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#1 IPlaySoccer

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:23 PM

So, I do not have a girlfriend, so this is not a matter of getting my girlfriend out to the field. However my best friend of the last 4 years could possibly go next weekend. Now before you leave "haha friendzoned" comments, she has told me many times in the past that she likes me as more than a friend. So anyway, she is free next weekend and I want her to go. All I have to do is convince her to go. How should I go about it?

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:27 PM

Say "hey wanna go on a date"? Then comes the "sure"! Then you just proceed to pick her up and take her to the field. ez game.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:36 PM

Kidnap her.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:38 PM

@Steelphill, that is always an option.

@Joe, that is never an option.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:41 PM

Chloroform.

Yet another terrible idea.


Guys please be serious

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:42 PM

Bribe her with shoes.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:46 PM

Aint nobody got money for that.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:47 PM

Depending on the type of girl she is, just ask her. Although I've taken all kinds of girls out. From kinda tomboyish, to girly girls.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:54 PM

If she likes you as more than a friend why are you not all over that. I take girls to play all the time. I give em a nice spare mask and my setup. I run with something else, like a pump or pistol. Make sure they have good padded clothes to wear and show em how to work the marker. Also if your like me and have a big tank 77/4500 Get a 45/45 or a peanut so its lighter and easier for them to use.

And if you can let her shoot you up a bit first. Makes for an interesting bonding experience.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:58 PM

The plan was to make it kinda like a date, and if course id let her shoot me before we started.

However she just sent me a text that totally changes our whole relationship.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 11:23 PM

The plan was to make it kinda like a date, and if course id let her shoot me before we started.

However she just sent me a text that totally changes our whole relationship.

Either a bootycall or she said she didn't like paintball.

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 11:32 PM

Im not going to bring the details of our relationship into this.

However, I just sent her a text asking if she wanted to go on a date this Saturday.

Her response "I don't really want to be in a relationship right now"

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 12:49 AM

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:00 AM

Im not going to bring the details of our relationship into this.

However, I just sent her a text asking if she wanted to go on a date this Saturday.

Her response "I don't really want to be in a relationship right now"


Going on a date doesnt mean you're dating... if you know what I mean. Dates are ways to get to know someone better, or spend time with someone you already know well. I go on casual dates with friends all the time.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 05:47 AM

she has told me many times in the past that she likes me as more than a friend.


You poor man. Do you not know that this means you're her best friend?

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 06:53 AM

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:11 AM

The first time I took my girlfriend out for a days play. I gave her some decent gear and had a candle lit dinner in the middle of the X ball field with the lights on.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:12 AM

Take her paintballing bribe someguy to shoot at her and dive infront of her and take all the shots. Also women should only be called one B word, bitches love being called beautiful.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:13 AM

Friendzoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I slay it in the friendzone. Use her to get at her friends!!!! And having a lot of girl friends has its benefits, a woman's input is invaluable when it comes to trying to score some tail. Which is what it always comes down to.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 09:30 AM

I'm her "best friend" but I'm certainly not friendzoned. My friends thought the same thing, until I showed them our texts.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:13 AM

No, youre friendzoned.... trust me. ive been there way too many times

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 12:43 PM


Yeah, you're semi boned.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:09 PM

Im really not.
Id say im doing pretty well to be honest.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:12 PM

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:24 PM

Im really not.
Id say im doing pretty well to be honest.

No sir, you're in denial. You have been ushered into the hell that is the friendzone. If you want out, ask her to set you up with one of her friends. if she likes you at all, she will be jealous and you will have her. if not, you will have a hot girlfriend either way. (let's assume you have good taste and these girls are attractive)

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:28 PM

There's no such thing as the friendzone.

If you're considered a friend to her, that means you weren't aggressive enough.
Just be friends with her and find a different fish. (My favorite is Salmon)

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:31 PM

I have taken a few girls and they like it (except this current girl, but she still comes just to hangout) and the set up is key. I had a rail (decent shooter, cheap, durable electro), a z2 I didn't play with since I bought a rotor, a decent pack (old redz 3 pod so it was light), and a flex with i3 modded soft ears (basically a much cheaper e-flex.) The mask is the biggest thing for girls. If it breathes like shit and doesn't feel comfy they will just be miserable. I had a 50/45 which is perfect because well...chicks have boobs. I had her wear a sweatshirt and shorts. You may ask why shorts, but I bought a pair of cheap surplus camo coveralls(paid maybe $30 and they kick the shit out of the cheap ones they sell at fields for $10) make sure the setup is something you would run, and just make her feel comfortable.

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:27 PM

Lol I have a 98. She gonna have to rent

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:34 PM

My girlfriend got her first taste of paintball with a decent setup. Flex 8s, and a proto rail with a halo and 62/3000 which was way too big for her. But she had so much fun, it was a great day. too bad she didnt stay at my place after ;)

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