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#1 ImpulseTECH

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:51 PM

Yes its a lil immature but i couldnt help myself

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 07:08 PM

How would one troll on a PB field?
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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:45 PM

How would one troll on a PB field?

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

Ive dead mans walked 3-6 guys with a minecraft sword.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:52 PM

Sure have. I went up to bunker a guy and right as I saw his marker pop out I jumped behind a dorito so he didn't know where I was, I then ran around to his bunker, and said behind you, followed by running to the other side of it. Hilarious results ensued .

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:54 PM

It had rained the previous day and as we were walking out to the spawn the walkway had multiple holes and they were all filled with water. When friends would walk by one we would shoot the puddle. And this went on for the rest of the day.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:26 PM

I yelled random stuff like "planting claymores" and "sticky out" during a woodsball game.

EDIT: the look on somebodies face when they get tagged out with a nerf sword is hilarious.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:43 AM

I dressed up us a troll for a Halloween big game once. Does that count?
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 03:24 PM

I dressed up us a troll for a Halloween big game once. Does that count?

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 04:16 PM


I dressed up us a troll for a Halloween big game once. Does that count?

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 04:21 PM

Yeah, on my local field there is a Castle Field that they usually start the day with for walk on players.

When newer guys ar ehtere, I like to hang back and stand just outside of one of the 4 outer castle bunkers and stand right in the open with my gun down and dance and wave and all that, all the while all the people are shooting at me, but the distance is just great enough that 99% of their shots bounce harmlessly off, or they bounce along the ground and roll to a stop along the ground.


Then when thye are mostly out of ammo, I make my move lol.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 05:10 PM

^^^lol

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 05:12 PM

I would stand out in the open, and when people would shoot at me I would simply side step out of the way of their paintballs. It's nice how paintballs move slow enough that you can see them moving through the air and can step out of the way. Pissed off a few different people doing that, because they thought it would be an easy elimination, since I had no cover between me and them. I thought it was hilarious.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 11:45 PM

I like to wave "hi" at the other regulars, sometimes they think I'm waving out and it lets me shoot them.

I will also stand out in the open and let newer players shoot at me either missing or bouncing when they do hit. Probably about once a season I manage to catch one and stick it in my loader.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 11:52 PM

now THAT ^^^ sounds fun. shoot someone with a ball they purchased?

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 11:54 PM

Everytime Bli11 shows up at the field, everyone's getting trolled...


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Posted 05 March 2013 - 12:00 AM

I believe I went full troll on these kids/overgrown-kids-my-age, but they were going all full milsim at this outlaw game we were playing, and when the game started, I decided to go with their 'squad', to which did much of the pissing of the off.

They were using super wannabe tacicool terms and handsignals, to which I respected, until I learned that they were 15-16. After that discovery, I proceeded to snobbishly laugh whenever they did something too wannabe.

Later we were on 'Stealth Phase' or whatever stupid shit they came up with for sneaky flanking, and I decided to shoot a ton at the enemy before the 'captain' called everyone to fire. We mostly won the firefight due to me and my firepower, and they got so pissed off that they tried to kick me out, and I just followed them all day.

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 12:04 AM

Last week I made sure a guy from a local team saw that I had a mech before a game. We ended up being near each other but I didn't have the clearest shot on him, so I sloppily shot around him to get his attention. He moved to get a better angle on me and started laying out a lot of paint, I snapped out with one shot and drilled him. :P sucker

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:52 AM

i like to yell out things like CHICKEN IN THE COUPE and HOG IN THE PEN in between my regular commands and watch the other players just look at you likePosted Image wth does that mean XD
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 04:07 AM

At Fulda Gap a couple years ago, some dudes on the other team had an automatic Mark-19 style Nerf Launcher. So I walk up the tape line, walk up to them asking about it, asking if I can shoot it, etc. They let me shoot it, and I shoot out my own teams tank with it.
Then I pulled a Tiberius 8 out and barrel tagged all of them. And then a dozen more guys as I just walked down the line of guys, skipping and singing "You're all dead, you're all dead, this is why you shoulda gone Red!" (I was Warsaw aka Red Tape, they were NATO aka Blue tape).

People got mad... on both sides. My General was raging that I shot our own tank (because I did it right in front of him).

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 06:13 AM

I think of trying this all the time, one time I actually was able to do it. When the opposing team is dwindling down to the last guy, if you get the full drop on him, you hop into the bunker like you're on his team and yell, "they're coming from THERE!" *point to other direction* or something like "it's just us left!" ... then say, actually you're out, I'm on the other team lol

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 06:56 AM

I tend to wave at every single person who aims at me, and I enjoy dancing around like a goober when I'm just out of range.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 03:56 PM

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 07:41 PM

I played with an Ego 8 set on ramping with a rotor and a 13ci tank. I used it as a pistol ran around without a pack and blasted people lol

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:23 PM

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.

Mine was a troll! :blink:

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:27 PM

I once took out two people with electros with my enmey snap shooting!






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Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:44 PM

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.


I think if you are going to rag on everyone you should come prepared to give an example

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:47 AM

"Field of battle"...

That made me laugh

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 06:11 PM

I routinely run around in circles at longballing range and dance in my opponent's paint, or dodge paintballs at long range to irk them, it's fun lol

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 08:20 PM

"Field of battle"...

That made me laugh

Especially cuz i created this thread talking like sean connery....

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:18 PM

I trolled my coworkers when i was a ref, they would countdown from 5 to 1 while walking to the netting. So on "owner day" (friday) everyone shoots a ridiculous amount of paint and as they counted down from 5, I just yelled out "GO GO GO", I swear I could hear them shit their pants
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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:22 AM

I dance and sing just far enough out of range of the opposite teams shots in woodsball

I also teabagged my friend in speedball after bunkering him

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:06 AM

On a full field capture the flag game, I'll go out on the field in wearing my hotdog costume.

The trick is I tell my team to watch for my nerf sword/tomahawk and to not shoot at me.

Then I'll hug the net and when I'm alone, take off the hotdog costume.

The other team spends their whole time looking for a hotdog who was talking a lot of shit about just walking up to the flag and taking it, but they're not expecting just another guy in a jersey coming up from behind them with no gun.

It's almost exactly like this, but with guns.



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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:01 PM

New hat, Definately be trolling the agglets with this thing.
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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Everytime Bli11 shows up at the field, everyone's getting trolled...

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:20 PM



lol after a tournament my team played rec ball and before a game my friend was throwing paint at me and one broke..... so i shot him in the foot.... might not be trolling, but it was funny :lol:

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