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#51 AoSpades

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:51 PM

 

 

In my experience everything Mike said is spot on.

You have no idea how contradictory that is.

 

I know girls....

 

I was talking about the "how to treat a girl" part.

 

LOLOL... Nobody knows girls champ.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 11:02 PM

In my experience everything Mike said is spot on.

You have no idea how contradictory that is.
I know girls....
 
I was talking about the "how to treat a girl" part.
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#53 bigx

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:12 AM

The more I think about it the less I feel as if anyone should take advice from me. The last thing I want in my life is a relationship right now. Im a massive asshole, but Im a smooth operator. Breaking hearts and kicking ass, im damn good at that. 


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:10 AM

 

 

In my experience everything Mike said is spot on.

You have no idea how contradictory that is.

 

I know girls....

 

I was talking about the "how to treat a girl" part.

 

 

Lulz, you either have a gift that nobody else in the world has, or you are mistaken.

 

Also, I'll give you support on the "don't have sex before marriage" argument, no matter how outlandish it may sound to most people. In this, I am not saying sex outside of marriage always makes things complicated, or problematic, and most times, it is a healthy part of a relationship. However, it can create problems, and there is always an assumed risk, be it an std, a child, or in a case such as this, guilt.

 

To the op:

I think the best of advice has already been given, best of luck in your journey. 



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Posted 16 November 2013 - 09:52 AM

You guys completely took that away from what it was supposed to mean.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:37 PM

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Just make sure her mother does not see you buying them....

 

 

That was an awkward moment. 

Yes im sleeping with your daughter, but no I will not make you a grammy. 

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I walked outside and found a condom for god sakes


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 11:30 PM

 

And one thing I know for sure is that premarital sex isn't necessary. Just because everyone else has premarital sex doesn't mean you have to. Sex is between a man and his wife, not a man and some random drunk chick you met at a bar.

This sounds like something a virgin would say.

 

lol

 

 

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#58 Nobben #44

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 03:45 PM

 

 

In my experience everything Mike said is spot on.

You have no idea how contradictory that is.

 

I know girls....

 

I was talking about the "how to treat a girl" part.

 

Just by that I now know that you know nothing about girls. ;)
Shit, I'm not sure they know themselves.
 


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#59 bigx

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:41 PM

Just let it die padawan. Let it die. 


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

I know girls = I have friends that are female.


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 01:28 AM

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 01:58 PM

Just let it die padawan. Let it die. 

Padwan? Shit, I'm a Jedi knight!



#64 bigx

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 04:07 PM

 

Just let it die padawan. Let it die. 

Padwan? Shit, I'm a Jedi knight!

 

 

Im talking about Recballer you are on the Jedi Council 


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 04:17 AM

I must be Obi-wan, my favourite colour is blue 


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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:16 AM

I must be Obi-wan, my favourite colour is blue 

More like Jar-Jar


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Posted 21 November 2013 - 10:19 AM

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 04:21 PM

Im Mace Motherfucker Windu.


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Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:16 PM

So you're a dead guy?


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 12:21 AM

sucker, I have a blue lightsaber, 

Blue>Purple


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