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#1 SynystrAssassin

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:25 AM

So about 10 minutes ago, a noise coming from my brother's room startled me. He brought me into his room and said there was something on his window. What was it? A paintball. Yup. Someone fucking threw a paintball at my brother's window. I have no i-fucking-dea why, but it happened. Someone's fucking ass is about to be kicked. Heads are gonna be rolling here.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:45 AM

load up

And shit down their asa's and in their hpr

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:45 AM

Get your gun all ready to shoot. When you see the guy, you'll know what to do. ;)

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:55 AM

Cybermaniac15 wants to see you unload your balls onto his face.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 02:03 AM

I hope he has a barrel cam! :lol:

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 04:07 AM

Last year they were some fucking asshole throwing rocks at one of the windows in our house. You can't imagine how fucking close i was to littting them up with unlimited ramping.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 07:59 AM

Youre mad because someone through paint that comes off with water at your brothers window?
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Posted 06 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

At least they dont cut your Christmas lights...

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 03:40 PM

Youre mad because someone through paint that comes off with water at your brothers window?


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Posted 06 April 2013 - 04:36 PM

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT shoot the perp with a paintball gun. As much as it would be needed, you will get into so much trouble even if you're the victim. Also you don't need the local authorities shutting down the nearest field because that would be linking "promoting vandalism" and "violent behavior" in the laws eyes. Just keep calm, and wait for the one(s) responsible to try it again, they usually do, and turn them in.

If you actually catch him/her/them you have the right to "restrain" them until the authorities show up to take over. Whether it's a knee holding their face to the ground (spreading fecal matter on them in some cases) or a good home-brew set of handcuffs you have the right to put anyone under citizens arrest for vandalism. It might just be hard to explain to the cops why they apparently wanted to wander through raw sewage before vandalizing your home if said defecation occurs.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 04:51 PM

Dude FYI you would get in less trouble for beating him up rather than shooting him. Either way it's still jail time if you are an adult. Take a picture and have him arrested, don't actually do anything that could get you in trouble.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 05:18 PM

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT shoot the perp with a paintball gun. As much as it would be needed, you will get into so much trouble even if you're the victim. Also you don't need the local authorities shutting down the nearest field because that would be linking "promoting vandalism" and "violent behavior" in the laws eyes. Just keep calm, and wait for the one(s) responsible to try it again, they usually do, and turn them in.

If you actually catch him/her/them you have the right to "restrain" them until the authorities show up to take over. Whether it's a knee holding their face to the ground (spreading fecal matter on them in some cases) or a good home-brew set of handcuffs you have the right to put anyone under citizens arrest for vandalism. It might just be hard to explain to the cops why they apparently wanted to wander through raw sewage before vandalizing your home if said defecation occurs.


Yeah, that's why i didn't do it. The medias view on paintball is bad as it is and we don't need another media outcry like we had in the 90s. From what i was told from older players that supposedly neonazis used it as training for real combat. Now we know that sort of impossible, but if you don't know any better.

And with the whole restraining thing, that's not the case here. The only thing we probably could do is video tape it or have several witnesses to have some hard evidience.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 05:34 PM

Here's the thing. About 7 other houses were hit also.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 05:36 PM

Here's the thing. About 7 other houses were hit also.


Where there any notable damage?

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 05:45 PM

Nah just paintballs on windows.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 08:03 PM

"Paint" that takes all of 8 seconds to wipe off.

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 09:25 PM

"Paint" that takes all of 8 seconds to wipe off.


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Posted 07 April 2013 - 01:40 AM

"Paint" that takes all of 8 seconds to wipe off.


Still it's like really? You're gonna throw shit at people's homes? You're gonna vandalize a neighborhood just for fun?

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 02:18 AM

People do some crazy things man. Although I don't know if I would really call this crazy its more then likely some kid and his friends that thought it would be funny. I wouldn't sweat it too much man it could be so much worse. Just wipe it off in the morning and let it ride.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 02:44 AM

"Paint" that takes all of 8 seconds to wipe off.


Goddamn 8 seconds? I'll bet you take penalties left and right.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:33 AM

Its a 1v1 challenge! Tradition states that you cannot refuse to meet him on the inflatable field of battle at dawn!

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:58 AM


"Paint" that takes all of 8 seconds to wipe off.


Goddamn 8 seconds? I'll bet you take penalties left and right.

I don't get penalties, I give them because I am the ref.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 06:40 PM

I am the ref.


I am the ref.


I am the ref.


I am the ref.

The ref? Why haven't I met you yet?

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:01 PM

The ref? Why haven't I met you yet?


You need to arrange a meeting with his secretary.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:12 PM


The ref? Why haven't I met you yet?


You need to arrange a meeting with his secretary.

But he has soooo many appointments!

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:25 PM



The ref? Why haven't I met you yet?


You need to arrange a meeting with his secretary.

But he has soooo many appointments!

My secretary is just telling you that, I have no appointments, I'm just avoiding you.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:29 PM




The ref? Why haven't I met you yet?


You need to arrange a meeting with his secretary.

But he has soooo many appointments!

My secretary is just telling you that, I have no appointments, I'm just avoiding you.

Well, I didn't want to meet you anyway, everybody wins.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 08:25 PM

Should have bought bunker insurance.

I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.


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Posted 07 April 2013 - 08:57 PM

Well, I didn't want to meet you anyway, everybody wins.


With tallsmallboy, does anyone really win?

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 09:27 PM


Well, I didn't want to meet you anyway, everybody wins.


With tallsmallboy, does anyone really win?

I win.

fuck yolo
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 03:16 PM

Sleep with their mom,sister,aunt,grandma then proceed to shit in his cheerios whilst laughing like snidley whiplash.
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