be like midnight angle.
Do The Attempt like mike.(doesn't have to be scenario game)
If you get paralyzed they have modded wheal chairs/ tank thingys made for paintball. (I hope it doesn't have to come down to it)



Please don't do this. Please.

Please do and if you don't you'll never be PROFFESIONAL. Don't forget to toss your pods far away because that's how the pros do it. Chicken in the coop, idiot.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:17 AM

Play dual pistol, first strike pump, play in a few tourneys

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:20 AM

Always do the "D1" pose.


Put the tank on your neck, grab the tank butt with your left hand and the barrel with the right.
On break move your right hand and then yell out random things like "left 50 right bunker!"

Okay maybe not but just go out and have lots of fun.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:53 PM

As a guy who's had 2 back surgeries (shattered t6 & t7) you'll be fine! Docs have that down pat homie. See you at the 50!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:20 PM

Basically troll people.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:29 PM

As a guy who's had 2 back surgeries (shattered t6 & t7) you'll be fine! Docs have that down pat homie. See you at the 50!

Well that's good for u and me. But I have kyfoscoliosis(curvature of 73 0.o) Its worse then scoliosis. Anyway these ideas are great. And for acting like a pro at my field that's a no, because I'm very well respected there amongst the players and owner so that's just not cool. For tournaments, Ive played one and took 3rd. I think ill wear my scooby doo costume one day. But keep the ideas going I'm actually writing them down guys! :D

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:57 PM

Honestly, if it's my last day at the field, I'm probably going to get in some games early and spend the rest of the day just hanging out.

- Give one of the first-time rental players my marker to use for a few games. Maybe my pack and pods, too. Play a game with their rental BT-4 or 98 and see how many people I can shoot out. Try not to get too sad that I'll be guaranteed to get more hits in with one game of the Tippmann 98 than I'll see all day with my own marker.
- Walk around the speedball fields during play and help some renters learn how to stay covered and snap shoot. Let one of them shoot me if it helps them get their confidence up.
- Help somebody tech their invariably broken Ion or older Intimidator. Try to talk someone with a MacDev or other high end marker into taking it apart at the field (and try not to lose any parts).
- Talk shop with the owner or field staff. See where the owner is hiding his prized marker that he used when he still had time to play at his field. Bonus points if I can actually recognize it or have even heard of it.
- Find a new way to prank the head ref. Bonus points if I can get the other refs to help.
- Close that place down at the end of the day. Help all of the newbies check their gear in, listen to the renters' first time war stories. Help the refs find any missing tape, allen keys, barrel socks, whatever.
- Take at least one game to go mech v. electro and see if I can shoot one of the speedball players out in the woods.

I mean, that's kind of what I shoot for on any given day anyway, but for my last day? Especially that stuff.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

- Give one of the first-time rental players my marker to use for a few games. Maybe my pack and pods, too. Play a game with their rental BT-4 or 98 and see how many people I can shoot out. Try not to get too sad that I'll be guaranteed to get more hits in with one game of the Tippmann 98.

I like that I can do that for sure!

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:16 AM


Go to normal walk on day and take very thing super serious. Act like its a national tournament and buy a few cases of paint. Shoot off the break in woodsball and yell random things that make no sense because that's how the PROS DO IT.
Buy two tpx's and pretend to be like midnight angle.
Do The Attempt like mike.(doesn't have to be scenario game)
If you get paralyzed they have modded wheal chairs/ tank thingys made for paintball. (I hope it doesn't have to come down to it)



Please don't do this. Please.



Shooting off the break in woodsball has worked for me a number of times. Dead serious.

I can be a bit of a smartass and even an a-hole. Please bear with me.

 

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:42 AM

Lol can you video tape that day of play? If your going to be doing some of this I would love to see it lol




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