Paintball Prank @ Orbital Paintball
Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:46 AM
Note : I know EVERYONE at Orbital Paintball, I've been playing there for over 10 years. I even played with them in the late 1990's when it was called Weekend Warriors.
It was about a 12 on 12 in the "small woods". There was one ref. It was mostly a newer group of players on my side, several pretty experienced players on the other side. When the game was about to start, I told everyone on my team "Hey fellas, you guys know this is "military rules" right? Gun hits don't count. The ref told me that you need to hit the mask, or the body, but gun hits don't count!"
Everyone seemed a bit puzzled, but no one really seemed to question it and the game started.
About 30 seconds into the game, all hell started to break loose. Players on my side, where basically "blind firing" over their bunkers, getting shot, wiping it off, and continuing to fire back at the other team. I've never seen more shouting and yelling in my life. The players on the other side were hysterically yelling, trying to figure out what was going on. I saw one player, shoot 3 people on the gun, and their jaw drop when all 3 guns came back over the top of the bunker and continued firing back at him.
I couldn't breathe, I was laughing to hard I started coughing. After about 5 minutes, the other team ended up winning and shooting us all out (including me). Panic ensued in the pits, as the players on the other side were trying to figure out what was going on. I quickly came clean and explained to them that I told everyone on my team that it was "miltary rules", that gun hits don't count.
I still remember one hot-head player yell out "What the FUCK are military rules?!?!?!?!? That was bullshit!!!"
hahahahaha still cracks me up to this day
Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:50 AM
maybe getting shot at will really turn her on .... then yu can do her with your mask on .. sortof a whole darth vader thing ....
**heavy breathing** ..."WHO'S YUR DADDY" .. **more heavy breathing** .... "I'M YOUR DADDY" ...
Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:44 PM
Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:27 PM
I like to shit in people's loaders
Yeah... Whatever floats your boat mate
Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:39 PM
Edited by ccseancc143, 23 April 2013 - 03:40 PM.
Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:02 PM
That is evil... But I shall use it!
Another way to mess with someone is when the go to the bathroom or something tie fishing line through the barrrel porting on their gun. When the start the game all there paint will brake and they wont know why.
Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:50 AM
Posted 24 April 2013 - 11:03 AM
Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:43 PM
I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.
Do it with style ~ Total Grief
I like autocockers and autococker accessories.
Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:54 PM
Edited by bigx, 24 April 2013 - 03:54 PM.
"In the absence of orders, find something and kill it."
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:44 AM
Easiest way to decide if they tech their own guns
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