Best advice for getting "Friend Zoned"
Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:52 PM
Here is what you do-
Solution: Ask her to set you up with one of her cute friends.
This is a win/win situation, because either she is going to get jealous and de-friendzone you, or you'll get set up with one of her cute friends.
And based on the comments on facebook, here are some of the concerns-
Problem - "Well hurr... she's going to set me up with one of her ugly friends...."
Solution - Dumbass, then why did you pick an ugly friend to ask her to set you up with? If she's got two friends, one is named Gretchen (who's hideous), and one named Alissa (who's gorgeous), tell her you are interested in ALISSA. If she says "Well... I do have a friend named Gretchen I'd like to introduce you to", you say "No, I'm not interested in Gretchen. I was interested in Alissa. Alissa is gorgeous, she's beautiful and she's the one I have a crush on. I never said anything about Gretchen..."
Problem - she only has ugly friends
Solution - Bluff a little bit, pick the cutest one and see how she reacts if you start flirting with the pick of the litter. Don't talk to us about having "high standards" when the girl you are crushing on has you in the friend zone. Your high standards are causing you to have a tired hand, so bluff a little bit. You don't have to sink a knuckle into one of her ugly friends for this to work, just bluff a little bit to see if she pays attention
This is the best advice I've ever seen, no more bitching anymore
Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:31 PM
Edited by CptKaveman, 18 February 2013 - 11:31 PM.
Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:33 AM
Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:33 AM
Learned the hard way not to use a speedfeed when its raining. 8/6/11
Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:01 PM
I think I'll go talk to her tomorrow.
All hail Mike, relationship guru.
Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:32 AM
I like loud, kicky poppets. I am the last of my people.
Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:34 AM
You doubt it but yet you don't know crap about it.... People may THINK they know me, but trust me they DON'T.
Posted 01 June 2013 - 04:30 PM
And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."
Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:49 PM
Holy hell thats thats some funny shit right there!
"You don't have to sink a knuckle into one of her ugly friends for this to work"
Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:56 AM
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