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#51 v1042vPaintballPlayer

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 09:57 AM

The "I nailed him!" guy while really he applied a thick layer of paint to his opponents bunker.



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Posted 17 January 2014 - 09:25 PM

The 

"I play D1" guy

"Dye is shit" guy

"My guns not working" guy

"Buy Disruptive everything" guy

"I haven't had a gun for more than 3 weeks" guy

"I know everything" guy

"What a spoiled little shit" guy

"I totally bunkered *insert pro player name*" guy

"He wiped" guy

"Paintball is my life" guy

"Gun's still not working" guy

"*Insert product name* is og" guy

"You're not running right" guy

"Back players are my bitches" guy

"He shot me like 10 times" guy

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#53 SoCalPB22

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 09:51 PM

The 12 year olds who sit in the back and swear at the end of the game they got 8 people out.
The people who repeat everything the ref says
The people who show off their trigger walking at the shooting range.
The kid with 2000$ gear that swears he plays with *insert pro team here*
The renters who take of their mask while being shot at.

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 06:05 AM

Lol, these are absolutely hilarious! I have to say tho, im just getting back into the sport so I took some extra cash and bought some matching empire stuff that was on sale, hope I dont come off as that brand new matching guy. lol



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Posted 20 January 2014 - 08:18 AM

I like the "renter with excessive clothing and padding from other sports/activities" guy. Like multiple sweatshirts, snowmobile suits, etc.

 

PS I used to be that guy. Briefly.

On one of our last days of last season, my son and I saw a kid come out in plastic barrel armor over his clothes. It was hilarious.



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 01:51 AM

The guy whose gear is never working at the field...... me :(



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 08:03 PM

how about the old guys who think youre always shooting hot and make the refs re-chrono everyone

 

and how about the refs who see that youre shooting 10-15fps over and still let you play because why take the 10 minutes finding the right allen keys (I like those refs)

 

the russians who show up in full USSR military gear (they did that a few months ago)

 

the "I buy all my own stuff" kid even though you saw his dad give him $100 when he got out of the car

 

the "oh shit, he's got a red gun. he must be good" renters even though the red guns a spyder



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 10:58 PM

how about the old guys who think youre always shooting hot and make the refs re-chrono everyone
 
and how about the refs who see that youre shooting 10-15fps over and still let you play because why take the 10 minutes finding the right allen keys (I like those refs)
 
the russians who show up in full USSR military gear (they did that a few months ago)
 
the "I buy all my own stuff" kid even though you saw his dad give him $100 when he got out of the car
 
the "oh shit, he's got a red gun. he must be good" renters even though the red guns a spyder


There are many things wrong with that second part...

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 11:12 PM

Oh I have a new one. The Old guy who shows up with a PGP hides in a bush for 20 minutes than shoots you in the back of the head....


"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 01:54 AM

"Buy Disruptive everything" guy


Man that guy... psshh that freaking guy...

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:53 AM

 

"Buy Disruptive everything" guy


Man that guy... psshh that freaking guy...

 

He must be some kinda asshole or something. To do that. 


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 11:05 AM

the MCB guy

 

bwahahahhaa

 

YES

 

this, all of this


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 12:13 PM

The people who show off their trigger walking on the field.


Fixed to suit me :P

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:13 PM

Oh I have a new one. The Old guy who shows up with a PGP hides in a bush for 20 minutes than shoots you in the back of the head....

^^^^ YAY, Old Guys! ^^^^


...um...I have another stupid question...


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 06:20 AM

How about the guy that said" ill cover you move up" with no paint left guy !!
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:13 AM

How about the guy that said" ill cover you move up" with no paint left guy !!


I've covered people without paint. A dude running across the middle of the field draws a lot of fire.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 04:40 PM

The "I'm out of paint, let me take some from the floor" guy

The "I'm afraid to get hit so I'll just fake an injury" guy

The "hk agglett" guy

The "*chronoes at 315* ehh, close enough" guy

The "I know the field owner so it's okay to wipe" guy

The "I just dove into that dirt, I need to dissenfect" guy

The "carry 50 pods in case one breaks" guy

The "leaves gun on table unattended to go to bathroom" guy

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 04:43 PM

The "screw pods, I'll just take the whole bag." guy

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:22 PM

Haha my friend asked if I could take him to the field and he said,"I'll do really good, I'm at third prestige on call of duty" :)

But back on topic. My dad's the guy who goes and buys me some new gear from a pro shop, and then acts like he knows everything about guns when he's talking to rentals. You know, the guy who leans on the table and tisks, and says they should've got a different regulator on their valken loader. Yes, that advice makes no sense, but my dad actually said that to a guy who had a ball break lol.

 

lmao I died

 

And then there's the refs:

The ref who wishes so badly that he was playing

The ref who coaches players during the game

The ref who is clearly scouting talent for his local team


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:07 PM

The middle-aged hyper-aggressive woodsball go-hard who owns no paintball gear. He wears jeans and a t-shirt and rents. He only plays at the extreme front and gets killed again and again and again. He passes you running back when he gets shot, and a minute later he runs past you like a maniac after he re-inserts. I assume he's recently divorced and is working out some anger issues. Respect to that guy.



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Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:11 PM

The middle-aged hyper-aggressive woodsball go-hard who owns no paintball gear. He wears jeans and a t-shirt and rents. He only plays at the extreme front and gets killed again and again and again. He passes you running back when he gets shot, and a minute later he runs past you like a maniac after he re-inserts. I assume he's recently divorced and is working out some anger issues. Respect to that guy.

 

i was desperately searching for the facebook like button on this post! 


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Posted 24 April 2014 - 05:52 AM

Player that is always buying food from concession guy

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

being a ref you see it all here is some of the ones i have seen

always pissed off ref
your typical drunk
the renter that thinks he is above the law of the ref
guy who thinks it is funny to shoot the ref
the guy who "snipes"
the renter who thinks he knows everything
the guy who has the 22"in barrel

Edited by sorawiz23, 05 May 2014 - 12:11 PM.

OH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT ION'S RUN!!!!!!!!

sweet freak barrel system used once!!!
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