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#1 PREDATOR 47

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 12:38 AM

So, there I was, checking this auction I had been watching for 5 days. I checked back at the perfect time, with about 60 seconds to spare. No new bids, and only 1 person watching. Perfect sniping opportunity, right? Yes, damn right it was. That's when I noticed my Ebay account was logged out. No big deal, takes like 10 seconds to log in at most.Type in my password and I hit enter. And there it is, a pile of steaming catshit presented itself before me. I read in horror that my password needed to be reset.

 

Fuckin' wow! I'm about to win some shit Ebay, and this is what you do to me? After all we've been fucking been through, you gotta do me like that? At least you gave me some options! Yes, I would love to have you guys call me and give me a confirmation code! Just the people I want to talk to, the ass-napkins who have to pull this shit! Not really, just send me the damn E-mail. Click the button. Then it tells me "Yo shitface, this E-mail takes up to five whole minutes to send. What? You were going to bid on an auction? Ha ha HA! You hear that? That's the sound us collectively laughing at you!"

 

Real talk, that's exactly what it said, hence the quotation marks. Don't look into it or anything.

 

Check my E-mail, there's the message. It happened to show up instantly. Cool. Click on it, type in my new password, and confirm. Tab over, and then I realize it was all a clever ruse. 2 seconds left. Real fuckin' neato Ebay.


Edited by PREDATOR 47, 14 June 2014 - 12:40 AM.


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Posted 14 June 2014 - 12:53 AM

Noob.


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Posted 14 June 2014 - 01:09 AM

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 01:27 AM

Noob.


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Posted 14 June 2014 - 10:03 AM

I thought we were rhyming :(

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:59 PM

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