Jump to content


Photo

Ergh... Hate this.... Fapping arm down.


  • Please log in to reply
22 replies to this topic

#1 Praetorian

Praetorian

    Skill? Where can I buy that?!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,273 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dead Box

Posted 03 May 2013 - 12:59 AM

So at work today I was pushing something a little heavy and felt a small pop almost tug type sensation and my hand began to feel warm, there is no swelling but it hurts like a mofo(filled out a report so I can go get it looked at if it gets to painful), and here comes the really first world problem... I can't go balling this weekend, can't grip my marker without shooting pain around my wrist :(

Edited by Praetorian, 03 May 2013 - 12:59 AM.


#2 Carolus Rex

Carolus Rex

    I won at life once.

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 684 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The land of the prettiest women


Posted 03 May 2013 - 01:44 AM

So now it's time to pratice that off-hand shooting then? :rolleyes:

In all seriousness,sucks to hear, hope you get well soon.

o8qo.jpg


#3 TacticlTwinkie

TacticlTwinkie

    *insert witty title*

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,974 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Surf City, USA

Posted 03 May 2013 - 01:54 AM

Fapping arm is down? Now that's the real tragedy here.

#4 SynystrAssassin

SynystrAssassin

    Flawless is a Habit

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,179 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sun Diego

Posted 03 May 2013 - 03:29 AM

Mod shens are rampant once again.

#5 Praetorian

Praetorian

    Skill? Where can I buy that?!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,273 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dead Box

Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:21 AM

^no mod shens

#6 Sin_Ister611

Sin_Ister611

    Dude with a gun

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 765 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Kansas

Posted 03 May 2013 - 10:46 AM

Had that happen on my off fapping hand. When it stops hurting, stretch it very little by little but not to the point it hurts. When it heals, walk around with two soda cans in one hand or something that will stretch your hand to hold them for about 10-20 mins at a time and it'll build tons of wrist muscle to help keep that from happening again.


Posted ImageNote: Do not fap right after wrist strength training. Posted Image

Edited by Sin_Ister611, 03 May 2013 - 10:47 AM.


#7 Praetorian

Praetorian

    Skill? Where can I buy that?!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,273 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dead Box

Posted 03 May 2013 - 10:54 AM

My Wife wrapped up wrist last night and I slept with the wrap on, and woke up to take it off, and WOW!! a lot of the tension pain is gone. Still wearing my wrap, but most of the throbbing pain is gone. I maybe have just hyper extended a ligament.. If it were sprained I think most of the pain would still be here.

Still not playing this weekend, don't want to dive, land on it funny and fuck it up worse than before.

#8 Orange Chicken

Orange Chicken

    TechPB's Most Annoying member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,611 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Tucson, Arizona

Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:34 AM

Left handed fleshlight time?

OrangeChicken_zpsbeae94b0.jpg?t=13691803

 


#9 Praetorian

Praetorian

    Skill? Where can I buy that?!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,273 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dead Box

Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:38 AM

^I'm left handed.

and I don't mind switch hitting, just doesn't do it for me sometimes. I'm too loyal to the left hand.

#10 stinkfingr

stinkfingr

    time traveller

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 524 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Trapped Between The Worlds Of Make Believe, And Large Giant Multi Colored Shimmering Jello Cubes

Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:53 AM

My Wife wrapped up wrist last night and I slept with the wrap on, and woke up to take it off, and WOW!! a lot of the tension pain is gone. Still wearing my wrap, but most of the throbbing pain is gone. I maybe have just hyper extended a ligament.. If it were sprained I think most of the pain would still be here.

Still not playing this weekend, don't want to dive, land on it funny and fuck it up worse than before.

interesting ... a "fap wrap" ... new name for "raincoats" ?

#11 Sin_Ister611

Sin_Ister611

    Dude with a gun

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 765 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Kansas

Posted 03 May 2013 - 12:51 PM

My Wife wrapped up wrist last night and I slept with the wrap on, and woke up to take it off, and WOW!! a lot of the tension pain is gone. Still wearing my wrap, but most of the throbbing pain is gone. I maybe have just hyper extended a ligament.. If it were sprained I think most of the pain would still be here.

Still not playing this weekend, don't want to dive, land on it funny and fuck it up worse than before.


Very good idea. Yes it does suck not going balling, but just because the pain is gone momentarily doesn't mean it's gone and it's fully healed.

#12 iNicker

iNicker

    Amazing Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,420 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 03 May 2013 - 03:20 PM

^I'm left handed.

and I don't mind switch hitting, just doesn't do it for me sometimes. I'm too loyal to the left hand.


wouldn't that be what your wife is for lol

#13 IPlaySoccer

IPlaySoccer

    Resident Chelsea fan

  • Banned
  • PipPipPip
  • 635 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Miami, Florida

Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:39 PM


^I'm left handed.

and I don't mind switch hitting, just doesn't do it for me sometimes. I'm too loyal to the left hand.


wouldn't that be what your wife is for lol


I can be a bit of a smartass and even an a-hole. Please bear with me.

 

9ca1b1c13c8d04ea.png


#14 madsnipes

madsnipes

    CARNAGE 3!!!!!!!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,055 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:In one of those "High-Tech" caves with Wi-fi

Posted 29 May 2013 - 02:45 PM

He said wife, not girlfriend

#15 iNicker

iNicker

    Amazing Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,420 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 30 May 2013 - 06:13 AM

He said wife, not girlfriend

?

#16 Night Fury

Night Fury

    Masshole

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 66 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Massachusetts

Posted 30 May 2013 - 06:20 AM



^I'm left handed.

and I don't mind switch hitting, just doesn't do it for me sometimes. I'm too loyal to the left hand.


wouldn't that be what your wife is for lol


Posted Image

#17 SilentButDeadly

SilentButDeadly

    I <3 old guns

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 325 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Miami

Posted 30 May 2013 - 06:21 PM

He said wife, not girlfriend


As seen on: PBreview IOG

#18 Dix4lyfe

Dix4lyfe

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 1 posts

Posted 02 June 2013 - 07:28 PM

My fapping arm is working just fine, right now. Right this second.

#19 The Bacon Man

The Bacon Man

    Newbie

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,199 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:11 PM

I remember when I hurt my thumb...

I learned to switch hit like Mickey Mantle.

#20 Praetorian

Praetorian

    Skill? Where can I buy that?!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,273 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dead Box

Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:31 PM

wow, how is this thread staying alive?

Fapping arm is fine, and also, getting my "wife" to do anything adult wise other than trying to make a baby(an actual baby, not practice, I mean busting out the Ovulation checker type making a baby) is more difficult to ask a cat to leave curtains alone.

#21 A&MBaller

A&MBaller

    meow

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,530 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:50 PM

wow, how is this thread staying alive?

Fapping arm is fine, and also, getting my "wife" to do anything adult wise other than trying to make a baby(an actual baby, not practice, I mean busting out the Ovulation checker type making a baby) is more difficult to ask a cat to leave curtains alone.


well then.....

#22 That one guy

That one guy

    TechPB's most loved member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 456 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ohio


Posted 03 June 2013 - 05:52 PM

wow, how is this thread staying alive?

Fapping arm is fine, and also, getting my "wife" to do anything adult wise other than trying to make a baby(an actual baby, not practice, I mean busting out the Ovulation checker type making a baby) is more difficult to ask a cat to leave curtains alone.

LOL

You doubt it but yet you don't know crap about it.... People may THINK they know me, but trust me they DON'T.


#23 Village Idiot

Village Idiot

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 531 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Oklahoma City, Oklahoma


Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

wow, how is this thread staying alive?

Fapping arm is fine, and also, getting my "wife" to do anything adult wise other than trying to make a baby(an actual baby, not practice, I mean busting out the Ovulation checker type making a baby) is more difficult to ask a cat to leave curtains alone.


So what you do is you let her get that ovulation checker. You wait til she's ovulating and you get to copulating and right before the pay day, you pull out and go eat a sandwich. When she asks WTF your problem is, tell her if she wants a kid so bad, she better make making the kid fun or you'll hold out on her, lol. Besides, everyone I've ever known who was pregnant or had a child wasn't trying when it happened. They were just in it for the fun of it...I should reword that...nope.

Edited by Village Idiot, 03 June 2013 - 07:29 PM.

Supreme and terrible Ra who maketh god and men tremble before Thee
I am counted amongst legions of the unrighteous who dread not being immersed in pits of fire

Those Whom the Gods Detest - Nile





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users