i will never own anything HK because of their douchebag persona and wanna be frat boy lifestyle. yeaa wwoooottt HHHHH sup guys this is mr. HHHHHHHH with the HHHHHHHHHHK army we're releasing our rock a roller bag that looks like it was coloured by a 5th grader. yea we got some speed feeds coming out that were really the new KM feeds but we bought the rights to rebrand it for all our agg douchebag tools of PB. lets throw open beers around sticking our tongues out throwing up a "W" because it clearly makes an H or whatever.
what did you say to me you non agg little shit? i'll let you know that i graduated at the top of my aggswag class. i have over 300 confirmed acts of doucheness. i can out agg you in over 600 ways. I've been involved in more douchness than anyone else it puts frat boys to shame. you are nothing to me but another little non agglet shit.I will wipe you the fuck out on and off the field with our precision rebanded HK paint, the likes of which you've never seen. did i mention it smells like bananas? i can be a douche anywhere at anytime and i can out agg you in 700 different ways and thats just in headbandz alone. not only do i have extensive training in headband agg but i have the entire HK arsenal at my disposal and i will use every piece of HK rebranded goods to out agg you little shit. maybe if you knew what would happen when you spilled my coors light beer you wouldn't have. but you couldnt resist accidentally spilling it could you? Now you're fucking dead you little non agglet shit. just remember you will never be 9 headbandz agg deep.