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#1 LUXOR54

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:03 PM

just got her the other day

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big thanks to get.lit.up! for setting me up with this beauty.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:06 PM


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:17 PM

A great poet once said "I hit it first".

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:20 PM

technically still my gat lol
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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:21 PM

technically still my gat lol

yeah yeah yeah, i'll get you your money. i'm getting paid again this weekend

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:45 PM

2/10 would not bang

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:49 PM

just take a few tequila shots first, pretty soon all you see is the curves and don't give a damn what the rest looks like Posted Image

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:54 PM

She's been used too much.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:56 PM

well, looks like someones superficial Posted Image

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:14 PM

Next thing you know fytox comes in and says $80 aka valve makes karni shoot over a case off 68/4.5k
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Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:18 PM

efficiency seems pretty good already, guess i'll really see when i go play woodsball

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

it's experience, that Karni will do things to Him an Axe would Shiver over.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

>oh hear that?
>> Sounds like a woodpecker
*both gets hits by paintball*
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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:22 AM

That's exactly how I imagine playing woodsball will go with this thing.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:46 PM

Congrats that thing is beautiful.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:59 PM

2/10


MEH


This is a real paintball gun

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:29 AM

2/10


MEH


This is a real paintball gun

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pshft, all you people and your new fangled makers

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:58 AM

but but but aqua camo

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 09:40 AM

but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:04 PM

KingJurzy is right it sucks. So you might as well give it to me.
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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:45 PM


but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:48 PM

I'd finger it

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:48 PM

CP barrel, blue macro, 4/10. I'll take it off your hands to save you the embarrassment. Posted Image

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:40 PM

CP barrel, blue macro, 4/10. I'll take it off your hands to save you the embarrassment. Posted Image


straight trade for your polka dot 98 pump? Posted Image

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 03:38 PM

Cyborg over Clone IMO. They just feel so much better, and that internal poppet <3

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 10:41 PM


but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?

It shoots like sex. Only Ions have the prestige of shooting like hot sex. But yes, Clone GT's shoot like sex. Im jealous of the white though Jurzy.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:24 PM

i never shot one, but it looks sick

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:31 PM



but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:49 PM




but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

tippmann 98s are the best sex. Loud, rough, and no matter how hard you hit it, it will never stop going XD

I like loud, kicky poppets. I am the last of my people.


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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:52 PM





but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

tippmann 98s are the best sex. Loud, rough, and no matter how hard you hit it, it will never stop going XD

Except that it's ugly, serves little purpose, and is for beginners only. More experienced people will just see it as another 4/10 high school slut. The only thing it has going for it is that you can settle for it whenever, though quality is put into question.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:54 PM






but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

tippmann 98s are the best sex. Loud, rough, and no matter how hard you hit it, it will never stop going XD

Except that it's ugly, serves little purpose, and is for beginners only. More experienced people will just see it as another 4/10 high school slut. The only thing it has going for it is that you can settle for it whenever, though quality is put into question.

ugly is subjective. and its a 90/10 thing. 90 percent of them will be ugly, horrible, and unusable. but 10 percent are the bestest things the world has ever seen. alot like redheads

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I like loud, kicky poppets. I am the last of my people.


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Posted 12 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

I hope you know, not to offend anyone, but I have an extreme prejudice against red heads. Dont know why, ill treat you with equal respect, but for some reason, ill despise you.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 04:05 PM

I hope you know, not to offend anyone, but I have an extreme prejudice against red heads. Dont know why, ill treat you with equal respect, but for some reason, ill despise you.

its because redheads are satan incarnate *said every bible thumper ever*

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 04:13 PM







but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

tippmann 98s are the best sex. Loud, rough, and no matter how hard you hit it, it will never stop going XD

Except that it's ugly, serves little purpose, and is for beginners only. More experienced people will just see it as another 4/10 high school slut. The only thing it has going for it is that you can settle for it whenever, though quality is put into question.

ugly is subjective. and its a 90/10 thing. 90 percent of them will be ugly, horrible, and unusable. but 10 percent are the bestest things the world has ever seen. alot like redheads


I dont trust anything that doesnt mind going more than a week without cleaning. And theres such a thing as too hard on the balls. Hence no tippmans for me. Posted Image





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Posted 12 May 2013 - 07:04 PM








but but but aqua camo


But does it shoot like hot sex?


it shoots like dragging your ass through a pile of shattered glass.

That's the hottest of the sex

tippmann 98s are the best sex. Loud, rough, and no matter how hard you hit it, it will never stop going XD

Except that it's ugly, serves little purpose, and is for beginners only. More experienced people will just see it as another 4/10 high school slut. The only thing it has going for it is that you can settle for it whenever, though quality is put into question.

ugly is subjective. and its a 90/10 thing. 90 percent of them will be ugly, horrible, and unusable. but 10 percent are the bestest things the world has ever seen. alot like redheads


I dont trust anything that doesnt mind going more than a week without cleaning. And theres such a thing as too hard on the balls. Hence no tippmans for me. Posted Image

ok, you win...... XD

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:30 PM

I hope you know, not to offend anyone, but I have an extreme prejudice against red heads. Dont know why, ill treat you with equal respect, but for some reason, ill despise you.

You jelly of me bro?
Or are umad?




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