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#1 jarhead995

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:24 PM

You must be Jewish to join the club, but there's no real way of proving it so just pm if you want in and post about how being jewish rocks? :P

No flaming if you have different views!

please pm me if you want in makes it much easier instead of going through all of the posts



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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:03 AM

hahahaha good luck getting 20 people to sign up. Or even 10 for a matter of fact. But sign me up bro. Been going to Jew school since Kindergarten. Both parents are Jew

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:12 AM

Umm, im not a religion guy too much. But, i am christian. But, i know you guys get made fun of a lot.

What exactly is it that you believe in that people make fun of you for? im just asking out of curiosity. I hope i don't offend anyone.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:13 AM

they dont believe that jesus is the son of god, that hes just some dude... im not jewish by any means i just went to school with a lot of jewish kids
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:15 AM

they dont believe that jesus is the son of god, that hes just some dude... im not jewish by any means i just went to school with a lot of jewish kids



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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:19 AM

which im sure theres more to it becuase i guess jesus was jewish which ones you think about it just confuses me but im sure someone who is jewish can answer this
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:24 AM

which im sure theres more to it becuase i guess jesus was jewish which ones you think about it just confuses me but im sure someone who is jewish can answer this


Nah I'm pretty sure it's the jew fro thing that is made fun of. I grew out my air once and I had a little fro going on and people kept on asking me if I was jewish.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:26 AM

haha im sure thats part of it, i mean there are a lot of stereotypes with jewish folk and at my school all of them where true but i know thats not true for everyone but like the nose thing and being cheap but rich and all being doctors or lawyers i mean theres a lot but i hope everyone at least keeps their cool and let this club do their own thing and ruin things for them and the rest (2) other clubs that deal with religion
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 11:39 PM

Jigsaw is the second member :))

and i added a few jews that ive met around the forums before
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 06:44 PM

Yes jesus was a Jew but Jewish people dont believe that he ever came and when jesus comes back Christians will say it is his second coming while Jewish people will say it is his first coming.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 12:51 PM

bump :)
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 12:01 AM

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 12:43 AM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 03:52 PM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times.

Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:


im still adding you :P
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:10 PM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times.

Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:


im still adding you :P


Haha, sure why not. ;)

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:46 PM

Add me!


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Posted 26 July 2009 - 03:52 AM

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Posted 26 July 2009 - 12:43 PM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times.

Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:



That reminds me of my days in grade school. During Passover my (Jewish) friend would bring matzoh bread to school. I loved the shit, but he hated it. His mom packed so damn much of the stuff, I think she still thinks he ate it.
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:52 AM

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 08:22 PM

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 11:27 PM

What if your friends call you a jew? lol, I don't meen to make fun of anyone, but my friends always call me "The Jew". I actually answer to it now...

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:28 AM

What if your friends call you a jew? lol, I don't meen to make fun of anyone, but my friends always call me "The Jew". I actually answer to it now...


are you jewish? or is it just a nickname?

my nickname is jew its pretty much all i respond to haha
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:32 AM

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 02:23 AM

Jew-HAHA


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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:03 AM

I think he was trying to make a wordplay off of brew-haha.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:12 AM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times. Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:

Um no offense but are you retarded?
because there are no Egyptians anymore. Did your girlfriend say she was an egyptian?
or does she believe in Egyptian/ritual and beliefs?
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:39 AM

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times. Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:

Um no offense but are you retarded?
because there are no Egyptians anymore. Did your girlfriend say she was an egyptian?
or does she believe in Egyptian/ritual and beliefs?


I usually don't follow up and argue with morons of your caliber but I'll bite. So there are no Egyptians anymore? Go ahead and try telling that to her parents who were BORN THERE. If what you mean is: there are no more polytheistic Egyptians anymore, then yes, that would be correct. It seems you are getting your religions and uh...places confused. Plus you have no sense of humor. I joke around with her because her HERITAGE is of Egyptian decent. Obviously she doesn't believe in pharaohs, multiple gods, and all that stuff... she is Coptic Christian if you must know.

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:29 AM

hey man can i be vice prez i doubt there is any1 more jewish than me

btw add alex5947 he be my jewish friend

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 03:48 AM

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 05:04 PM

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 11:36 PM

Just wanted to say hello to my Jewish brothers and sisters. As a Christian I cannot deny that much of my traditions/beliefs have origins with Judaism....after all Jesus is a Jew and so are the first Christians and half of the books in the Christian Bible are the same Sacred texts that is used in Judaism. So in some sense you are my spiritual fathers/ancestors. Shalom.

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 04:18 AM

yea sign me up

I was raised Jewish (my mother is Jewish). I don't believe in the religion itself, though :( . But if it's any consolation- Passover is my favorite holiday because I LOVE horseradish and matzoh and reading those crazy stories from the haguddah. My favorite part is when those darn Egyptians get whats comin' to em'! My gf is Egyptain and I break her leg all the time over it! I also have fond memories of searching for the afikomen and if I found it I received a sacagawea gold dollar coin (or some other random thing). Ah good times. Seemed like this group needed a bump anyway! :tup:

Um no offense but are you retarded?
because there are no Egyptians anymore. Did your girlfriend say she was an egyptian?
or does she believe in Egyptian/ritual and beliefs?


haha you only get a dollar coin for finding the afikomen, i get like $20


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Posted 26 August 2009 - 03:05 PM

^^ lucky

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 12:36 AM

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 12:41 AM

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 11:17 PM

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 03:35 PM

im not jewish, but i do respect jewish people... and want to ask if you guys had a good yom kippur? dont you fast on that day? if you are jewish?

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 03:55 PM

I got a HUGE respect for jewish people after I where in Auswitch 1 and 2. God that place was terrible.

But how is it being jewish now adays?

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:27 PM

im not jewish, but i do respect jewish people... and want to ask if you guys had a good yom kippur? dont you fast on that day? if you are jewish?


yup we fast but i didnt because i was sick :\

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