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#1 bigx

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:40 AM

Thought of the day:

You can choose 5 people/characters from movies, history, tv, video games or comics to survive the zombie apocalypse with as well as 3 weapons. Who do you pick,what are your weapons and why are you picking them.

My team is: Optimus Prime, Kratos, Darth Vader, Iron Man, and MGS4 Raiden

 

Optimus Prime is self explanatory, he is a giant murderous robot that doubles as a transport. He does not require gasoline and is immune to the zombie horde. 

 

Kratos from God of War well he killed gods and millions of undead minions with a pair of swords an set of steal testicles and the rage of Sparta easily an instant shoe in.

 

Darth Vader Sith Lord can use the force to crush entire hordes of zombies a master with a lightsaber and covered in badass armor immune to zombie attacks again no brainer. PS you would also get his starship the Super Star Destroyer from ROTJ.

 

Iron Man once again a robotic badass capable of decimating zombie hordes without so much as breaking a sweat who's armor also makes him immune. You would also have access to all of Tony Starks money and resources. 

 

Lastly Raiden from MGS4 If you played it and watched the cut scenes you will understand his badassitude. Nearly immortal due to his nano machines, expert swordsman and capable of shooting electricity out of his cybernetics. 

My Weapons are: MGS3 The Patriot, a Lightsaber and the BFG From Doom. 

 

After defeating the boss in MGS3 You unlock a compact fully automatic M16 that never runs out of ammunition self explanatory there. Dont need to carry extra ammo and its a fricking take anywhere kill anything m16.

 

Lightsaber for close in work, not heavy at all and can cut through anything easily and quickly.

 

Lastly the BFG from Doom, for those moments where you have to kill everything that ever existed ever.

 

I think I'm set. 

 

PS Chuck Norris is ineligible because he fights for no man.


Edited by bigx, 03 December 2013 - 12:42 AM.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:46 AM

I don't know the whole team of people / fictional characters that I would take, but I think that "Axe Cop" and his flying T-Rex with machine gun arms would be a good choice for a zombie apocalypse survival team

 

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:17 AM

-Stay Puft Marshmellow Man (Ghostbusters) - Giant, Stomps zed, eat him if you run out of food.

-Gremlin (Gremlins 1,2) ; They'd fuk it all up and make zombie apocolypse that less sane but more enjoyable + add water and bam gremlin army

-Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) ; Just.. because.. A baddass. (As long as he's on team....)

-Godzilla - Rawr + Stomp = Dead zombies

-Milla Jovovich (5th Element) - She was a badass before Resident Evil, but with that crazy colored hair. Probably the only one on the team I'd actually hang with.

 

For my weapons.. A PACKED Beer Truck (DUI 18 wheeler zed kills = lulz), A couple dozen roasted peanut packs (Gotta eat while killing) and maybe a toothpick to get peanut out from teeth.


Edited by Shonz-On, 03 December 2013 - 01:18 AM.


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:59 AM

leonidas- spartan warrior, expert at melee. He would mess up zombies.

Daryl Dixon from the walking dead- all around killer. Very resourceful and smart.

general grievous- cyborg that is not affected by the zombie virus and he has 2 lightsabers to slice through anything.

Kate Upton- well....you know

Optimus prime- like op said- free transportation and protection

 

3 weapons-  japanese katana, m4 silenced, ruger 10/22 silenced


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 05:45 PM

Kitty Pryde- Ellen Page, goes through walls and shit.
Wolverine- cuts through people. Can hunt. Survivor
Thor- cause he's a freaking god
Lara Croft- Survivor chick.
Kayle from League of Legends- the heals, the saves, the flying..

Weapons
M-7 Lancer- regenerating ammo assault rifle
Particle Rifle- infinite ammo laser beam
A volus strapped on to my back for reasons obvious

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:35 AM

Alright, I choose to travel alone, because all I need are my two weapons. I choose the Gipsy Danger from Pacific Rim, and the War Machine iron man suit. The zombie apocalypse is now irrelevant.



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 08:42 AM

I'd also choose to be alone. Lone wolf up in here.

Weapons:
Iron patriot suit from ironman. Because 'Mercia.
Ruger 10/22
HK USP (.45)

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Posted 05 December 2013 - 10:47 AM

For people I'd choose:
Hanna verboom: to reproduce population
Salvador from borderlands: why not
Vegeta to tell us how many zombies we've killed.
Metal gear Rex because it's my favorite metal gear
Finally master chief because he's master chief

The weapons would be the dubstep gun from saints row 4 for some epic wub sub
The conference call from borderlands 2 (if you know what it is,you know why)
Finally I would chose the foosroda from skyrim

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Posted 05 December 2013 - 03:24 PM

Austin Powers ( Mike Myers)
aziz ansari
Keegan-Michael Key

Jordan Peele
Chevy Chase

Weapons?
A bunch of 16" Dildos

lets fight em Dead Rising style

 


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Posted 06 December 2013 - 05:13 PM

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Posted 07 December 2013 - 03:46 AM

Austin Powers ( Mike Myers)
aziz ansari
Keegan-Michael Key

Jordan Peele
Chevy Chase

Weapons?
A bunch of 16" Dildos

lets fight em Dead Rising style
 

why 16" when you could do 36"
saints row 3 style


 


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 12:01 PM

^ I like This guy, Clearly he is Calgarian.
He's on the Zombie squad


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Posted 10 December 2013 - 01:03 AM

yay :)


 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

Superman Prime just takes me away and destroys everything... because no logic in superman comics, they literally give him anew power every fucking issue probably.


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 01:56 PM

Thought about this again... I have determined that if I had to choose one weapon to fight off a zombie horde It would easily be a 10/22 in an Archangel Chasis. With an tritium red dot battle sight and those Ruger 25 round magazines. Killin zombies for days khed. 


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:54 PM

Sam / Splinter Cell - Cross Bow

King Kong - Axle off a 34' Ford

Robin Hood -

Clint Eastwood - M1 Garand

Iron Giant - rOOOOck

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 08:05 AM

I'd just have three people with me.

First of all I'd have the Schofields from Serious Sam, they have infinite ammo and it's a duel set.
Then I'd have a  Kar98K with a scope, you'll get mad distance and epic style points.
Third weapon would be a silenced Colt .45 for those silent kills.

These would be in my crew:

Me obviously. Guess I'll have one of the Serious Sam revolvers.

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Ed harris Major König, using the Kar98K of course

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Emily Browning as baby doll, should be self explanatory in the picture. She'll also be using the silenced .45, as she used a non-silenced one as lot in the movie.

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And Jamie Foxx as Django, using the other revolver.

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Those zombies will get fucked up. there's no Russian snipers to catch König, no slave trades to fuck with Django and no doctors to lobotimize Baby Doll.


Edited by Nobben #44, 19 December 2013 - 08:07 AM.


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 12:29 AM

See this is where being a shark has it's mega perks


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:01 AM

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 04:39 AM

2nd most retarded shark I've ever seen period.


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:18 AM

Sam / Splinter Cell - Cross Bow

King Kong - Axle off a 34' Ford

Robin Hood -

Clint Eastwood - M1 Garand

Iron Giant - rOOOOck

You mean 

Clint Eastwood - .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson Model 29.

 

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Dont you dare try to deny it. Dirty harry was the greatest of clint eastwood.

 

As for me....

 

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Sharknado - Laser beams attached to their heads (Picture of refference http://atomicgator.f...laser_beams.jpg)

And I will probably be eaten or shot by sharknado's but I would have George bush take my spot. Why you say? Zombies like brains correct? George bush has no brains thankfully so they will leave him alone!



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:07 PM

 

Sam / Splinter Cell - Cross Bow

King Kong - Axle off a 34' Ford

Robin Hood -

Clint Eastwood - M1 Garand

Iron Giant - rOOOOck

You mean 

Clint Eastwood - .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson Model 29.

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/...xresdefault.jpg

 

Dont you dare try to deny it. Dirty harry was the greatest of clint eastwood.

 


Edited by FireFly*, 22 December 2013 - 09:52 PM.


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:49 PM

 

 

 


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#24 bigx

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:12 PM

He cant call zombies zipper heads. 


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:20 PM

 

 

Sam / Splinter Cell - Cross Bow

King Kong - Axle off a 34' Ford

Robin Hood -

Clint Eastwood - M1 Garand

Iron Giant - rOOOOck

You mean 

Clint Eastwood - .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson Model 29.

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/...xresdefault.jpg

 

Dont you dare try to deny it. Dirty harry was the greatest of clint eastwood.

 

 



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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 05:13 AM

If I HAD to choose five characters/people to survive the zombie apocalypse with, I would choose Megaman, Spartan 117, naught, Andrew Wiggen, and Samus Aran.
My weapons I would choose (assuming a weapon isn't a vehicle) would have to be the Plasma Cannon and blaster from Star fox, and The Master Sword.
Star fox's blaster does not require ammunition, and the rapid fire is ideal for hordes of zombies. The blaster isn't as powerful as other weapons in the star fox games, but in the game, enemies have considerably more advanced armour than a typical zombie who's flesh is rotting. If I needed extra firepower I could charge the blaster. Or count on my companions.
The Plasma Cannon from Star fox is also advanced weaponry which requires no ammunition, it is very powerful and can fire rapidly, I would give it to Master Chief.
The Master Sword, has the power to repel evil... why wouldn't you take something like that?

I had a lot of fun thinking of my companions and weapons, some hard decisions here, please tell me what you think of my choices! :D

Edited by Caboosanaitor, 16 February 2014 - 05:14 AM.





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