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#1 Orange Chicken

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:00 PM

Now that I got you here with my tricksyness...


Fuck wind when playing paintball. There needs to be an off switch for wind. Couldnt get any shots on anyone without it swerving to the point of an Apex turned up all the way, so I just ended up bunkering people all day, which, as we all know, ends in both of you being lit up from 2-3 feet away.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:03 PM

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you got me really excited with the title....

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:04 PM

That's man weather

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:10 PM

I was playing with Phoenix Contact today, which is a pro division team (I think, they may have stepped down to D1, didn't ask), and I almost got a few of them out, if it wasn't for the wind.

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#5 Nobben #44

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:43 PM

How about actually making a clever title related to your subject for once?

I smell a try hard.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:52 PM

Well, I'm disappointed.

Bad rant was bad..

fuck yolo
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:20 PM

Hmmm... You've given me a thought.
Step 1: Buy one of these.
Step 2: Modify it to fit my paintball mask
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:23 PM

Hmmm... You've given me a thought.
Step 1: Buy one of these.
Step 2: Modify it to fit my paintball mask
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

Bro, youd be like a better version of the horse dude incharge of the Melee Militia!

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

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you got me really excited with the title....

I second this
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:09 PM

Maybe if you did not suck so bad you could have predicted the direction of the wind and made those shots!


Might I think you should shit into a stiff wind. So it is constantly being pushed back up your asshole. Antishit.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:34 PM

I saw a purple unicorn at my field, but then it grew wings and I shot at it
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:35 AM

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you got me really excited with the title....


Oh my gaaawwd CPS, that isn't how you use that meme.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 01:11 AM

I saw a purple unicorn at my field, but then it grew wings and I shot at it

Twilight Sparkle?

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:56 AM

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 07:38 AM

Wow, is it that time of month for TechPB members or what? Holy shit.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 08:07 PM


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you got me really excited with the title....


Oh my gaaawwd CPS, that isn't how you use that meme.

Worst use of that meme ever.

fuck yolo
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:16 PM

yeah I used le wrong may-may but it got my point across as I was too lazy to make one.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 12:49 AM


I saw a purple unicorn at my field, but then it grew wings and I shot at it

Twilight Sparkle?

It be Twilightlicious alright
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:44 PM

yeah I used le wrong may-may but it got my point across as I was too lazy to make one.


Mfw someone uses the wrong meme and justifies it with that.
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:37 PM


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you got me really excited with the title....


Oh my gaaawwd CPS, that isn't how you use that meme.


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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:27 AM

I know that feel brobeans...

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 11:16 PM


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I second this


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Posted 13 May 2013 - 10:34 PM

I fucking love this thread! xD




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