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#1 FeedMeBacon

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 10:48 AM

Who do ya'll think is would be a perfect fit for commentating a paintball match? Chuck Norris? Morgan Freeman? Carrot Top?.....please don't say Joe Buck.
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

Matty Marshal or Gregg Hastings
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:06 AM

Matty Marshall and Todd Martinez! They have done an awesome job on the PSP webcasts and they actually know a thing or two about paintball unlike any of these people listed.

I think Dicky Vital would be great though haha

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:08 AM

Tony Schiavone.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:09 AM

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:20 AM

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:32 AM

+1 for Greg Hastings

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:40 AM

Not commanders... This is about commentators. :P

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 11:41 AM

Watching the 2004 smart parts championship with Matty Marshal and Bill Garner Jr. it's VERY clear the commentators NEED to be paintball players themselves. Commentators need to know the sport as well as the players on the field, unlike football or baseball where they're just repeating what just happened on the screen.....Posted Image we just saw it, no need for a break down Madden.




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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:02 PM

Matty Marshall, Todd Martinez, Greg Hastings.
Surprisingly Oliver Lang is terrible at commentating.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:11 PM

Matty Marshall & Todd Martinez - great combo on PaintballAccess webcasts. I always seem to learn something about how the Pro game is played and I pick up tips that help me improve my game.

They get my vote. :tup:
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:22 PM

Mario.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:26 PM

Matty is great. Nick Slowiak is also suprisingly good.
Of course, let's not forget Martinez and Lasoya.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

Matty is great. Nick Slowiak is also suprisingly good.
Of course, let's not forget Martinez and Lasoya.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 02:02 PM

Morgan Freeman.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:09 PM

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:28 PM

John Madden! DUH!

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 08:05 PM

Stephen Hawking?
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 08:51 PM

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

Morgan Freeman.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 12:57 AM

As long as it isn't those tools from the NCPA.

Catfish and his butt buddy. They are so annoying.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 11:30 AM

Is there anything Morgan Freeman can't commentate? Seriously though the amount of nature shows and then universe shows that guy has blown my mind talking about is ridiculous, it's like he's god and made it all himself or something (Bruce AND Evan almighty joke lol)

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 11:51 AM

The guy from the honey badger video

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 12:25 PM

The guy from the honey badger video

Yes. Just yes.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 08:16 PM

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

Nick slowiak & matty marshal.
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