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#1 `kook

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:00 AM

1) Tell her about your love for cats. If you don't like cats, start liking them or pretend to like them. Never tell a girl you've killed, or hurt a cat. It will dry them up faster than the Sahara. (not to mention, you're kind of an asshole)

2) Play with a kid in front of her. Women are programmed to like that stuff. Play with a kid, make sure she sees, instawoo
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:07 AM

Dating advice la TechPB.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:52 AM

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

make a lot of money
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:51 AM

be hung like a horse... bitches love Salami.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:16 PM

make a lot of money


Easiest way by far. You reel in the bitches when you got cash. Just look at the duck dynasty dudes lol
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:16 PM

be hung like a horse... bitches love Salami.


easy way to keep one, not an easy way to get one.

kinda hard at the bar to slip in a smooth "i have a giant cock" mid conversation and be taken seriously. not like you can whip it out either and prove it.

money, no joke. easiest way ever to get women.

Edited by cockerpunk, 29 April 2013 - 03:17 PM.

The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:51 PM


be hung like a horse... bitches love Salami.


easy way to keep one, not an easy way to get one.

kinda hard at the bar to slip in a smooth "i have a giant cock" mid conversation and be taken seriously. not like you can whip it out either and prove it.

money, no joke. easiest way ever to get women.


^ he speaks the truth
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:57 PM

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:00 PM

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Check this out. Found this on reddit.
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I've had varying success myself. Once you get past approach anxiety, you can easily talk to a girl.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:12 AM



be hung like a horse... bitches love Salami.


easy way to keep one, not an easy way to get one.

kinda hard at the bar to slip in a smooth "i have a giant cock" mid conversation and be taken seriously. not like you can whip it out either and prove it.

money, no joke. easiest way ever to get women.


^ he speaks the truth


once you get that reputation though, all the old sick cats come out of the woods.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 11:07 AM

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My favourite methods by far.

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 07:32 PM

/firstpersontotakeitseriously

Check this out. Found this on reddit. *snap*
I've had varying success myself. Once you get past approach anxiety, you can easily talk to a girl.


That's 4Chan.


But anyways I'd suggest approaching her like a friend. I talk better to my female acquaintances than girls who are not.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 07:48 PM


/firstpersontotakeitseriously

Check this out. Found this on reddit. *snap*
I've had varying success myself. Once you get past approach anxiety, you can easily talk to a girl.


That's 4Chan.


But anyways I'd suggest approaching her like a friend. I talk better to my female acquaintances than girls who are not.


I'm well aware it's from 4chan, but I found the link to it from reddit.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:28 PM

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You are also forgeting the rope. It's a major turnoff when they run.
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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:30 PM

and the lime and shovel.

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:33 PM

and the lime and shovel.


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 10:14 PM

the looks I get from women, when I've got my girls with me, makes me blush

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 07:51 PM

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 08:46 PM

No joke the kid thing works. Playing with kids gets all the bitches. I got a girl a year older than me to give me her number after just playing with some kids.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:20 AM

I completely forgot I made this.


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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:50 AM

Chicks dig divorced dads.Kids+single+responsibility=All teh  bitches.



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Posted 02 July 2013 - 07:51 AM

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Yoy forgot two options thoughm being 4&5. 4:You dress up in a big white van and say if she gets in you wukk give her free candy? 5:You could just hit her over the head with a abeaseball bat and drag her home. (because ya know someone draggin a body down the street into the car never looks supicious!)


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:55 AM

 

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Yoy forgot two options thoughm being 4&5. 4:You dress up in a big white van and say if she gets in you wukk give her free candy? 5:You could just hit her over the head with a abeaseball bat and drag her home. (because ya know someone draggin a body down the street into the car never looks supicious!)

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:58 AM

you know whats a way to dry them up faster as well...

 

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 08:50 AM

The feminist part of me is raging so hard right now.
Ironically, that's the same part of me that allows me to easily "get girls".


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:38 AM

The feminist part of me is raging so hard right now.
Ironically, that's the same part of me that allows me to easily "get girls".

Yay for gender roles!

 

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 01:31 PM

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The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."





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