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#1 Filmer_jake

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Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:47 PM

While at work today I was thinking of random pickup lines a paintballer might use, such as:

 

Do you play paintball? Because you're mighty quick with your fingers. ;)

 

You wanna see my barrel?  I call it the death stick...

 

I just got some scented balls, do you want a sniff? ;)

 

 

 

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Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:51 PM

Not this again....lol


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Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:57 PM

no...just no



#4 Filmer_jake

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Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Not this again....lol

 

 

See the thing is, I did a search of pickup lines on here, and the only threads that came off were off-topic normal pickup lines.  No paintball related.. even though I coulda sworn there was one. 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 12:18 AM

Not this again....lol

 

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 12:21 AM

 

Not this again....lol

 

no...just no

 

 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 01:39 AM

They have shirts with paintball pickup lines. Please, no more.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 01:48 AM

I got a 16 inch boom stick, wanna see if your threads match hahaha


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:52 AM

^ HAHAHAHA
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:03 AM

no...just no


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:37 AM

I got a 16 inch boom stick, wanna see if your threads match hahaha

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 03:36 PM

"I wont get anything in your hair when I gog shot you I promise!  I got great aim." 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:42 PM

^Good one :D

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:49 PM

I got one now:
Let's fuck. xD

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:51 PM

^ this just got real bruhs!
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:57 PM

that's not even remotely funny. 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:04 PM

I keep my balls in a plastic tube.

 

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:49 PM

that's not even remotely funny. 

Thanks bro :)

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:13 PM

Billy, that wasn't very badass... Lol

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:10 PM

Baby, you so hot that you my paint shooter to 2 balls a second.
Girl, you make me want to grab you, stick you in my car, drive to the desert, get down and dirty, just so I can empty my hopper all over your face. Dont worry, we'll use protection.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:50 PM

^No yours all suck. Kill the thread please.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:51 PM

Baby, you so hot that you my paint shooter to 2 balls a second.
Girl, you make me want to grab you, stick you in my car, drive to the desert, get down and dirty, just so I can empty my hopper all over your face. Dont worry, we'll use protection.

these are more likely to get you in jail then get a girl.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:56 PM

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 10:43 AM

 

 

I just got some scented balls, do you want a sniff? ;)

 

 

 

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 11:58 AM

hmmmm, how about 

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 02:29 PM

Baby, you so hot that you my paint shooter to 2 balls a second.
Girl, you make me want to grab you, stick you in my car, drive to the desert, get down and dirty, just so I can empty my hopper all over your face. Dont worry, we'll use protection.

 

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 03:33 PM


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:15 AM

Girl, if I had to compare your beauty to a gun, it would be the Gen E Matrix.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:21 AM

You wanna see my new stiffi? Its metal free, but just as hard


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:59 AM

nope


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 03:18 PM

hey girl wanna play with my cocker ? its got a 16 in stiffi and if you pump it it'll shoot all over ;)
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Posted 04 August 2013 - 03:41 PM

hey girl wanna play with my cocker ? its got a 16 in stiffi and if you pump it it'll shoot all over ;)

ALL THESE STIFFI JOKES!! XD

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 04:22 PM

hey girl wanna play with my cocker ? its got a 16 in stiffi and if you pump it it'll shoot all over ;)

ALL THESE STIFFI JOKES!! XD

I'll show you a stiffi joke ;)

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:18 PM

I got a 16 inch boom stick, wanna see if your threads match hahaha

So far, the only somewhat decent one. And yes, I am the Official Paintball Pickup Lines Judge. Don't look into it or anything, but I was totally voted in.



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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:20 PM

Hey babe, I know PREDATOR 47.

That line gains instant chicks.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:59 PM

hey girl wanna play with my cocker ? its got a 16 in stiffi and if you pump it it'll shoot all over ;)

ALL THESE STIFFI JOKES!! XD
I'll show you a stiffi joke ;)
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