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#1 RickAstleeee

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 01:08 PM

Just today, I was thinking, and I started to think about the president. I wondered, has anyone ever fapped in the oval office? Wouldn't that be funny? Imagine Michelle and Barrack Obama tappin it up in the oval office. If they made a sex tape! Anyway, what are some of you guys weird ponderings?
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 01:24 PM

probly

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:58 PM

i wonder what kind of arosal can they have in the presidents bathroom and do you think it folds the toilet paper or crumbles it... if he clogs is, who plunges it? during a press conferance do you think he ever gets the squirts and has to delay it
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 04:18 PM

I wonder if Obama has a secret escape tube. Like Fallout 3 Broken Steel.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 04:27 PM

I wonder if Obama has a secret escape tube. Like Fallout 3 Broken Steel.

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I bet you he has a double

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 04:52 PM

someone said in the is it on your ipod thread dickrash instead of whiplash by metallica. so i was wondering if metallica has any sex tapes of them dick slapping people
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:00 PM

i wonder if the members in metallica have ever seen eachothers D's

i wonder if a president has ever cleared out a board room from terrible gas

have you ever wondered in a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?

or how do real estate offices sell their office building with out causing confusion?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of half and half?

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 06:51 PM

Who's face would you put on it, male or female?
Is there a mega bathroom on Air Force One?
Has anyone had a PB barrel stuck on their wang?
Is bawksi a virgin, and who would tap that? Antifat will relapse after that one, I know.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:01 PM

you would have to have a VERY small one to fit it in a barrel.

do you think anyone has had explosive dairrhea on an airplane?
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:04 PM

if mike grew hair would it tear the fabric of time and space?
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:28 PM

you would have to have a VERY small one to fit it in a barrel.

do you think anyone has had explosive dairrhea on an airplane?

I can almost get mine to fit in the barrel of the metadyne launcher.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:33 PM

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:34 AM

I wonder if there are any people out there who look jus tlike me?

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:55 AM

i wounder who really killed jfk

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:30 AM

you would have to have a VERY small one to fit it in a barrel.

do you think anyone has had explosive dairrhea on an airplane?


I know for a fact that's happened. Personal experience, haha.
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