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#1 ToolCribGuy72

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 09:28 PM

I love the fact that the Luxe board will speak, but is it possible to plug it into a computer and program or change things it can say? Is it rumored to be able to do so in later models even? I would sell some of my real guns to buy one that would spit out whatever phrases I choose!
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Posted 15 March 2013 - 09:52 PM

Yeah you can record your own voice into it. As most people on TechPB know, my ultimate goal is:
Ship a Luxe to Ellen Page with instructions and have her voice forever in my Luxe so I can hear it wherever I play.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 09:54 PM

Yeah you can record your own voice into it. As most people on TechPB know, my ultimate goal is:
Ship a Luxe to Tricia Helfer with instructions and have her voice forever in my Luxe so I can hear it wherever I play.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:00 PM

I'd ship it to Arnold Schwarzenegger so when I got out I could make it say "I'll be back"

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:00 PM


Yeah you can record your own voice into it. As most people on TechPB know, my ultimate goal is:
Ship a Luxe to a hillbilly with instructions and have his voice forever in my Luxe so I can hear it wherever I play.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:09 PM

No. Its Ellen Page. Or Carly Rae Jepsen.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:11 PM

all of you are idiots.

Get Morgan Freeman to do it... you know how many people would stop and just sit their wondering WTF?

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:14 PM

all of you are idiots.

Get Morgan Freeman to do it... you know how many people would stop and just sit their wondering WTF?


I was just going to write that.

Morgan freeman or the most interesting man in the world "i dont always shoot uncapped semi, but when i do"

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:22 PM

Too....mainstream..

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:28 PM

Now I want a bunch of Luxes and then ship them to people so I can get their voices :D
I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:41 PM

all of you are idiots.

Get Morgan Freeman to do it... you know how many people would stop and just sit their wondering WTF?


like switiching the fire mode.

"And, <insert name> just put his marker in PSP mode, one of the many modes

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:00 PM

Morgan: "You've activated PSP Ramping. Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You've turned your marker into lazer tits killing machine."
Player: "Dude chill, it's just ramping."
Norgan: "This is wrong."
Player: "But I need it to win!"
Morgan: At what cost?
Player: What is this I don't even..."
Morgan: "This is too much power for one person."
Player: "..."
Morgan: "You've activated semi-auto."

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:04 AM

My list of voices to program are as follows:
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Christopher Walken
  • Claudia Black
  • Sean Connery
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Jeff Bridges
  • Tara Strong
  • R. Lee Ermey
  • James Earl Jones

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:42 AM

Mine will be Gilbert Godfrey, and Steven Hawking. And maybe that robot from the old "Lost in Space" TV show. David Letterman's Top Ten reasons you know you're about to get your ass kicked in Paintball would be fun at least once if it will record that much.

Edited by ToolCribGuy72, 16 March 2013 - 08:58 AM.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:54 AM

Samuel l jackson saying Ezekiel 20-25 (or whatever it was in pulp fiction)

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 01:25 PM

Looks like I'm going to have to get some spendin cash and get me one of these.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 04:59 AM

Gollum.
  • Power on: "So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious!"
  • Power off: "Master betrayed us"
  • Eyes off: "Yes. No! No! It's too risky. It's too risky!"
  • Eyes on: "But, the fat hobbit. He knows. Eyes always watching."
  • Ramping: "[mocking] Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo..."
  • Semi: "Sneaky little hobbitses..."


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Posted 17 March 2013 - 06:22 AM

The best part of jps's idea, is that it is actually completely feasible.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:48 AM

The best part of jps's idea, is that it is actually completely feasible.


I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:30 AM


The best part of jps's idea, is that it is actually completely feasible.


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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:31 AM

I think i would like the voice of darth vader

after you totally own somebody it would say
"heavy breathing ... I"M YOUR FATHER... SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE ... more heavy breathing"

or after you just did a great thing ..
"heavy breathing ... IMPRESSIVE, MOST IMPRESSIVE... more heavy breathing"


or even the voice of Yoda ..
"I JUST PWNED YOU BITCH, WHAT SAY YOU NOW, MMM, EHHH ?"

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:32 PM

I'm just looking for some vicious retorts as would come from Adam Sandler's Toll Booth Willie.
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