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#1 IhasAcellular

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:33 PM

All hail lord Ramsay, for he is the one who shall lead us to salvation.

 

We cook! Join us in our conquest to help educate the children of TechPB proper culinary etiquette through the magic of the intraweb, and participate in our side quest of taking over the world. 

 

 

To Join, post photographic evidence of your gastronomic creations, preferably with a BST style name card. Anyone stealing pictures will be publically shamed, and made fun of. You have been warned. 

 

~Members~

 

King Bread - IhasAcellular

 

Grand Milkshake Poobah - Morgan-Crp

 

Emperor of Pizza - andrewthewookie   (you sly fox...)

 

The Cookie Commander - LUXOR54

 

Bicmaster - Dev.

 

Grilled Cheese King - The Bacon Man

 

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~Those who need public shaming~

 

None! ...at least for now. 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:33 PM

1st

 

 

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:34 PM

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i made chicken. can i join. grilled a while ago so no namecard. ihaspls


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#4 IhasAcellular

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:37 PM

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Dat Sticky Lemon Chicken>Debs pleb wings


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:38 PM

i hat u. You're like a professional chef, i'm not about dat life. pls


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:39 PM

I make milkshakes for a living



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:40 PM

Ihas stop stealing pics from food websites. We all know you really suck at cooking.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:41 PM

Ihas stop stealing pics from food websites. We all know you really suck at cooking.

y u so mean to ihas


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#9 IhasAcellular

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:42 PM

 

Ihas stop stealing pics from food websites. We all know you really suck at cooking.

y u so mean to ihas

 

Ya, woobie pls.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:47 PM

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I would like to reserve my spot as Grilled Cheese King.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:53 PM

 

 

I would like to reserve my spot as Grilled Cheese King.

 

Pls. All I see is bread. Need conformation of cheese.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:53 PM

 

 

 

I would like to reserve my spot as Grilled Cheese King.

 

Pls. All I see is bread. Need conformation of cheese.

 

 

I ate both...

 

Give me 10 mins.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:58 PM

Need moar pictures!

 

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Cheese and Mushroom Ravioli with dat cream sauce.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:02 PM

i make that soon ihas, tell you how it goes


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:05 PM

i make that soon ihas, tell you how it goes

It easy. Dont try to make squares though...squares are hard as fuck. 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:08 PM

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:12 PM

looks like shit, radioactive


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:14 PM

looks like shit, radioactive

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:14 PM

no tomato, no pickle. pls


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:15 PM

no tomato, no pickle. pls

Probably used velveeta to get dat melt too.

 

Dis guy!


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:16 PM

I put a half slice extra in the middle because you guys requested cheesy.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:19 PM

Cheesy =/= liquidey.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:26 PM

ujelly, that's all


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:31 PM

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:31 PM

I shall take your title from you.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:38 PM

I make salads for a living.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:39 PM

I make salads for a living.

elaborate.

 

Why only salads? o_o


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:46 PM

 

I make salads for a living.

elaborate.

 

Why only salads? o_o

 

I work at an italian restaurant and I am the salad guy.

 

We already have too many cooks.

 

edit: I also make cannolis 


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:06 AM

We already have too many cooks.

I know a guy who knows a guy who specializes in cement shoes. Would be great for opening up some job opportunities.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:47 PM

lol it took me awhile to get that one


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:46 PM

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If you have not experienced ramsayeggs, you must embark on this glorious endeavor. 


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 03:20 PM

Easy as fuck to make too.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

My mom told me to make my own mashed potatoes, so i did.

 

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:26 PM

My mom told me to make my own mashed potatoes, so i did.

 

 

 

The most important question to ask about mashed potatos...How many sticks of butter did it contain?


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

The correct answer is all of them.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:30 PM

48 sticks.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:37 PM

48 sticks.

 

Thats all? Wookies answer was the correct one.

 

I am dissapoint. 


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 01:40 AM

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ramsay eggs and pleb toast


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 02:01 AM

Y U NO RAMSAY TOAST?


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 02:07 AM

because we no have any


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 02:25 AM

I find it weird that I will try some dish at the restaurant I work at, then i will "borrow" the recipe and make it at home and it tastes different.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 03:35 AM

Side by side I made. Strawberry/Banana 

 

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 01:12 PM

I find it weird that I will try some dish at the restaurant I work at, then i will "borrow" the recipe and make it at home and it tastes different.

 

Because knowing the recipe isnt that important. Its all about dat technique!


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:04 PM

Dev, it just looks like regular scrambled eggs. I am a dissapoint.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:06 PM

Dev, it just looks like regular scrambled eggs. I am a dissapoint.

 

Because he cook them too long.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:47 PM

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 10:27 PM

 

I find it weird that I will try some dish at the restaurant I work at, then i will "borrow" the recipe and make it at home and it tastes different.

 

Because knowing the recipe isnt that important. Its all about dat technique!

 

 

But they have no technique. Its a white sauce. They put all the ingredients in then let that bitch cook down some then serve.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 11:49 PM

 

 

I find it weird that I will try some dish at the restaurant I work at, then i will "borrow" the recipe and make it at home and it tastes different.

 

Because knowing the recipe isnt that important. Its all about dat technique!

 

 

But they have no technique. Its a white sauce. They put all the ingredients in then let that bitch cook down some then serve.

 

Only things i can think of would be that they are taking their roux to a different point than you are...or they have magical butter!


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:34 PM

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my bread!


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:38 PM

Your moldy bread


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