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#1 TechPB-Mike

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:52 PM

Heard this piece of advice, and I swear it's the best advice I've ever heard about getting out of the dreaded "Friend zone"

Here is what you do-

Solution: Ask her to set you up with one of her cute friends.


This is a win/win situation, because either she is going to get jealous and de-friendzone you, or you'll get set up with one of her cute friends.


And based on the comments on facebook, here are some of the concerns-

Problem - "Well hurr... she's going to set me up with one of her ugly friends...."
Solution - Dumbass, then why did you pick an ugly friend to ask her to set you up with? If she's got two friends, one is named Gretchen (who's hideous), and one named Alissa (who's gorgeous), tell her you are interested in ALISSA. If she says "Well... I do have a friend named Gretchen I'd like to introduce you to", you say "No, I'm not interested in Gretchen. I was interested in Alissa. Alissa is gorgeous, she's beautiful and she's the one I have a crush on. I never said anything about Gretchen..."

Problem - she only has ugly friends
Solution - Bluff a little bit, pick the cutest one and see how she reacts if you start flirting with the pick of the litter. Don't talk to us about having "high standards" when the girl you are crushing on has you in the friend zone. Your high standards are causing you to have a tired hand, so bluff a little bit. You don't have to sink a knuckle into one of her ugly friends for this to work, just bluff a little bit to see if she pays attention


This is the best advice I've ever seen, no more bitching anymore

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:58 PM

What's a friend? I keep hearing this word thrown around alot.
Kind of sounds like a french cheese

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:31 PM

This is some solid advice!

Edited by CptKaveman, 18 February 2013 - 11:31 PM.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:33 AM

or you ask her to set you up with her sister ... twins ??? .. winning

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:11 AM

or you ask her to set you up with her sister

NO! Absolutely not!
That can fuck you over in so many ways. I know, I've been there before.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:33 AM

Not bad
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:01 PM

Oh my goodness. That is genius!

I think I'll go talk to her tomorrow.

All hail Mike, relationship guru.

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:32 AM

This has worked for me numerous times. even before i was on techpb i knew this. but it is great advice

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:34 AM

Well been rejected 4 times in a row so...I think I'll stick to paintball as a hobby instead of girls.

You doubt it but yet you don't know crap about it.... People may THINK they know me, but trust me they DON'T.


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Posted 01 June 2013 - 04:30 PM

advice: don't get into the friend zone in the first place
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:26 PM

advice: don't get into the friend zone in the first place

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:41 PM

Hey look! Its this thread again!

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:49 PM

"You don't have to sink a knuckle into one of her ugly friends for this to work"

Holy hell thats thats some funny shit right there!

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 08:47 AM

Advice: friends and relationships are for scrubs. Buy a vibrating fleshlight

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:56 AM

This is the most interesting tactic I have ever seen. Should try it out.




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