I was reading a thread and starting writing a Reply to a thread which was a reply to the original thread (Started of course by our delicious and wonderful Antoniouscly luscious.
(thats his name right?)
I Gosh-darn-tootin-damn-dang-nabbit-finkle love my generation and especially the one below it..
Now you might be thinking.. But Why Eskimo? Have you lost your mind? Have you listened to one to many Rebecca Black songs? Have you jamed out to the Biebs for to long?
"No!" I say in response to those valid but mentally painful questions.
Has Orange done awful things to you and the rest of the Citrus members?
"No!" I Say in Response..."Its All CDN Ninja's Fault"
Have you OEFVeteraned?
"Not sure why, but apparently this FEO guy gets a ton of flack... <3 to you dear sir....<3's to you."
I Love the Super Popular highschool Jocks who have the mental capabilities of Jello.
I love the Girls who act like 14 at 14... and will still act like 14 at 21.
I love the guys who pierce and tattoo every aspect of their body and turn their body's into a Wall covered in Crayon from a equally ugly pierced and tattoo'd dude.
I love the people who literally are off the douchalocity scale.
I can hear your keyboards exploding. I can hear your brain cells committing suicide one by one (TWO BL2 refrenced Bo-ya!)
But Fear not!
Because not a single one of these little twits will be competing for your job later in life. Thats right, Most of them will be busting their ass's 45 hours a week trying to make rent.
Every time they do something retarded it gives you the opportunity to make your Resume that much better.
Every day you become better then them, you make yourself look more professional. more intelligent, more trustworthy, and more like someone that girl wants to show their family.
Every day you get to look at those people... knowing... that one day you will literally be 10 X better off then they are. with a family whom you love, a secure job. and hugs and snuggles from a awesome wife who hates those jerkwads as much as you do.
Thats why I love my generation of indecent, untrustworthy, uneducated trash.
Because for the people who put effort into the things we do. We literally are Diamonds surrounded by piles of shit.
Edited by andrewthewookie, 01 August 2013 - 02:09 PM.