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#1 TechPB-Mike


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:46 AM

Alot of people ask me about paintball pranks, there really aren't too many that you can do that are actually "funny", but I got one from a little over a year ago at Orbital Paintball

Note : I know EVERYONE at Orbital Paintball, I've been playing there for over 10 years. I even played with them in the late 1990's when it was called Weekend Warriors.

It was about a 12 on 12 in the "small woods". There was one ref. It was mostly a newer group of players on my side, several pretty experienced players on the other side. When the game was about to start, I told everyone on my team "Hey fellas, you guys know this is "military rules" right? Gun hits don't count. The ref told me that you need to hit the mask, or the body, but gun hits don't count!"

Everyone seemed a bit puzzled, but no one really seemed to question it and the game started.

About 30 seconds into the game, all hell started to break loose. Players on my side, where basically "blind firing" over their bunkers, getting shot, wiping it off, and continuing to fire back at the other team. I've never seen more shouting and yelling in my life. The players on the other side were hysterically yelling, trying to figure out what was going on. I saw one player, shoot 3 people on the gun, and their jaw drop when all 3 guns came back over the top of the bunker and continued firing back at him.

I couldn't breathe, I was laughing to hard I started coughing. After about 5 minutes, the other team ended up winning and shooting us all out (including me). Panic ensued in the pits, as the players on the other side were trying to figure out what was going on. I quickly came clean and explained to them that I told everyone on my team that it was "miltary rules", that gun hits don't count.

I still remember one hot-head player yell out "What the FUCK are military rules?!?!?!?!? That was bullshit!!!"

hahahahaha still cracks me up to this day

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

Wow mike, never thought you'll be the one to do that! :lol:

maybe getting shot at will really turn her on .... then yu can do her with your mask on .. sortof a whole darth vader thing ....
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:25 PM

Lol I can only imagine what was going through the other teams head.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

Real life trolling, nice.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:43 PM

I haven't met you Mike and I play there. Why u lie Mike, why? You haz no raisin to lie to dah popel!

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:49 PM

I want a video of this. It sounds funny as hell.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:09 PM

I like to shit in people's loaders

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:27 PM

I like to shit in people's loaders

Yeah... Whatever floats your boat mate

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

Sometimes I'm a fat troll and plow over every bunker on the way to my spot
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:39 PM

Another way to mess with someone is when the go to the bathroom or something tie fishing line through the barrrel porting on their gun. When the start the game all there paint will brake and they wont know why.

Edited by ccseancc143, 23 April 2013 - 03:40 PM.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:02 PM

Another way to mess with someone is when the go to the bathroom or something tie fishing line through the barrrel porting on their gun. When the start the game all there paint will brake and they wont know why.

That is evil... But I shall use it!

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:44 PM

I like to shit in people's loaders



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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:42 AM

Taking batteries out of guns is always fun :D

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:50 AM

Sneak a quarter in the feedneck, or something along those lines, or hide somewhere really well when I'm not playing and try to long ball the refs that I'm friends wit
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

I tried to convince players that if you pick up debris you can use it as a shield and hide behind it till you get in the spot you wanted.... It didn't work. :(

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:43 PM

Didn't you convince some guy that there was a litter of cats under a trailer, and then fuck with him meowing by it?

I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:54 PM

During a 24 hour game I might have placed a sweaty pair of boxers on another players forehead? #heknowswhoheis

Edited by bigx, 24 April 2013 - 03:54 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:44 AM

I used to love flipping peoples cocker bolts over
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