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#101 jenkem

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 03:15 PM

hahaha, when i saw this on b.macks facebook i cracked up

he is trying to reload while serving tea


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#102 žilentdeath

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 07:41 PM

Wow im sorry guys but to think that you have to reload with your right hand is ridiculous personally i'd reload however felt more comfortable or maybe he's left handed. e.g.) Thats like telling me to shoot a right handed hockey stick in hockey cause im right handed... but i shoot left because it feels better.


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Posted 22 June 2009 - 04:22 PM

I decided that this one needed to be demotivationalized :P.

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:21 PM

no thats not the point no one is saying to reload with one hand every time. You should be able to reload using either hand.

Its that he has horrible form in that his right hand supporting the gun is on the reg and the tank is on his left shoulder while hes podding with his left hand.
"Proper" technique would be to have the left hand on the trigger and tank on left shoulder while podding with right hand.

anyway funny pic. lucas is the person who took this picture at pevs often?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 05:57 PM

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#106 jenkem

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:57 PM

is the person who took this picture at pevs often?


brian is there pretty frequently taking pictures, not every weekend, but at least once a month he is there

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:00 PM

Funny, but there are more you say?

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#108 lukeballa33

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 11:03 PM

nice thread
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#109 edu7346

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:35 PM

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hah beat u to it lol
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:18 AM

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 02:20 PM

all i can say is WOW!!!
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:00 AM

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FAIL SLIDE LOL!!!

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 02:58 PM

maybe its a newb thing but whats wrong with this pic?

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 03:02 PM

maybe its a newb thing but whats wrong with this pic?

Tank is on his left shoulder and he reloaded with his left hand, big no-no. This caused his tank to come off his shoulder.

Edited by bigvin95, 21 July 2009 - 03:02 PM.


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#117 Midnight Phenom

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:03 PM

I captioned someone's earlier pic ;)

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Sorry Ten I had to do it lol.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:06 PM

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:02 AM

I captioned someone's earlier pic ;)

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Sorry Ten I had to do it lol.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:00 PM

he fails
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 12:40 PM

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Lawl I like oldschool guns, that's pro... but Angel Air in a cocker! WTF


Wrong. That is an Impulse. The 'Cocker is a Planet Eclipse Nexus or DC. I cannot tell where the jewels are so I cannot determine if it is one or the other.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 03:56 PM

Lucas double posted... shame. Anyways, it looks like paint is coming out of his barrel, so at first I thought that was what was funny... shame on me.


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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:30 PM

wrong move?
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 10:16 PM

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Lawl I like oldschool guns, that's pro... but Angel Air in a cocker! WTF


Wrong. That is an Impulse. The 'Cocker is a Planet Eclipse Nexus or DC. I cannot tell where the jewels are so I cannot determine if it is one or the other.


Its a dc1

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 11:12 AM

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Lawl I like oldschool guns, that's pro... but Angel Air in a cocker! WTF


Wrong. That is an Impulse. The 'Cocker is a Planet Eclipse Nexus or DC. I cannot tell where the jewels are so I cannot determine if it is one or the other.


It's a DC1.

Yeah. It has the rail on the top back of the body.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 10:20 PM

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 02:45 AM

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You have no idea how much that made me rofl. Thank you.



holy shit im still tryin to figure this one out
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 03:25 AM

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You have no idea how much that made me rofl. Thank you.



holy shit im still tryin to figure this one out



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Posted 15 August 2009 - 08:42 PM

Lol he probably dropped half the pod lolol wrong form much. :lol:
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 11:54 AM

More photos guys :tup:

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 07:10 PM

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:37 AM

Not mine, found in another thread but:

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:45 AM

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I'm saving this for when some tourny fanboy gets up himself. Great picture.

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 10:11 AM

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I chuckled.

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 05:01 PM

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:13 PM

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ROFl Enjoy :)

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Posted 28 August 2009 - 05:38 PM

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ROFl Enjoy :)

That happened to me before, except I took the barrel sock off on the way to my bunker...Good times...Good times...


Lol dont worry your not the only one , my strap got rapped around my hopper and got caught on something hence i couldnt take it off so the game starts i sprint to a dorito with my condom still on but as im fiddling with my barrel sock i get bunkered :P
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 01:38 AM

can we say ouch?

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Photoshopped. All the welts look the same.

Funny pictures though.

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 01:53 PM


can we say ouch?

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Photoshopped. All the welts look the same.

Funny pictures though.



looks like bug bites

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 03:27 PM

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Lawl I like oldschool guns, that's pro... but Angel Air in a cocker! WTF


Wrong. That is an Impulse.

He was referring to the tank on the cocker. I dont know how long you've been in paintball, but i'm assuming it was after the generation of the angel air systems. Seeing as you dont know what they are.
Now, it may not even be an angel air system, it could just be one of the bottle gloves used on the angel systems.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 03:13 PM

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 01:37 AM

Not mine, found in another thread but:


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lol..mounted combat "I NEED MY FIFTY GUNNER!!!"

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 04:04 PM

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 06:46 PM

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I'm saving this for when some tourny fanboy gets up himself. Great picture.


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