Well let's start this.
Tailgaters. Idiot fucktard pimple-dicks that has some sort of sexual fetish driving one inch from my bumper. These cockgobblers are mostly too busy watching sloth porn or posting about their goddamn goldfish on facebook. Fuckers like these I know too well. But after I got my new car, a Porsche 968, a new breed of these anal beads have appeared.
These guys are typically found in some sort of crappy wannabe sports wagon. And for some reason they feel cool because installed a fart can tail pipe and a cone filter from ebay. And with these massive performance mods their fucking fairy-wagon BMW 318 should be able to beat my Stuttgart thoroughbred in some sort of imaginary drag race.
They pop on their fog and park lights in the middle of the night and try to push me up to speed. Now I just keep the speed limit regardless, I already have too many tickets. And after a while of doing this they pass me while breaking about 85 traffic laws in the process. And I bet they've been going about built vs. Bought to all their inbred friends since they passed a Porsche on the highway going the speed limit.
I hope the next person who does this will meet some Eastern-European Semi-Trailer oncoming and hit it. That way I can piss on their corpse and fuck their girlfriend. HARDCORE!
No really, I'm just listening to some viking metal. But I hope these guys will do this while some cop watches and hunts them down in his 300hp VW Passat sleeper cop-car and fine them so hard theirs grandchildren will have to pay off debt.
Fuck tailgaters, you can go and fuck a duck.
Edited by Nobben #44, 23 February 2014 - 09:10 PM.