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#1 SynystrAssassin

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:24 PM

Fuck you Cheesecake Factory. You have possibly the worst food ever created by human hands. How you manage to pass off as a high-end restaurant and bring in the abundance of customers each and every day truly mindfucks me.

The food itself is terrible. Out of the two times I've eaten here, I've had the Salisbury Steak and a chicken sandwich. The steak looked and tasted like it came from a TV dinner tray. Pure shit. And the chicken sandwich was absolutely THE worst chicken sandwich I've had, and I love chicken. Every single detail of the sandwich was completely bland and flavorless. It was so bad I almost puked, and I still feel like I have to. Shit, even Burger King has a better chicken sandwich than you, and they might as well be out of business. Fucking terrible.

Your sanitation is super questionable. There are three and a half flies right next to me. And your waiters are pushy as fuck. I get it, you're a business and you want to advertise all your dishes. But seriously, do you need it with all the overpriced dogshit you have here? Fuck you.

All in all, fuck this place they call the Cheesecake Factory. I hope every single one of their restaurants burn to the ground.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:51 PM

 How you manage to pass off as a high-end restaurant and bring in the abundance of customers each and every day truly mindfucks me.
 

 

....I really hope you are the only person who thinks that they pass off as a high end restaurant. They are pretty much the same as applebees.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:18 PM

Just a more expensive Applebees.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:40 PM

I've never been but from that post I'm not sure I want to :P

Is the cheesecake any good at least?
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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:06 PM


 How you manage to pass off as a high-end restaurant and bring in the abundance of customers each and every day truly mindfucks me.
 

 
....I really hope you are the only person who thinks that they pass off as a high end restaurant. They are pretty much the same as applebees.

I mean high-end as in, they're a popular eatery known by generally everybody.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:07 PM

I don't go to Red Lobster just to get a steak. 

What I mean by that is what else are you expecting for a place called Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and complaining that their pizza is awful.



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Posted 04 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

I don't go to Red Lobster just to get a steak. 

What I mean by that is what else are you expecting for a place called Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and complaining that their pizza is awful.


But decent cheesecake alone can't pull the hordes of people C.F. pull. Guess the majority of the population like tasteless food.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

You went twice, and are now qualified to pass judgement on every single Cheesecake Factory? I guess the two single dishes you got are indicative of every other dish made by every other cook in every other restaurant.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

I don't go to Red Lobster just to get a steak. 

What I mean by that is what else are you expecting for a place called Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and complaining that their pizza is awful.

 since when do you go to red lobster to get lobster? place is an insult to New England seafood


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 12:11 AM

Lol I love cheesecake factory. Mine is fine. Yours must be gross. But really a chicken sandwhich? At a place that prices as much as it does?

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 02:13 AM

You went twice, and are now qualified to pass judgement on every single Cheesecake Factory? I guess the two single dishes you got are indicative of every other dish made by every other cook in every other restaurant.

I guess I did go a little overboard. I posted it right after I barely stomached that shitwich. But after having two bad experiences with the food, it doesn't really make you want to go in a third time to make a more proper judgment.

Lol I love cheesecake factory. Mine is fine. Yours must be gross. But really a chicken sandwhich? At a place that prices as much as it does?


I like chicken sandwiches. It seems simple enough to not fuck up thoroughly, and I'll order anything with the word chicken in it. Plus, it was priced highly as it is.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:59 AM

I've actually never heard of the Cheesecake Factory. Must not have them in Minnesota. Is it like a bakery type place or mostly resturant styled?
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Posted 06 August 2013 - 05:42 PM

 

I don't go to Red Lobster just to get a steak. 

What I mean by that is what else are you expecting for a place called Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and complaining that their pizza is awful.

 since when do you go to red lobster to get lobster? place is an insult to New England seafood

 

Once. Usually I just get shrimp. Easier/Less likely to mess it up.



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Posted 06 August 2013 - 07:56 PM

Penny works there. Your rant is now invalid



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:40 PM

So you are bitching about the food that is at the CHEESECAKE Factory? Thats like going to a sushi restaurant and bitching about the burger and fries.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:48 PM

penny is a fictional character on a rather funny fictional tv show... your argument is invalid


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:50 PM

penny is a fictional character on a rather funny fictional tv show... your argument is invalid

 

You mean she isn't real?! :dodgy:

 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

I wana see those titties.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:02 PM

Kaley Cuoco, or however she spells her name, is smokin hott... if she actually worked at a cheesecake factory, i would eat there every night


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 12:26 AM

I'm pretty sure the writers of Big Bang Theory just open up a Chem 20 textbook ; flip to a random page and try to write jokes using some words from the page . After taking all 3 sciences in school I can't watch that show without raging over how stupid the writers believe their audience is. 


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 12:36 AM

The characters are engineers and physicists. Why would they open a chemistry book? That said, there is legit science behind their concepts and jokes.


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:27 AM

I'm not saying they're wrong , I'm just saying that they take basic science and make it sound complicated to make themselves sound intelligent. 

 

Most of the jokes aren't even about science on the show either , it's all " WE'RE SUCH NERDS, LOOK AT US , STAR WARS , STAR TREK, BATMAN , WE LIEK VIDEO GAMES AND COMIC BOOKS , WE'RE SO NERDY AND GEEKY "


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:31 AM

Every comedy show takes tropes and stereotypes and plays them up, regardless of the genre. The characters are geeky/nerdy scientists, so that's what gets played up.


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 03:17 AM

I wana see those titties.

So google her. 

 

 

She has n00dz out there...


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 12:23 PM

Just a more expensive Applebees.

 

But I like Applebees!


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 04:28 PM

Cheesecake Factory is the shit. There are two i go to and here both great. One in Florida and one in New Jersey.

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 03:01 PM

Which one did you go to? The one in fashion valley?

 

They have people waiting up their ass all day every day at that one, which is why their quality is shoddy at best.



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:32 PM

Wait, Cheesecake factory is a real thing?

 

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 01:14 AM

Which one did you go to? The one in fashion valley?
 
They have people waiting up their ass all day every day at that one, which is why their quality is shoddy at best.


Nah the one down in Chula Vista near TCP. They don't pull in customers like the one in Fashion, but it's still packed day-to-day.

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 11:10 AM

Yeah I don't see the deal with the Cheesecake Factory... They're all subpar at best.



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:08 PM

Cheesecake factory thinks they are on the verge of high end food.  When I was in school I had started to work there then quit during training b/c I didn't like the place.  The issue is the menu for one is too big.  You do a few things very good instead of a 100 things mediocre which is what they do.  They do not make most of their food fresh from scratch too much is prepackaged etc.  Even the cheesecake which yes is good is not made in house.  It is made at a main site and shipped frozen or as they like to say "deeply chilled".  I haven't eaten at one of them in years and do not plan on it.  Find a better local place with fresh ingredients and a menu that isn't 20 pages.  I mean most decent restaurants they want the waiters etc to know the ingredients etc of the items, there menu is so big all they wanted was to remember the correct names of items.  



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 03:28 PM

Lol I love cheesecake factory. Mine is fine. Yours must be gross. But really a chicken sandwhich? At a place that prices as much as it does?

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:11 AM

Lol I love cheesecake factory. Mine is fine. Yours must be gross. But really a chicken sandwhich? At a place that prices as much as it does?

Cheesecake factory is delicious. Love me some Reese's cheesecake.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 06:15 PM

Cheesecake factory thinks they are on the verge of high end food.  When I was in school I had started to work there then quit during training b/c I didn't like the place.  The issue is the menu for one is too big.  You do a few things very good instead of a 100 things mediocre which is what they do.  They do not make most of their food fresh from scratch too much is prepackaged etc.  Even the cheesecake which yes is good is not made in house.  It is made at a main site and shipped frozen or as they like to say "deeply chilled".  I haven't eaten at one of them in years and do not plan on it.  Find a better local place with fresh ingredients and a menu that isn't 20 pages.  I mean most decent restaurants they want the waiters etc to know the ingredients etc of the items, there menu is so big all they wanted was to remember the correct names of items.  

 

Its a large chain, you shouldn't expect freshly made food, as it is impossible to make perfectly consistent over such a large number of restaurants.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 05:17 PM

I just came back from Cheesecake Factory. That shit was DELICIOUS. If the one near you aren't good, come try the one in new jersey
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:53 PM

I don't go to Red Lobster just to get a steak. 
What I mean by that is what else are you expecting for a place called Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and complaining that their pizza is awful.

 since when do you go to red lobster to get lobster? place is an insult to New England seafood



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Posted 17 September 2013 - 05:18 PM

Cheesecake factory is one of the worst resturants I have ever been 2. I have been to 4 btw. Everything you can get there you can get somewhere else for better. For example your steak go to a steak house..... For a chicken sandwhich chik fil a or some random cafe has better chicken sandwhich then the cheesecake factory. ONLY THING GOOD AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY is and your going to be surprised cheesecake


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 11:47 PM

Never been to a CF in my life. Don't ever plan to. If its available in a mall, I try to avoid it. Heres lookin at you PF Changs

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