Jump to content


Photo

The Grammar Nazis


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
9719 replies to this topic

#1 PrometheanFlame

PrometheanFlame

    Nein, you tiny demons! NEIN!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cocoa, FL

Posted 27 March 2009 - 01:14 PM

Achtung, baby!

The Grammar Nazis (or Grazis, as we like to call ourselves) are a group with a sordid history

of misunderstood intentions. I believe it goes without saying that we are in no way, shape, or form

affiliated with any actual Nazi group or mentality, but not everyone can take a joke, so I'm making it clear.

Now. With all that shit out of the way, I'll tell you what we are about. Simply put, we're an enclave for those

with not only the ability but the will to put forth a legible sentence. Nobody's perfect, and even the Grazis make

mistakes now and then (allegedly), but being one of us is about holding yourself to a higher standard. If you're just

about sick and fucking tired of your forebrain running straight into an indecipherable wall of text, you've come to the right

place. I should warn you, however, that this club is a refuge from the din of the grammatically inadequate. It is NOT a group that

condones the harassment of other members on this site. Editing other people's posts to make them look stupid is considered flaming,

and will be punished accordingly. Within the confines of this club thread, however, members are fair game. We often receive applications

for membership with less than stellar...qualifications...and take great pleasure in artistically dismembering such interlopers. How will you fare?

Posted Image

Anti-Gratzi: Kitty

Head Officers
Grammar Fuhrer: PrometheanFlame
Vice Fuhrer (Member # 00): DanDaMan
Vice Fuhrer/Saucy She-Devil (Member # 75): Rawrsome
Brigadier General/Head of Diabolical Science Division (Member # 55): Ced (A.K.A.: Dr. Cedele)

Everyone Else
Member # III: schulzy
Erotic Fiction Auteur/Kitty's Chewtoy/Test Subject (Member # 7): Sigma Sparda
Slapper of Bitches (Member # 8): CrazyLittle
Head of Grammar Gestapo/The New Sheriff in Town (Member # 10): pacostacos88
Member # 25: The_Economist
Member # 53: Gtracer
Member # 69: Plattypus
Member # 137: XGC_Cheevo
Member # 421: andrewthewookie
Member # 1022: Tmaned
Member # 1017: .SP0NGE.
Member # 3786: sticktodrum
Member # e: Planet Mike




Posted Image

Posted Image


Edited by PrometheanFlame, 01 July 2011 - 07:17 PM.

Posted Image

Grammar Nazi Fuhrer : LL3 Soulja : Eleven Percenter


#2 cheesecakeinyourfacehole

cheesecakeinyourfacehole

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 256 posts

Posted 27 March 2009 - 01:38 PM

um.................... are you high?
FREE PAINTBALL GEAR----> http://pbgoods.com/i...php?id=27167plz click these links and help a guy out plzplzplzplz i need you too :(

is that a hamburger?

thx for the sig stinger

#3 Texas Cheezburgr

Texas Cheezburgr

    :D :O :S

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,924 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fort Worth, TX

Posted 27 March 2009 - 01:54 PM

I want to join. :o

I have posted this picture several times when quoting a person.

Posted Image
This user has been banned for repeated trolling and breaking the rules here at TechPB. Sorry Texas, you are no longer welcome here at TechPB

#4 Steve

Steve

    Hurts your pride more than your body

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 844 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Richmond, RI

Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:01 PM

can i be ze head of ze Grammar Schutzstaffel?
<div align='center'><img src="http://inlinethumb51...600x600Q85.jpg" border="0" class="linked-sig-image" />
</div><div align='center'><a href="http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=13772" target="_blank">PMR Owners Group</a> | <a href="http://www.techpb.co...showtopic=1302" target="_blank">Timmy Militia</a> | <a href="http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=39714" target="_blank">NE Ballers</a>
Muppet #60
</div><div align='center'><b>I never fail, I just succeed at finding what doesn't work</b>
Goggles are a mandatory safety device, as necessary to the sport
as a space suit is to the guy going out to fix the Hubble Telescope. ~TWB
</div>

#5 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:06 PM

I am in!!!!!!!

I am in!!!!!!!

#6 KonekoZombie PB

KonekoZombie PB

    Bob Long Lives in Vice City Why

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 968 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:N.C.

Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:13 PM

.................you indeed have been smoking some of the wacky weed that you said i have been smoking




Koneko means kitten in Japanese =^.^=


TIMMY MILITIA, **HALO CLAN**, and ze Grammar Nazi's.


#7 Cubeman

Cubeman

    Be Prepared

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,672 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:48 PM

would join because i have a tendency to get mad at people who make spelling errors that are non-typo related, but dont really care about grammar which is why this sentence is a run-on sentence. anyway i dont want to be a nazi of any kind really so i think that i will pass on this one

Cubeman

CBC.png

the revi looks like a uncircumcised bird and the threshy looks like a turkey on thanks giving lovely, mouth watering :rolleyes:


#8 Texas Cheezburgr

Texas Cheezburgr

    :D :O :S

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,924 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fort Worth, TX

Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:59 PM

would join because i have a tendency to get mad at people who make spelling errors that are non-typo related, but dont really care about grammar which is why this sentence is a run-on sentence. anyway i dont want to be a nazi of any kind really so i think that i will pass on this one

Cubeman


Well then why did you post. :blink:

Do you stop at car dealerships and tell them you will not be buying any of their cars?




Although that would be some what entertaining.
This user has been banned for repeated trolling and breaking the rules here at TechPB. Sorry Texas, you are no longer welcome here at TechPB

#9 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 27 March 2009 - 04:09 PM

would join because i have a tendency to get mad at people who make spelling errors that are non-typo related, but dont really care about grammar which is why this sentence is a run-on sentence. anyway i dont want to be a nazi of any kind really so i think that i will pass on this one

Cubeman


Well then why did you post. :blink:

Do you stop at car dealerships and tell them you will not be buying any of their cars?




Although that would be some what entertaining.

I really would love to see it.

#10 PrometheanFlame

PrometheanFlame

    Nein, you tiny demons! NEIN!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cocoa, FL

Posted 27 March 2009 - 04:57 PM

can i be ze head of ze Grammar Schutzstaffel?


You can be ze first execution...FOR APPLYING VIS BAD GRAMMAR!!

Posted Image

Grammar Nazi Fuhrer : LL3 Soulja : Eleven Percenter


#11 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

Honestly, with my reputation, I should already be auf der Liste.

-DDM


#12 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:36 PM

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!

#13 KonekoZombie PB

KonekoZombie PB

    Bob Long Lives in Vice City Why

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 968 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:N.C.

Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:42 PM

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!


you know that surprises me considering most Germans wouldn't even touch any thing that had the word nazi in it.




Koneko means kitten in Japanese =^.^=


TIMMY MILITIA, **HALO CLAN**, and ze Grammar Nazi's.


#14 Derek

Derek

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 505 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:51 PM

Add me!


#15 nicktrnr

nicktrnr

    Lamb of God May 3!

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 244 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Avon, IN

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:27 PM

I'm in! :D
Head of the grammar SS | Grammar Nazis!
Etek 2 | Dye Rotor | GA 68/45

#16 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:41 PM

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!


I vouch for Chris here. He's die Bombe.

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!


you know that surprises me considering most Germans wouldn't even touch any thing that had the word nazi in it.


Thanks for the stereotype, Ms. Kitten.

Add me!


I'm in! :D


I have never seen zes Fallhammer make ze grammatical correction.


-DDM


#17 Mr. Choppy Pants

Mr. Choppy Pants

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 58 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Kingston, Ontario

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:41 PM

Do you stop at car dealerships and tell them you will not be buying any of their cars?



The thought of that cracked me right up, lol.


Buy the way, Im inn! I always thought their needed too be a group like that for people, who's grammer sucks! :D

Edited by Mr. Choppy Pants, 27 March 2009 - 06:45 PM.


#18 Texas Cheezburgr

Texas Cheezburgr

    :D :O :S

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,924 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fort Worth, TX

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!


you know that surprises me considering most Germans wouldn't even touch any thing that had the word nazi in it.


You know that is a HUGE stereotype?

They don't hide in the corners when WWII is brought up you know.
This user has been banned for repeated trolling and breaking the rules here at TechPB. Sorry Texas, you are no longer welcome here at TechPB

#19 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:46 PM

Do you stop at car dealerships and tell them you will not be buying any of their cars?



The thought of that cracked me right up, lol.


Buy the way, Im inn! I always thought their needed too be a group like that for people, who's grammer sucks! :D


That's really ironic considering that there are at least 4 mistakes in your post.

-DDM


#20 KonekoZombie PB

KonekoZombie PB

    Bob Long Lives in Vice City Why

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 968 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:N.C.

Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:55 PM

I am German. You have to take me into your ranks - or your whole point is void.

I weel kontroll zee dynermick entree teamz!


you know that surprises me considering most Germans wouldn't even touch any thing that had the word nazi in it.


You know that is a HUGE stereotype?

They don't hide in the corners when WWII is brought up you know.


let me rephrase that a lot of germans understand that what the nazi 's done was horrific and it has brought shame to there country and dont joke around with the term......




Koneko means kitten in Japanese =^.^=


TIMMY MILITIA, **HALO CLAN**, and ze Grammar Nazi's.


#21 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:02 PM

let me rephrase that a lot of germans understand that what the nazi 's done was horrific and it has brought shame to there country and dont joke around with the term......


That's better little Kitten. LOL

-DDM


#22 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:03 PM

Actually, we do. I am not kidding you, there is even a Turkish comedian doing a whole stage act on "Mein Kampf", reading from it, commenting it - it's fucking hilarious. And boy, I am well educated, I know what happened, I have a strong sentiment against National Socialism, and still, I can make a lot of jokes about it, meaning: Hitler, Nazis, Jews, WWII, and so on. My humour is dark, and many people have that as well.

It's not my wrong doing, nor do I bind myself to a tree and hope noone spanks me because I happen to be born in a country where bad things happened/started.

Other than that, stop stereotyping my nation, or I will blitzkrieg your lawn. ;)

Edited by Ced23Ric, 27 March 2009 - 07:03 PM.


#23 KonekoZombie PB

KonekoZombie PB

    Bob Long Lives in Vice City Why

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 968 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:N.C.

Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:08 PM

well why would i stereo type a country that which i half belong to and speak the language and when it comes to would war two lets just say i know my shit maybe a little to well and i agree i sometimes have a very very sick scene of humor and i know i couple jokes my self and just to tell you i take offense when you say i'm stereo typing my half my family's original country.

Edited by KonekoZombie PB, 27 March 2009 - 07:09 PM.





Koneko means kitten in Japanese =^.^=


TIMMY MILITIA, **HALO CLAN**, and ze Grammar Nazi's.


#24 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:48 PM

Coo. Been here for the last years, have you? Because, I am not half- but 100% German. And I do live here for 25 years, and boy, noone's going silent when the topic arises. Either one of us must be lying, then. Our gouvernment is afraid of the international judgement, that's why nazi-ism is overanalyzed, feared and shunned, actually hindering meaningful work with the matter as a whole, but the population knows about it, deals with it and only a small fraction of todays German is (and while saying that: has to be) ashamed of what happend 60 years and three generations before us.

You might know your shit, but I do, too. It says "German" in my passport, what does yours say?

#25 Oblivion

Oblivion

    Waffles. Mhm

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 967 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:I'm going to Disney World!

Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:51 PM

WAS ist dein bleistift?!?!?! . lol
Ich haben ein wasserbuffel.

(where is my pencil!?)
I have a waterbuffalo.

I can speak deutsch a little bit.

Posted Image


#26 Texas Cheezburgr

Texas Cheezburgr

    :D :O :S

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,924 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fort Worth, TX

Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:08 PM

WAS ist dein bleistift?!?!?! . lol
Ich haben ein wasserbuffel.

(where is my pencil!?)
I have a waterbuffalo.

I can speak deutsch a little bit.


Wo is mein Bleistift?

A little bit is correct. :P
This user has been banned for repeated trolling and breaking the rules here at TechPB. Sorry Texas, you are no longer welcome here at TechPB

#27 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:10 PM

Wrong.
I may correct you there.

"Where is my pencil?" (The first letter of any sentence is capitalized. There is only one sign at the end of one. "!?" does not exist. It's either a question or an exclamation.) is translated as: "Wo ist mein Bleistift?". Nouns are capitalized in German. "Was" would be "what", not "where", and "where" is "wo" - you did that one wrong, too. Don't get me started on signs.

"I have a water_buffalo." ("Water buffalo" is a two word construction.) is translated as "Ich habe einen Wasserbüffel". Again, capitalized nouns, and "ein" is declined according to the sex of the targetted noun, which is, in this case, male. "Haben", the infitive form, is conjugated into first person singular, "habe".

Besides that, my member number is #55. I am right about that, don't ask or discuss.

Edited by Ced23Ric, 27 March 2009 - 08:12 PM.


#28 Derek

Derek

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 505 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:23 PM

Wrong.
I may correct you there.

"Where is my pencil?" (The first letter of any sentence is capitalized. There is only one sign at the end of one. "!?" does not exist. It's either a question or an exclamation.) is translated as: "Wo ist mein Bleistift?". Nouns are capitalized in German. "Was" would be "what", not "where", and "where" is "wo" - you did that one wrong, too. Don't get me started on signs.

"I have a water_buffalo." ("Water buffalo" is a two word construction.) is translated as "Ich habe einen Wasserbüffel". Again, capitalized nouns, and "ein" is declined according to the sex of the targetted noun, which is, in this case, male. "Haben", the infitive form, is conjugated into first person singular, "habe".

Besides that, my member number is #55. I am right about that, don't ask or discuss.

Lol. Member number 69.

Edited by Derek, 28 March 2009 - 11:58 AM.



#29 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:42 PM

I call member #148

Edited by bigvin95, 27 March 2009 - 09:42 PM.


#30 PrometheanFlame

PrometheanFlame

    Nein, you tiny demons! NEIN!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cocoa, FL

Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

Our ranks schvell like ze vaters of ze Rhein!!

Updated the member numbers. Also, it is now a rule that you must "call" a member number. No sequentiality for the GNs. Texas, Dan, and Nick...call a number. Sadly...69 has already been taken.

Posted Image

Grammar Nazi Fuhrer : LL3 Soulja : Eleven Percenter


#31 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:32 PM

Our ranks schvell like ze vaters of ze Rhein!!

Updated the member numbers. Also, it is now a rule that you must "call" a member number. No sequentiality for the GNs. Texas, Dan, and Nick...call a number. Sadly...69 has already been taken.


My number is 00. Vielen Dank, Fuhrer PrometheanFlame. If there is a way, I'd very much like to be ze Vice Fuhrer and Chris (Cedric) shall be ze brigadier general.

-DDM

Edited by DanDaMan, 27 March 2009 - 11:35 PM.



#32 PrometheanFlame

PrometheanFlame

    Nein, you tiny demons! NEIN!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cocoa, FL

Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:07 AM

No problem. We should have someone in charge of a diabolical science division, and a council of arcane viziers. Any takers?

Posted Image

Grammar Nazi Fuhrer : LL3 Soulja : Eleven Percenter


#33 Texas Cheezburgr

Texas Cheezburgr

    :D :O :S

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,924 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fort Worth, TX

Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:21 AM

Number 01? :o

I like number 1 :P

Edited by Texas Cheezburgr, 28 March 2009 - 12:22 AM.

This user has been banned for repeated trolling and breaking the rules here at TechPB. Sorry Texas, you are no longer welcome here at TechPB

#34 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:07 AM

No problem. We should have someone in charge of a diabolical science division, and a council of arcane viziers. Any takers?


You are ze best grammar Fuhrer ever!

-DDM


#35 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 28 March 2009 - 04:48 AM

I take care of the science division. Call me Dr. Cedele.

Posted Image

#36 Mr. Choppy Pants

Mr. Choppy Pants

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 58 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Kingston, Ontario

Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:21 AM

Do you stop at car dealerships and tell them you will not be buying any of their cars?



The thought of that cracked me right up, lol.


Buy the way, Im inn! I always thought their needed too be a group like that for people, who's grammer sucks! :D


That's really ironic considering that there are at least 4 mistakes in your post.

-DDM



I count at least eight, but the Nazi is strong in you! :)

#37 Evil Fingers

Evil Fingers

    Banned

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:00 AM

Oh great, just what the TechPb Forum needs, a Bunch of Goose Steppin Grammar Nut-zs!

#38 Ced23Ric

Ced23Ric

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 678 posts

Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:06 AM

Uhm, "bunch" should start with a lower case letter there. I give you the rest for being unique names, in a way.

#39 Evil Fingers

Evil Fingers

    Banned

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:30 AM

Uhm, "bunch" should start with a lower case letter there. I give you the rest for being unique names, in a way.

Otay, mein herr.

#40 _ORaNGe_FLaMeS_

_ORaNGe_FLaMeS_

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,017 posts

Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:32 AM

Hello, I vould like to be ze head of de Grammar Nazi GESHTAPO! ve vill clush zeez imputent dogs oont have our vill imposed oopon ze vvvorld, no more vill zeez run on sentences and bashterds leave out ze palaglaphs!

Nein, lreally it makes Scheiße vellry hard to lread....

Edited by _ORaNGe_FLaMeS_, 28 March 2009 - 11:34 AM.


#41 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:37 AM

I shall be in ze conuncil my führer!

#42 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:38 PM

I shall be in ze conuncil my führer!


Bigvin's position is now on probation due to grammatical errors ( :D :lol: :P ) . You shall suffer oonder ze banner of ze English Teachers!

-DDM

Edited by DanDaMan, 28 March 2009 - 01:38 PM.



#43 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:02 PM

I shall be in ze conuncil my führer!


Bigvin's position is now on probation due to grammatical errors ( :D :lol: :P ) . You shall suffer oonder ze banner of ze English Teachers!

-DDM

No! I beg of please! Give me one more chance of helping us take over das internet!

#44 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:05 PM

I shall be in ze conuncil my führer!


Bigvin's position is now on probation due to grammatical errors ( :D :lol: :P ) . You shall suffer oonder ze banner of ze English Teachers!

-DDM

No! I beg of please! Give me one more chance of helping us take over das internet!


Alright. Two more chances for ze mendicant. LOL (I love this job!)

-DDM


#45 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:08 PM

Yay! I shall now triple check everyone of my posts on ziz great forum! And what exactly is your job?

Edited by bigvin95, 28 March 2009 - 02:09 PM.


#46 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:12 PM

Yay! I shall now triple check everyone of my posts on ziz great forum! And what exactly is your job?


Not sure yet. Teehee.

-DDM


#47 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:17 PM

Ha! And now, due to my mistake, ze great bigvin95, ze council shall now be called ze conuncil!

Also I am still working on how to say things in a German way.

#48 DanDaMan

DanDaMan

    The Spandex Terror

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,409 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:NorCal

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:42 PM

Right-o. Anybody who wishes to join ze council of Grammatical Nazi's will fill zis application (pending ze approval of ze Fuhrer):

Your GM Number:
-

Why would you wish to join ze council:
-

What is your plan for taking back ze internets from ze inferiors:
-

Bonus points for a picture of yourself grammatically correcting a peer:




-DDM

PS: Anybody who comes up with an easily-stenciled design for ze council shall receive something special!

Edited by DanDaMan, 28 March 2009 - 02:55 PM.



#49 bigvin95

bigvin95

    Watch out behind you!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,975 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:46 PM

My council application.
148
Grammar is one of my best subjects.

I say we punish people harshly to take over das internets!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by bigvin95, 28 March 2009 - 02:47 PM.


#50 PrometheanFlame

PrometheanFlame

    Nein, you tiny demons! NEIN!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cocoa, FL

Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:50 PM

Okay. Nick, Orange, and Mr. Choppy still need to assign themselves numbers.

Heir Vin, on ze oza hand...

I grow veary of your failures. You are a dizgrace to ze Grammar Nazis!! ...But let it not be said zat I am a cruel unt unfeeling Fuhrer. You vill be allowed to redeem yourzelf oonder ze vatchful monocle of Doktorr Cedele. I am told zat he has ze most intriguing methods of reform.

DOKTORR CEDELE!! From zis vhimpering hund, you will kraft for your Fuhrer a fiendish amalgamation of man, gorilla, unt oktopus fit to reign ovah ze Council Arkanum! Do not disappoint me.

Posted Image

Grammar Nazi Fuhrer : LL3 Soulja : Eleven Percenter





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users