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#1 Bacon1498

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Posted 31 July 2013 - 10:02 PM

Skateboarding is a huge part of my life. I LOVE it. But every once in a while, I get pissed when I can't land a trick. Recently, that has resulted in a mindless full force kick of my board, which hurt my big toe so I can't skate for days. Fuck. That is all.

Anyone have any rage induced accidents like this worth sharing?
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Posted 31 July 2013 - 11:55 PM

No. But I feel your toe pain. I'm pretty sure my big toe on my right foot is broken. Superman dove into the snake and my foot came down pretty hard on it. I did get a 2 pack in a 3 man practice though.
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Posted 31 July 2013 - 11:59 PM

I am one of those people who rarely looses his cool. But so help me god when I do I will fucking destroy everything you ever loved. I get a wee bit Yelly and throat punchy and face stompy...

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Posted 01 August 2013 - 12:05 AM

I got mad when I stabbed myself. I kind of just punched everyone around me with my non fucked up hand. I only get mad when I am in extreme pain or someone wipes
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Posted 01 August 2013 - 12:50 PM

I am one of those people who rarely looses his cool. But so help me god when I do I will fucking destroy everything you ever loved. I get a wee bit Yelly and throat punchy and face stompy...

I'm laughing uncontrollably


Keep them coming, these are great haha
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Posted 01 August 2013 - 12:58 PM

I am one of those people who rarely looses his cool. But so help me god when I do I will fucking destroy everything you ever loved.

 

Same exact thing as me.



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Posted 01 August 2013 - 01:48 PM

if you shit on your skateboard you will feel better.


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Posted 01 August 2013 - 10:40 PM

if you shit on your skateboard you will feel better.

 

I feel great now! :P I need a new board though... :dodgy:


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 01:40 AM

Last time I completely lost my cool I made a grown man cry.


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

No. But I feel your toe pain. I'm pretty sure my big toe on my right foot is broken. Superman dove into the snake and my foot came down pretty hard on it. I did get a 2 pack in a 3 man practice though.

 

Jurzy man can teach you the ways of snake diving. :P


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 09:29 AM

See I never understood the whole "anger rage reaction" that I see most of my dude friends go through, especially throughout middle school and some of high school. Seemed kind of silly and immature. Probably because I'm a passive kind of guy, but more likely because I thought I was superior to all, and doing such was below me.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:05 PM

See I never understood the whole "anger rage reaction" that I see most of my dude friends go through, especially throughout middle school and some of high school. Seemed kind of silly and immature. Probably because I'm a passive kind of guy, but more likely because I thought I was superior to all, and doing such was below me.

 

Usually, passive people aren't narcissistic   :huh:

 

When I first started playing xbox, I would rage and throw my controller into a beanbag chair. One day, I missed and the controller kind of shattered. 



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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:17 PM

 

Usually, passive people aren't narcissistic   :huh:

 

When I first started playing xbox, I would rage and throw my controller into a beanbag chair. One day, I missed and the controller kind of shattered. 

 

 

Dem Xbox rages are teh best rages



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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:38 PM

I thought I was superior to all, and doing such was below me.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 11:51 PM


 
Usually, passive people aren't narcissistic   :huh:
 
When I first started playing xbox, I would rage and throw my controller into a beanbag chair. One day, I missed and the controller kind of shattered. 
 

 
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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:38 PM

Last time I completely lost my cool I made a grown man cry.

I feel like this would be an interesting story...
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Posted 10 August 2013 - 06:53 AM

 Worst rage I ever had I threw my xbox controller and turtle beaches at the wall from some serious stupid COD death.


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Posted 10 August 2013 - 10:31 AM

Apparently I have good rages too. They involve me screaming in German, punching shit and sometimes throwing shit across rooms/fields/etc. it's rare now, but I'll blitzkrieg your ass if you piss me off enough.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:55 AM



 


Last time I completely lost my cool I made a grown man cry.

I feel like this would be an interesting story...

 

Sure, why not.

 

So when I was stationed in Guantanamo Bay, we had a paintball field that was essentially run by the players. We reffed as we played, set up the speedball fields ourselves, etc. At the time of the incident I had been playing at the field for about 6 months, every weekend I was there and everyone knew me very well. Extremely helpful person, got many of the younger kids their first set ups and got them really loving the sport. Anything bad that would happen, they'd ask me for help, I got quite a few of the older guys into the higher end areas as well. Pretty much everyone there ended up becoming good friends with me... Except this one little shithead.

 

He was 24 at the time I believe. He would always brag about how he played with the pros at his local field back home, his gun, an AXE, was sold to him by one of those pro players, though he never could tell me that player's name, and had the redline grip on it which he got "supposedly" before they released it to the public. Any time he would get shot out he would either blatently wipe and play on, or it was simply a "lucky shot cuz dey got no skillz" He would always over shoot, shoot people who were already out, occasionally shoot hot and generally walked around with an attitude of, "you are all beneath me."  I put up with the bullshit for about a month, until one day...

 

He and I were on the same team playing speedball. I went snakeside, he went middle. I got to the snake, knocked off two guys on the opposing team, bumped up to mid snake and end up getting shot nearly point blank in the back of the neck 3 times by, ye, you guessed it, that dipshit. I asked, "why the fuck did you shoot me?" He denied he even did it. The problem with that story is he was the only one shooting vomit green RPS premium, which is what I painfully wiped off the back of my neck seconds earlier. I was shooting neon green fill Marbs, so clearly I didn't shoot myself. The two downfield were shooting yellow filled Allstars and had no way of hitting the back of my neck, clearly wasn't them. The guy on the far side of the field was using white filled Redemption and also had a big fucking X blocking his shot, wasn't him. So simple deductive reasoning show that this dipshit was the culprit.

 

I lost it. Mid game, stood up and just had at it. Threw every lie he ever told back in his face at the top of my lungs, told him how he dressed like a tool with his cash money dollar sign headband and his gaudy techno colored throwback jersey, RAZA I think maybe. How I could shoot better than him blindfolded and it wouldn't have been a "lucky shot". Told him he was a joke of a player and how he was driving potential players away by overshooting renters and little kids simply because he thought it was funny. Called him on how I got him out multiple times on the speedball field with my pump guns while he's spraying away with reactive at 15 bps. Everything I could possibly think of that he had done that was considered a negative in my eyes I threw back at him.

 

Fully expecting to fight him I threw down my marker and said, "Either I'm going to kick your ass right here and now, or you can simply get the fuck out of here and save what little pride you have left."  He turned around, walked off the field, packed all his things up while sobbing and drove away. Never saw him at the field again. After he left I pretty much got a standing ovation by the 20 regulars there and a few of the younger kids that I wish hadn't have been there for it.

 

I am pretty much the polar opposite of that thing that was bellowing on the field after being shot, extremely friendly and an easy going guy, I just snapped.


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:18 AM

I approve of this story.



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

I was snowboarding while my girlfriend was skiing next to me. A little Chinese girl zoomed past me on her skis because she was literally going straight down, not carving at all. I then got distracted and fell on my ass on a solid block of ice, hard.

I decided I had enough of this bullshit so I was going to go H.A.M and get down to the bottom as quick as possible.

Long story short my face made contact with a tree
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:22 PM

I also approve of that. Some people need to be put in there place.
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

I also approve of that. Some people need to be put in there place.


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:33 PM

Lol my girlfriend started laughing. I wasn't mad though because I know if it was anyone else and I was watching that happen (not to sound cruel or mean in any way) but I would burst out laughing as well...

It didn't hurt that bad, it just gave me a very sudden and strong wake up call
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

Lol my girlfriend started laughing. I wasn't mad though because I know if it was anyone else and I was watching that happen (not to sound cruel or mean in any way) but I would burst out laughing as well...

It didn't hurt that bad, it just gave me a very sudden and strong wake up call


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:25 PM

Skateboarding is a huge part of my life. I LOVE it. But every once in a while, I get pissed when I can't land a trick. Recently, that has resulted in a mindless full force kick of my board, which hurt my big toe so I can't skate for days. Fuck. That is all.

Anyone have any rage induced accidents like this worth sharing?

A few years back thought I was "Hardcore Parkour" master (lol),when free running wanabe on the play ground 4 years ago and bam snapped my growth plates.


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:40 PM

 



 


Last time I completely lost my cool I made a grown man cry.

I feel like this would be an interesting story...

 

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