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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:34 PM

Congrats Universe you just climbed into a GIANT pot of dumb. I was just spending some doing nothing with my life on YouTube as usual. As I'm looking at shotgun shells I happen to see this:http://www.youtube.c...h?v=0v2KKTXWd10 On my suggestion bar. Really how did I get from shotgun shells to this crap?! 


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:52 PM

I see nothing wrong here. #YOLOSwAgzferdayz


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 05:01 PM

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 05:18 PM

who cares let people do what they want


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:02 PM

Thi whole "swag" thing really doesn't bother me. If they don't bother me, I don't bother them.

Now if someone decides to be "swag" by being a complete dick, I'll have no problem fucking them up
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:20 PM

^ Watch out guys


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:23 PM

Swag, Yolo, OG, Gangster "Gangsta, etc I make fun of those terms.


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

^ Watch out guys

 

Hahaha

Swag, Yolo, OG, Gangster "Gangsta, etc I make fun of those terms.

You're just jealous you're not as hood as them.



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Posted 28 August 2013 - 11:54 PM

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 12:01 AM

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 12:26 AM

#yoloswag

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 02:07 AM

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 02:11 AM

Im a 260lbs fat guy I cant have swag
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 06:00 AM

Your just jealous cause you don't have as much #yoloswag as me.
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 03:29 PM

No, no, just no.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 03:50 PM

It's okay to fear what you don't understand.



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 03:57 PM

It's okay to fear what you don't understand.



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 08:11 PM

The term swag and swagger I do understand. It was once an okay word to use, then idiots started using it for dumb reasons which then lead to the Fallout of "Swag".


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:42 PM

Those little swaggits are EVERYWHERE here in Johnson County and they're ALL one big inbred family of douchebaggery. Every single one of them walk into places demanding everyone bows down to their will and they poke fun at handicapped people, families, everyone that isn't "swag" then get super pissy when someone (me) takes them down a peg or two by making them the brunt of jokes.

 

Ungrateful little spoiled shits is all they are. Actually just today I had to yell at a pack of those piles of rainbow puke because they were driving their daddy's H3 bummer and almost caused a huge pileup driving down the road. 

 

Might just be all these spoiled kids (adults that act like kids too) up in JoCo though, 'cuz the peckerwoods are the same exact way here.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:00 PM

My friend and me go into hardcore search and destroy lobbys in COD playing this song over the mike with our clan tag as SWAG. Just for the purpose of pissing people off, its so funny to hear them rage. 


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:13 PM

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 04:46 AM

Those little swaggits are EVERYWHERE here in Johnson County and they're ALL one big inbred family of douchebaggery. Every single one of them walk into places demanding everyone bows down to their will and they poke fun at handicapped people, families, everyone that isn't "swag" then get super pissy when someone (me) takes them down a peg or two by making them the brunt of jokes.

 

Ungrateful little spoiled shits is all they are. Actually just today I had to yell at a pack of those piles of rainbow puke because they were driving their daddy's H3 bummer and almost caused a huge pileup driving down the road. 

 

Might just be all these spoiled kids (adults that act like kids too) up in JoCo though, 'cuz the peckerwoods are the same exact way here.

Finally someone who knows what were on.


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:01 AM

Never much cared for those people. That earlier crazy long paintball rant with the grown ass manchild I made cry, he was one of those swaggit cunt weasels


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:00 AM

Im a 260lbs fat guy I cant have swag


Yeah you're too fat for swag mang go get some swag by losing weight fatty :dodgy:

I'm pretty sure that song is satirical, like the onion news network

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:23 AM

You can't handle his sweg.


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 12:31 PM

Yo, totally tubular rant, broski. Those mofos are hella bogus and unrad, duderino. Like, as if!

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:07 PM

Yo, totally tubular rant, broski. Those mofos are hella bogus and unrad, duderino. Like, as if!

I hope youre happy you caused me to spray coffee through my nose all my kitchen table.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 02:47 PM

AoSpades please get in here and clean this Swag factory up. Thanks!


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 02:57 PM

While I hate the style as much as you guys do, I can't help but to think about the thread Eskimo made a while back.
 
 

I was reading a thread and starting writing a Reply to a thread which was a reply to the original thread (Started of course by our delicious and wonderful Antoniouscly luscious. 
(thats his name right?)
 
Anywhozles. 
 
I Gosh-darn-tootin-damn-dang-nabbit-finkle love my generation and especially the one below it..
 
Now you might be thinking.. But Why Eskimo? Have you lost your mind? Have you listened to one to many Rebecca Black songs? Have you jamed out to the Biebs for to long?
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Has Orange done awful things to you and the rest of the Citrus members?
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Have you OEFVeteraned? 
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I love the Girls who act like 14 at 14... and will still act like 14 at 21. 
I love the guys who pierce and tattoo every aspect of their body and turn their body's into a Wall covered in Crayon from a equally ugly pierced and tattoo'd dude.
I love the people who literally are off the douchalocity scale.
 
I can hear your keyboards exploding. I can hear your brain cells committing suicide one by one (TWO BL2 refrenced Bo-ya!)
 
But Fear not! 
Because not a single one of these little twits will be competing for your job later in life. Thats right, Most of them will be busting their ass's 45 hours a week trying to make rent.
 
Every time they do something retarded it gives you the opportunity to make your Resume that much better. 
Every day you become better then them, you make yourself look more professional. more intelligent, more trustworthy, and more like someone that girl wants to show their family.  
Every day you get to look at those people... knowing... that one day you will literally be 10 X better off then they are. with a family whom you love, a secure job. and hugs and snuggles from a awesome wife who hates those jerkwads as much as you do. 
 
Thats why I love my generation of indecent, untrustworthy, uneducated trash.
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:32 PM

 

Yo, totally tubular rant, broski. Those mofos are hella bogus and unrad, duderino. Like, as if!

I hope youre happy you caused me to spray coffee through my nose all my kitchen table.

 

Quite so.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:54 AM

Oh my, that song was bad


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Posted 02 September 2013 - 07:09 AM

Why would anyone care what these people do?

Besides, I have a feeling that song isn't serious.



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Posted 02 September 2013 - 11:13 AM

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:39 PM

Seeing someone waddle down my street because their paints are to low for them to actually walk is pretty damn funny



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Posted 02 September 2013 - 06:12 PM

Why would anyone care what these people do?

Besides, I have a feeling that song isn't serious.

Hey someone agrees with me.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 06:56 AM

Seeing someone walk around school with their pants down to the ankles is actually quite entertaining.


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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:33 AM

Seeing someone walk around school with their pants down to the ankles is actually quite entertaining.

Diarrhea is not a laughing matter.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:50 PM

^What?!?


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Posted 03 September 2013 - 05:02 PM

Dont hate on my swag mane.


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Posted 05 September 2013 - 04:43 AM

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Swaggyswagsters, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagster Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking # hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, bitch. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, bitch. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Obey store. I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, non swagster


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Posted 05 September 2013 - 11:59 PM

Seeing someone waddle down my street because their paints are to low for them to actually walk is pretty damn funny

 

This reminds me of penguins and makes me laugh but then I notice the are wearing belts and it makes me want to cry...


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Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:10 AM

Forget YOLO and Swag you freaking pansies.


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Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:44 AM

but YOLO...


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