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#1 bigx

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:41 PM

I diagnosed myself with a curse, if you have several of these symptoms please deactivate your paypall account freeze your bank account and lock up your guns. I also highly advise seeking professional help. 

 

1: You have to think for more than a few seconds about how many markers you have owned.

2: You have o-rings/parts for a gun you don't even own.

3: You have a box/draw full of tools, lube, o-rings, and cleaning supplies.

4: The mailman hates you for all the packages he is delivering to your house.

5: The woman working at the post office knows you by name

6: You are making deals for guns when they are still in the mail on their way to you. 

7: You have owned the same gun multiple times.
8: You have a masterful grasp of the nuances of shipping and paypall.

9: When confronted about your problem you try and rationalize it as being a business man.

10: You have purchased a marker simply because you liked the color. 

 

Please save yourself. 


Edited by bigx, 11 November 2013 - 12:46 PM.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:43 PM

It's true. All 10 of these.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:59 PM

It's true. All 10 of these.

 

I am somewhat ashamed :(


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:44 PM

the funny thing is.. My mailman won't even deliver to my door anymore, I have to go to the post office annex station to pick up my packages 



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:57 PM

It is a business. Rebuiliding and flipping all these markers takes time and parts. Some businesses just take time to get off the ground.



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 10:44 PM

When you hit 62 in two years its time to admit you have a problem.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:06 PM

I don't have a problem. Okay, I may have a problem. My problem is that I don't have enough guns.



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:13 PM

I don't have a problem. Okay, I may have a problem. My problem is that I don't have enough guns.

You can never have enough guns. Hoarding is the way to go. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:58 PM

So much number 9 right here.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:51 PM

#11 You are visibly angry when the Mail Man does not deliver a package. 


"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

 

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 08:20 AM

hmm, i'm only ticking about half of them... maybe i need to step up my game.



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Posted 13 November 2013 - 02:45 PM

How about calling in sick the day of the "estimated delivery" just so you don't miss the postman and have to wait the rest of the day to play?



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Posted 13 November 2013 - 03:48 PM

I only show about 3-4 of these symptons so if I seek medical help now! I think I might be able to save myself.


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#14 bigx

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 06:59 PM

How about calling in sick the day of the "estimated delivery" just so you don't miss the postman and have to wait the rest of the day to play?

 

Ive skipped classes to make sure I get my stuff in. 


Edited by bigx, 13 November 2013 - 06:59 PM.

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:05 AM

Are you still a gun whore if all your guns are under 500

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 10:08 AM

If your list looks like this you might be a gunwhore. 

 

Etek 2: Gifted to Brother

Excellerator: Thrown Away

Ion #1: Sold for parts.

Axe: Traded for Etek 3 LT

Kaos: Gift for Brother

G4 #1: Sold to Friend

Epiphany: Traded for SP1

SP1: Sold

Ego 5: Traded for Dark Alias

Etek 3 LT: Traded for Etek 3 AM #1

Phantom VSC: Traded for SFT Shocker #1

Tippman A5 Traded for Etek 4 AM #1

Triton: Given Away

Orion: Given Away

Etek 3 AM #1 :Traded for Marq 6

Ion #2: Sold

SFT Shocker: Traded for G4 #2

G4 #2: Sold

Marq 6: Traded for Geo +

DM6: Sold

Dark Alias: Traded for Gear

Geo +: Sold

Ego8: Sold

Rail: Sold

Vibe: Traded for TiPX

Valken G6R 12: Sold  :(

Empire Sniper: Traded for 2K11 G6r #2

98 Custom: Given Away

Etek 3 AM #3: Traded for Automag RT Pro

G6R 11: Traded for Clone VX

Clone VX: Traded for Ego 8 #2 and Cash

TiPX: Sold 

Ego 7: Traded for Evil Minion PM7

Ego 8 #2: Traded for Automag RT Pro

Automag RT Pro: Traded for AXE LE PDD

Axe LE PDD: Traded for V2 Victory

Geo 3: Sold

V2 Victory 13: Traded for SL94

Ton Ton SFT: Sold

SL94: Sold

Phantom OC: Traded for 2k11 g6r #2

Ion #3: Traded for 2K2 Timmy

Naughty Dogs NXT: Sold

Evil Minion PM7: Traded for 2K11 G6r #2

G6r 11 #2: Traded for Nexus Cocker

2K2 Timmy: Traded for Ion #4

Nexus Cocker Signature Series: Sold

Ion #4: Sold

DM6 #2: Traded for SFL

Vice: Traded for SFL
Trracer: Sold
Shocktech SFL Eblade: Traded for DM5, SFT, Profits and Cash

ICD FS7: Sold

Superbolt Cocker: Given Away

Strange SFT: Traded for Cyborg RX

DM5 "UL": Sold

Base SFT: Sold

Ego 5 #2: Traded for a BNIB Rotor

SL94 #2:

Cyborg RX 

 

Still have

 

Cyborg RX

SL94 #2

 

Might trade the Borg for a Geo 2.1

 

 

Etek 2 "Gifted to little brother" 


Edited by bigx, 14 November 2013 - 10:08 AM.

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

 

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:34 PM


If your list looks like this you might be a gunwhore. 

 

Etek 2: Gifted to Brother

Excellerator: Thrown Away

Ion #1: Sold for parts.

Axe: Traded for Etek 3 LT

Kaos: Gift for Brother

G4 #1: Sold to Friend

Epiphany: Traded for SP1

SP1: Sold

Ego 5: Traded for Dark Alias

Etek 3 LT: Traded for Etek 3 AM #1

Phantom VSC: Traded for SFT Shocker #1

Tippman A5 Traded for Etek 4 AM #1

Triton: Given Away

Orion: Given Away

Etek 3 AM #1 :Traded for Marq 6

Ion #2: Sold

SFT Shocker: Traded for G4 #2

G4 #2: Sold

Marq 6: Traded for Geo +

DM6: Sold

Dark Alias: Traded for Gear

Geo +: Sold

Ego8: Sold

Rail: Sold

Vibe: Traded for TiPX

Valken G6R 12: Sold  :(

Empire Sniper: Traded for 2K11 G6r #2

98 Custom: Given Away

Etek 3 AM #3: Traded for Automag RT Pro

G6R 11: Traded for Clone VX

Clone VX: Traded for Ego 8 #2 and Cash

TiPX: Sold 

Ego 7: Traded for Evil Minion PM7

Ego 8 #2: Traded for Automag RT Pro

Automag RT Pro: Traded for AXE LE PDD

Axe LE PDD: Traded for V2 Victory

Geo 3: Sold

V2 Victory 13: Traded for SL94

Ton Ton SFT: Sold

SL94: Sold

Phantom OC: Traded for 2k11 g6r #2

Ion #3: Traded for 2K2 Timmy

Naughty Dogs NXT: Sold

Evil Minion PM7: Traded for 2K11 G6r #2

G6r 11 #2: Traded for Nexus Cocker

2K2 Timmy: Traded for Ion #4

Nexus Cocker Signature Series: Sold

Ion #4: Sold

DM6 #2: Traded for SFL

Vice: Traded for SFL
Trracer: Sold
Shocktech SFL Eblade: Traded for DM5, SFT, Profits and Cash

ICD FS7: Sold

Superbolt Cocker: Given Away

Strange SFT: Traded for Cyborg RX

DM5 "UL": Sold

Base SFT: Sold

Ego 5 #2: Traded for a BNIB Rotor

SL94 #2:

Cyborg RX 

 

Still have

 

Cyborg RX

SL94 #2

 

Might trade the Borg for a Geo 2.1

 

 

Etek 2 "Gifted to little brother" 


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 03:44 PM

^Im old but not Senile yet. 


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 02:08 AM

I guess I have some ways to go then

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:00 PM

^Im old but not Senile yet. 


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:02 PM

Yes. On the top of Outer Haven.


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 03:47 PM

Another reliable thing is when you've owned a fuckton of markers of a few years.
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:53 PM

Would it be enabling if I asked if anyone wants to buy my gun?


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:22 PM

Having to go and pick up gear from the post office when its imported, the pain of knowing its just a few miles away yet they make you collect it, and risking not having the piece of paper they send you in the post to prove its you, because obviously the second the online tracking says its at the depot I'm out the door. Thankfully now they bypass it and make you pay duties later. 

 

Damn import tax, if it weren't bad enough everything here is already more expensive, can't even get out of it by importing.


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