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#1 TechPB-Mike

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:30 PM

Had one of Jenn's co-workers tell me-

"If you were my husband, and I found out how much you spent on paintball, I'd put poison in your tea"

"Yea and if I was married to you, I'd happily drink it"

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:31 PM

Ouch!

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:32 PM

Ouch!


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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:32 PM

thats funny

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:35 PM

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:37 PM

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:41 PM

just say, i dont drink tea.

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:42 PM

Mike, you sprayed her with plenty of Win Sauce there. The super spicy kind that melts your skin and burns your eyes. :)

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:44 PM

OH burn on her.
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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:46 PM

hahaha

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:46 PM

Thats like the best comeback a person could make in that situation! I hope a day comes around where I can use the same one lol.

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 06:48 PM

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 07:13 PM

OMG nice!

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 07:16 PM

i would make that my sig if i new how :\

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 07:22 PM

Bahaha Mike xD

What'd Jenn say?

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 07:28 PM

mail the tea to kitty
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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:07 PM

mail the tea to kitty

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:11 PM

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:44 PM

Had one of Jenn's co-workers tell me-

"If you were my husband, and I found out how much you spent on paintball, I'd put poison in your tea"

"Yea and if I was married to you, I'd happily drink it"

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:51 PM

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 09:05 PM

this girl is totally:
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Had one of Jenn's co-workers tell me-
"If you were my husband, and I found out how much you spent on paintball, I'd put poison in your tea"
"Yea and if I was married to you, I'd happily drink it"


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Posted 13 February 2010 - 10:27 PM

I'd prefer a sandwich....
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Posted 13 February 2010 - 10:32 PM

It is funny however not original. It is what Sir Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor.




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Posted 13 February 2010 - 11:00 PM

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:28 AM

It is funny however not original. It is what Sir Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor.



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Posted 14 February 2010 - 04:33 AM

Churchill wit cannot be beat

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 04:40 AM

Then there is always the classic setup, my first girlfriend's best friend's birthday was coming up. We got along but she could be a real bitch on occasion, so I went to get her a card and ending up getting a "get well" card, this was like close to 8 years ago so I can't remember exactly what it said but it had "Hope you have a short stay in the hospital" or something. Anyway she said something to me that was a dickhead comment so I said "oh that reminds me, here's your card". She looks at it "Very funny....I'm not in the hospital" my response "Well if you keep talking that shit you will be" =)

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 04:40 AM

"If you were my husband, and I found out how much you spent on paintball, I'd put poison in your tea"


after that it's tough to believe there were no bitch smacks in the story :dodgy:

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 06:50 AM

haha lol!
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 07:01 AM

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:33 PM

hmmm ice tea imma get me sum(;

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:36 PM

Then there is always the classic setup, my first girlfriend's best friend's birthday was coming up. We got along but she could be a real bitch on occasion, so I went to get her a card and ending up getting a "get well" card, this was like close to 8 years ago so I can't remember exactly what it said but it had "Hope you have a short stay in the hospital" or something. Anyway she said something to me that was a dickhead comment so I said "oh that reminds me, here's your card". She looks at it "Very funny....I'm not in the hospital" my response "Well if you keep talking that shit you will be" =)


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Posted 15 February 2010 - 12:46 PM

BURN! hahaha

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 12:53 PM

Wow...
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I'd prefer a sammich....


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Posted 15 February 2010 - 01:41 PM

ouch does she want some ice for that burn
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 08:43 AM

Had one of Jenn's co-workers tell me-

"If you were my husband, and I found out how much you spent on paintball, I'd put poison in your tea"

"Yea and if I was married to you, I'd happily drink it"

:-)



LMFAO that is some of the funnyest shit ever!
that chick sounds like a bitch! atleast jen can getinto paintball. wish i could say that about my girlfreind
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:43 PM

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 03:26 PM

Fricken awesome comeback!! I wish I would have be able to see that moment happen. Mike FTW
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Posted 20 February 2010 - 09:11 AM

Then there is always the classic setup, my first girlfriend's best friend's birthday was coming up. We got along but she could be a real bitch on occasion, so I went to get her a card and ending up getting a "get well" card, this was like close to 8 years ago so I can't remember exactly what it said but it had "Hope you have a short stay in the hospital" or something. Anyway she said something to me that was a dickhead comment so I said "oh that reminds me, here's your card". She looks at it "Very funny....I'm not in the hospital" my response "Well if you keep talking that shit you will be" =)


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