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#1 summit55

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:55 AM

am i the only one that seems to alwase acidently hit them selfs in the balls

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:10 AM

I dont think so..... theres ALOT of ppl like u on YOutube..
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:23 AM

i did it today staring my lawnmower. I forgot how long the pull cord was, and smacked myself in the nuts.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:28 AM

I've gotten shot on my other head does that count?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:34 AM

i do it for fun :) makes me feel like im larger from the swollon-ness

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:34 AM

am i the only one that seems to alwase acidently hit them selfs in the balls


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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:57 AM

lol when ever i play on an air field atleast once a day if were on it i will be switching hands and my marker will fall jsut a lil then wack ouch my balls then i fall to the ground and get lid up lol
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:06 AM

:lol:
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:31 AM

WOW whats up with all the Fucked threads now?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 04:21 AM

My brother's got a list of over 100 items he's been hit in the jewels with, including a wooden sword, a small-mouth bass, a trashcan lid, and a jug of milk.

Every time I go paintballing, it seems like somebody manages to shoot me in the nuts.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:52 AM

Everytime there's an open drawer at my house I hit my nuts....On the corner.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 08:02 AM

Alot of my friends when I went to school went through a phase of doing nut checks, so it got to the point where I had to wear a cup to school. It was ridiculous.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 08:17 AM

I feel your pain :P It happens to me all the time, all you other haters are just not manly enough to admit it

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:24 AM

My dogs tend to punch me in the balls a lot... they're conviently sized that when they jump up their paws land in your sack.

Also manage to smack myself in the nuts with drawers alot, underestimate the length of them :lol:
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:27 AM

One of my ex-girlfriends kicked me in the balls when I dumped her, I told people she had herpes :D
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:31 AM

FML

Edited by Cubeman, 03 June 2010 - 11:03 PM.

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the revi looks like a uncircumcised bird and the threshy looks like a turkey on thanks giving lovely, mouth watering :rolleyes:


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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:33 AM

brutal story right here. highlight over it to read it. its... NASTY.

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what an odd note to end on *vomit* and i swear that my friend was there! this isnt to be laughed at...

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all I have to say is what the fuck, that is the awfulest thing I have ever heard.(read)
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:36 AM

Never mind.

Edited by Cubeman, 03 June 2010 - 11:04 PM.

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the revi looks like a uncircumcised bird and the threshy looks like a turkey on thanks giving lovely, mouth watering :rolleyes:


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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:48 PM

I wonder what the next Topic will be, when this one dies out..."have you tried cramming a Tv Remote up your ass?"

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:56 PM

no, no i havent
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:34 PM

Uhm... I pinch them a lot...like in between my thighs....
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 04:01 PM

I hate when you get hit in the dick/balls and it dosent hurt at first but then the pain just hits you out of know where and you have to sit down.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 05:04 PM

I siged it but i cant get it to how u had it all black so i guess everyones seeing it now lol.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 05:05 PM

you sigged it? ewwww. its a real story too, no joke

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 05:27 PM

One time I took a slapshot at my hocket net, hit the cross bar and sacked myself with the tennis balll
Thats been my worst experiance from self infliction.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 06:49 PM

you sigged it? ewwww. its a real story too, no joke

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how did you make it all black so u had to highlight it?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:00 PM

I was playing golf, and there was a tree in front of my shot. Guess what happened next. I shot it, bounces off the tree, and hits my nuts. I coulda used a 60mph sign.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:07 PM

brutal story right here. highlight over it to read it. its... NASTY.

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what an odd note to end on *vomit* and i swear that my friend was there! this isnt to be laughed at...

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That... Is fucking horrifying.

My balls retracted a little as soon as i saw Balls and Chain in the same sentence...

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:09 PM

I was playing golf, and there was a tree in front of my shot. Guess what happened next. I shot it, bounces off the tree, and hits my nuts. I coulda used a 60mph sign.


well looks like we got a lot of sterile paintballers hanging around here. :P I tend to pinch or sit on mine it friggin hurts.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:09 PM

I wonder what the next Topic will be, when this one dies out..."have you tried cramming a Tv Remote up your ass?"



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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:33 PM

i pich mine putting my legs together
and i walk funny to cuz of it

and when girls ask if i have enough leg room i say you try having balls once
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:51 PM

Once one of my friends ran at another and kicked him in the balls with steel toed cleats. It knocked him out.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:56 PM

I was pissing around with my friend and I went for a sissy slap and somehow my hand ended up where my testicles are. Not fun.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 08:05 PM

I dont think so..... theres ALOT of ppl like u on YOutube..


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brutal story right here. highlight over it to read it. its... NASTY.

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what an odd note to end on *vomit* and i swear that my friend was there! this isnt to be laughed at...

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 09:50 PM

i pich mine putting my legs together
and i walk funny to cuz of it

and when girls ask if i have enough leg room i say you try having balls once


no kidding man my girl teases me for sitting with my legs open and I'm like sorry I happen to have some crush able bits right there unlike you...
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 10:35 PM

I was using my skim board in the ocean and it came out and hit me in the nuts.... haha
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 10:38 PM

Nasty.

Edited by Cubeman, 03 June 2010 - 11:05 PM.

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:43 PM

LOL i always do that!

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 05:01 PM

I got just by my autococker.

I was screwing the bottle into the ASA of my cocker and the back block shoots and slams into the body with my ballskin in between.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 05:16 PM

I got just by my autococker.

I was screwing the bottle into the ASA of my cocker and the back block shoots and slams into the body with my ballskin in between.


haha pwned. that just sounds like if it was filmed it would have been gold.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:03 PM

It was pretty hilarious. I'm took a pic but I can't show it on this forum.

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IT FUCKING RIPPED HIS BALLS IN HALF!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!??!? RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE!!!! IM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:35 PM

brutal story right here. highlight over it to read it. its... NASTY.

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what an odd note to end on *vomit* and i swear that my friend was there! this isnt to be laughed at...

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:45 PM

and yesterday, i was doing power-clean high pulls, and in the middle of lifting it, my friend knees me in my tail-bone causing my junk to get a major bean-dipping..... lets just say i sat out for the next set :dodgy:

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 03:15 AM

Damnit...

Edited by Cubeman, 03 June 2010 - 11:06 PM.

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 09:39 AM

Siggin' dat

QUOTE (Cubeman @ Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
IT FUCKING RIPPED HIS BALLS IN HALF!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!??!? RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE!!!! IM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 01:59 PM

Just reading that decreased my sperm count
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 02:54 PM

How do you know? do you have like a little scale to measure your sack o' Marbles

QUOTE (Cubeman @ Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
IT FUCKING RIPPED HIS BALLS IN HALF!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!??!? RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE!!!! IM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 03:33 PM

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:19 PM

i got one when i was 10 i was shottind copper bb from my slingshot at cans 20 feet away i was getting richochets at my feet put keep going on my last bb i pulled all the way back all most breaking the tubing and shot missed the can bb bounces off a wall and floor off my rightt jewel and over afence barely bbs are small but hurt in the wrong spot another time when iwas 13 iwas on the floor sitting eating abaconnator my moms chiwawua comes in wanting some im like no go away and apiece of bacon falls off my burger on my lap he sees it goes for it shriek like a gypsy when he bit down an tugged back i have nver wanted to kill an animal but at that moment i wanted to make an exception
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:26 PM

We were chillin at this park in my neighborhood and i got bored so i decided to climb on this pyrimid roof on the park so then i got up there and when i decided to get down my foot slipt and i fell on this bar nuts first and then the next day i kicked in the nuts at the same park that weekend was the worst of my life needless to say.
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