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#1 TippmannPlayer97

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:29 PM

I took my girlfriend out to paintball today. Surpisingly between two electro and one pump gun, we shot less than 1 case of paint. We also got a mixed case (marbs and draxxus bronze) and two cases of ultra evil for free. I did a 1v1 with her, using Pump Player's pump and she used the legend. and she actually shot me. in the soft ears! Who else took their girlfriend out and has a story to tell?

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:32 PM

Girlfriend? No.
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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:39 PM

I'm too young for one of those...

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:45 PM

Girlfriend? No.
Daughter, yes.

Took girlfriend out. She had fun. She ended up getting better gear than me than I had at the moment the next day. Still friends with that one, and she still plays.
Another time I took this other girlfriend to play, yeah she played 2 games, then spent the rest of the time sitting down at the staging area.
Other girl, she had fun, but only goes once in a while, like twice a year. I was with her the entire time because she shrieked every time she got shot at. Then she shot her first person out, and I had to control her from overshooting.
Girls tend to like shooting at guys a lot.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:52 PM

I actually got one of my girlfriends by taking them to the field. She had fun and we're still friends but she only goes when I take her because otherwise her parents won't let her go... Awkward times, awkward times
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Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:53 PM

Alexx's first game was defending the castle over at orbital, and she was scared the entire time. afte a few games and a few hits she got more ballsy and started to shoot more often. Then she shot me. I will never live that down. she was so happy though. New player? I think yes

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:00 PM

first time I took my girlfriend paintballing, she didn't get hit once! And on the last game when I went to just bonus ball this shit out of her she ran out of paint and called herself out! I was like.... well done.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:02 PM

first time I took my girlfriend paintballing, she didn't get hit once! And on the last game when I went to just bonus ball this shit out of her she ran out of paint and called herself out! I was like.... well done.

You wouldn't have a girlfriend if you bonus balled her... Lesson time kids. Never. Ever. Bonus ball your girlfriend. This applies anywhere, not just paintball. (if you know what i mean ;) )

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:04 PM


first time I took my girlfriend paintballing, she didn't get hit once! And on the last game when I went to just bonus ball this shit out of her she ran out of paint and called herself out! I was like.... well done.

You wouldn't have a girlfriend if you bonus balled her... Lesson time kids. Never. Ever. Bonus ball your girlfriend. This applies anywhere, not just paintball. (if you know what i mean ;)/> )

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 06:05 PM

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 06:16 PM

I'm too young for one of those...

Oh REALLY? Hahaha, tell that to our Freshman class of last year

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:04 PM


I'm too young for one of those...

Oh REALLY? Hahaha, tell that to our Freshman class of last year

I'm not having kids until im at least 25

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:12 PM

Took girlfriend out....she hated it, but now she does come to the field with me and just kinda hangs out and reads. Mostly because my friends girlfriend does the same thing haha

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:26 PM

Well, she wasnt my gf yet but I went with her lol. My cousins youth group went to paintball, and my cousin invited me since I love to go out. And yeah... She wasnt very good, but no one in the group was other than me and my brother Posted Image

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:40 PM

Well, she wasnt my gf yet but I went with her lol. My cousins youth group went to paintball, and my cousin invited me since I love to go out. And yeah... She wasnt very good, but no one in the group was other than me and my brother Posted Image

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:43 PM


Well, she wasnt my gf yet but I went with her lol. My cousins youth group went to paintball, and my cousin invited me since I love to go out. And yeah... She wasnt very good, but no one in the group was other than me and my brother Posted Image

You are dating your cousin? 0.o


Clarification, the girl I liked was in the youth group too lol.

They both sucked though.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:48 PM



Well, she wasnt my gf yet but I went with her lol. My cousins youth group went to paintball, and my cousin invited me since I love to go out. And yeah... She wasnt very good, but no one in the group was other than me and my brother Posted Image

You are dating your cousin? 0.o


Clarification, the girl I liked was in the youth group too lol.

They both sucked though.

Much better.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:51 PM

I take girls to play all the time so far I have only had one honey badger. Chick did not give a damn about being hit! LOVED HER Posted Image

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 05:53 AM

I almost always take my girlfriends to the field. They always enjoy it.

I also have taken a few of my best friends girlfriends to play paintball... But that's a story for another day.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 10:08 AM

A few years ago, my girlfriend just got off work as a lifeguard and wanted to hang out with me. I told her I was at the paintball field and she said she would stop by.
Apparently by "stop by", she meant she was going to play and not even bother to change out of her swimsuit. She just grabbed a rental package (A5, tank, mask, and BDU top) and surprised me on the field.
Gotta admit, she has some balls.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:59 AM

They let her play in slippers?

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 12:48 PM

There was a guy who played in a dress once out here

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:38 PM

They let her play in slippers?

In flip-flops, yes.
My old field didn't give two shits.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:59 PM


They let her play in slippers?

In flip-flops, yes.
My old field didn't give two shits.


To this day I have never seen anything more strange than a large Thai Man playing in sandals with a proflex rolled up so he can smoke a cigar. He also fires from the hip and has been known to take cheeseburgers onto the X-Ball field. Honest to god may I never fire another paintball again this actually happens.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 05:23 PM

Forever alone. I took my ex out to the field once that was about it.


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Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:35 PM

My wife plays with me all the time. We wen't to Carnage together and she kicked ass. I actually think the guys at my field like her more than me ;)

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 08:04 PM

i take my girlfriend with me all the time. she has a blast.

here's a photo of her.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 08:51 PM

First time I took my wife to play she gogged me. She yelped with joy lol

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 09:34 PM

i take my girlfriend with me all the time. she has a blast.

here's a photo of her.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:33 PM

I gave a high five to that picture before reading the text.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:38 AM


I'm too young for one of those...

Oh REALLY? Hahaha, tell that to our Freshman class of last year

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:42 AM

A few years ago, my girlfriend just got off work as a lifeguard and wanted to hang out with me. I told her I was at the paintball field and she said she would stop by.
Apparently by "stop by", she meant she was going to play and not even bother to change out of her swimsuit. She just grabbed a rental package (A5, tank, mask, and BDU top) and surprised me on the field.
Gotta admit, she has some balls.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:56 AM


A few years ago, my girlfriend just got off work as a lifeguard and wanted to hang out with me. I told her I was at the paintball field and she said she would stop by.
Apparently by "stop by", she meant she was going to play and not even bother to change out of her swimsuit. She just grabbed a rental package (A5, tank, mask, and BDU top) and surprised me on the field.
Gotta admit, she has some balls.
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How do we know that is you in the picture.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:27 AM

You think he would care enough to google a picture like that?

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:34 AM



A few years ago, my girlfriend just got off work as a lifeguard and wanted to hang out with me. I told her I was at the paintball field and she said she would stop by.
Apparently by "stop by", she meant she was going to play and not even bother to change out of her swimsuit. She just grabbed a rental package (A5, tank, mask, and BDU top) and surprised me on the field.
Gotta admit, she has some balls.
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How do we know that is you in the picture.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:02 PM




A few years ago, my girlfriend just got off work as a lifeguard and wanted to hang out with me. I told her I was at the paintball field and she said she would stop by.
Apparently by "stop by", she meant she was going to play and not even bother to change out of her swimsuit. She just grabbed a rental package (A5, tank, mask, and BDU top) and surprised me on the field.
Gotta admit, she has some balls.
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How do we know that is you in the picture.

Well considering this picture was taken years ago and I didn't decide to put my username, TechPB, and the current date handwritten on a piece of paper at the time, I don't really have a definitive way to prove that that's me in the picture.
You'll just have to take my word for it

Lol, I was just joking around. SArcasm is very hard to use over the internet......wish I had a girlfriend that played paintball.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:47 PM

How do we know that is you in the picture.

It's him. I'd recognize those sexy eyes anywhere.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:56 PM


How do we know that is you in the picture.

It's him. I'd recognize those sexy eyes anywhere.

Lol

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 03:55 PM


How do we know that is you in the picture.

It's him. I'd recognize those sexy eyes anywhere.

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