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#1 Lucas

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:15 AM

Wow!
This is a thread I just found I made a while ago, and discontinued it because there was an IP Board update. All the original embeded videos that were here became a real mess! But I feverishly worked hard fixing it up. (took about an hour)
But here it is!


So today, I decided I wanted to take a collage of all the funniest videos related to paintball and combine them into one thread!
So here we go! I know they're are tons, but if I missed one. Please let me know and I'll add it if I think it qualifies
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Well I don't know about you, but this is how my friends and I solve our arguments at the field :P


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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:46 AM

Do I spy a bra in the first video?

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#3 Lucas

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:06 AM

Do I spy a bra in the first video?


Perhaps you do :P

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:44 AM






Edited by @lex, 28 July 2009 - 10:51 AM.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:45 AM



#6 Lucas

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 03:54 PM

Will add some vids when Im not mobile :)

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 04:40 PM

bass eagle the movie made by the brass eagle guys
i cant find it anymore though but non of them had eney brass eagle items or even company branch items i loled
they were saying how good stuff was and how they worked realy hard kevin was not far off from the real thing
but that video made me laugh until my sides hurt

and as i recall the brass eagle company video was around about the time when kevin released his first BE movie

Edited by tweetyarmy, 28 July 2009 - 04:42 PM.


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Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:24 PM

lol

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 10:46 AM

I lost my appetite after seeing the drinking a pod of paint.
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 11:49 AM

2 New Videos added!
Guys if we could not embed the videos if you have a request. Just give the hard link and I'll embed it. That way the page can load faster :tup:
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:26 PM

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:48 PM

The fourth one was was funny as hell. Boom Head Shot

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 04:09 PM

LMFAO! Funny shit! MOONWALK FTW!!
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 05:29 PM


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Posted 29 July 2009 - 06:25 PM

if my embed attempt doesn't work then heres the link, this video made me piss my pants :)




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Posted 29 July 2009 - 11:32 PM

you know the video of bli11 tech is kevin on tech pb right?


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Posted 30 July 2009 - 08:50 AM

New Videos added

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 09:38 AM

my favorite is the headshot one. but i don't see how a paintball to the head will knock someone over. cause you see people get shot in the head all the time
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 09:56 AM

my favorite is the headshot one. but i don't see how a paintball to the head will knock someone over. cause you see people get shot in the head all the time


It looks like he got hit in the forehead, where the mask ended.

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 11:23 AM

what was up with the dudes slg
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 01:30 PM

Nice videos!

What I'm wondering though, is why does Manny Ramirez have a White Sox cap on.

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 01:45 PM

That was pretty funny lol...

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 03:36 PM

Reminder: if your requesting a video please just give the hard link
So it speeds up loading the page thank! :tup:

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:20 PM

Anyone else recommend any videos? :)

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 06:23 PM

-bump for your enjoyment-

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 11:07 AM

lol get out player get out the little kid

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 11:33 AM

best video ever
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ok above post didnt work right....sry is the best video ever just b/c it is todd martinez

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 03:45 PM

That superman dive is fake. The guy who runs and jumps on his bed.
He applies pratfall technique to it, he punches the wall, his head never makes contact.
I would know, i do shit like that all the time :D
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 07:13 PM

That superman dive is fake. The guy who runs and jumps on his bed.
He applies pratfall technique to it, he punches the wall, his head never makes contact.
I would know, i do shit like that all the time :D


Haha as do I but perhaps only you and I know :rolleyes:

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 08:04 PM

lol simply genious! this thread = epic win
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 08:15 PM

nice.
but you may want to remove the vids of the player getting shot while tied to the fence.
no vids like that are allowed.

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 10:55 AM

Yes I am necroing this thread for your entertainment!

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:39 PM

whats the song on the first video?


Not sure sorry I'll send the YouTube video account holder and ask him. If I get a response Ill message you :tup:

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 12:14 AM

That superman dive is fake. The guy who runs and jumps on his bed.
He applies pratfall technique to it, he punches the wall, his head never makes contact.
I would know, i do shit like that all the time :D


Haha as do I but perhaps only you and I know :rolleyes:


Yeah, I thought his shoulder hit and his head never did.

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 11:25 AM

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 08:05 PM

i lol'd for 8 mins when i watched the third video. i kept rewinding it and hearing that "whack!' as his head hit the wall lol.


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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:04 AM

So today, I decided I wanted to take a collage of all the funniest videos related to paintball and combine them into one thread!
So here we go! I know they're are tons, but if I missed one. Please let me know and I'll add it if I think it qualifies Posted Image
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#38 Lucas

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 05:08 PM

New video added!


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Posted 11 November 2009 - 08:02 PM



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Posted 22 November 2009 - 05:02 PM

Already posted :P

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:04 PM

Already posted :P

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:32 PM

Wow!
This is a thread I just found I made a while ago, and discontinued it because there was an IP Board update. All the original embeded videos that were here became a real mess! But I feverishly worked hard fixing it up. (took about an hour)
But here it is!

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:48 PM

Also!
Any future videos I find I will playlist them on this youtube account!
www.youtube.com/EmptyPlanetFilms

I may not update this thread as quickly, feel free to subscribe to stay updated on these videos!
(the TechPB Dance Video was made under this account)
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 07:06 PM

Those are the best videos I HAVE EVER SEEN. I liked Kevin's Brass Eagle Pump video. :wub:

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 07:13 PM


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Posted 11 February 2010 - 07:17 PM



Already was added

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:31 PM


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=SfGrQSbvFUs


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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:43 PM



http://www.youtube.c...h?v=SfGrQSbvFUs


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 11:19 AM

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 01:49 PM

aww, glad you guys like my videos, its quite touching. Posted Image


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