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#1 theRiTTzer

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:40 AM

Hey,

So, I'm new to TechPB! I wanted to say hello to everyone and tell ya a little about myself in the process! I had heard about TechPB a few times, can't really recall where from, but I never looked into it. I did see a few YouTube shows, but didn't realize what I was watching until recently (clutter brain! Ha!). after watching several shows I found it cool that someone was spending the time to spit out so many awesome informative video's, with a real passion about what he says. I have been fed up with the poor little retards at PBnation, and the zealous "woodsball" minions on SpecOps with their "this is how woodsball HAS to be, oh, and speedball is teh gey…" mentality (sorry to real retards for relating you to those people! :< you're defiantly still smarter.) Anyways, I've been watching TechPB for a week now, and noticed that this community is for the most part (nut in every family! Posted Image) the genuine article! As such, I decided to join, and if everything in my life stays steady i'll be around! Posted Image



Moving on! So, my name is Joshua, I usually go by sQoshua (think squash, not skosh… pewy.). I live in Oklahoma, like 2 miles from Adventure Zone paintball, and like 2 or 3 hours drive from D-Day! I'm a biggun at 6'5" 280lbs (and a pretty aggressive player), so I tend to intimidate little kids when I play! Ha! I'm 24 years old, and I started playing paintball around 1999! Still remember that first game, ahh yeah, i'll have to share some funny paintball stories some time! Ha. I played a lot of paintball growing up, out there at least every weekend, if not I was playing in the woods with my friends out at my house. I think I've owned like 5 markers, pretty much all crap, but had a lot of fun. I have got to play with a lot of old skool markers too; I think my favorite was an old sl68 pump! Starting in 2001 I helped my friend Colin and many others set up and run a field for my church's Youth Summer Camp, I did that every year until 2007. I busted my aurse off (quite latterly, I lost like nearly 30lbs every summer, only to gain it back in the winter! Haha), I helped build fields on the huge piece of land we had, I filled tanks in our crap shed with no a/c (or electricity for that matter), I cleaned all the guns (gawd we had so many different types of markers, and sometimes I had to fix them without knowing how. eventually I convinced them to get rid of the crap and get like some cheap piranhas, GREAT field gun! So easy to maintain, and really durable, they STILL work! …where was I???), I reffed till I lost my voice (and kept going), I made sure every person within 500ft of that field was safer than boy in a bubble, and I received a lot of thanks from parents and youth pastors from the kid's churches. I did just about everything and more, and so did anyone that came out to work with me in the gawd awful conditions we were in.



I won't rant about the terrible things that church did, but I will say it successfully put me off paintball for a while. The last year I tried to help I got heat stroke, and all they did was whine at me. So, I haven't played in 2 years, and it's about time to kick out the jams once again! I plan to get back into paintball and really enjoy myself, I miss actually playing. I am going to get a good marker and tear it up! I bought an ION (T_T) a while back just to feed my paintball addiction (never actually used it). I bought it with intent of upgrading it (not really knowing just how crappy it was stock), haha, I didn't even hold it in my hands at the store, I just said "one please!" Sigh, don't normally fall for the "hype," ah well… so I'm going to sell it and maybe get a INFINITY Legend, heard it's an awesome semi-shooter, which I LOVE! Also it would probably be a good choice seeing how my field is semi only (I hate their crap paint :<).



Well, I hope you don't mind my long windedness, I love talking! I hope that I can bring something to the table of this awesome paintball community! I'll try not to get on anyone's nerves (ha! Right…)! Sorry for all the parenthesizes! Aaand, I am sorry if that was a bit ranty! I do that sometimes… Thanks to Mike (and all the people that put on TechPB) for an awesome show! I love it!

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:52 AM

Hey, welcome to TechPB. If you have any sort of question let us know!
and good to have you back, dont let that church use you like that and make your work. Just play for fun and hopefully you can meet some people and maybe get a team.
good luck, and again, welcome!
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#3 theRiTTzer

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 04:20 AM

Hey, welcome to TechPB. If you have any sort of question let us know!
and good to have you back, dont let that church use you like that and make your work. Just play for fun and hopefully you can meet some people and maybe get a team.
good luck, and again, welcome!



Hey thanks! And believe me, i will! haha
riiigght after i do a quick search for the answers! ha

As for a team, man that'd be awesome! Practically drooling thinking playing again! Posted Image
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 10:12 AM

wtf is your picture of????

lol and welcome to tech pb
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 10:35 AM

The pic looks like its from Metal gear Solid. Anyways welcome to techPB. I'm new myself. I joined a while back but never posted on the forums. Got fed up and bored of PBnation.

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 10:54 AM

Welcome to techpb!
In the past couple of years we've seen companies disappear, we've seen teams fall apart, we've seen leagues fail. But we've also seen players humbly return to their "family" teams after enjoying a paid ride of being a hired gun by the highest bidder. We've seen industry gurus come back to the sport after selling off everything they worked so hard to build, only to start over again fresh and new. We've seen this sport suffer along with every other industry due to the current economic conditions, and yet we've seen survival.


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Posted 28 February 2010 - 11:30 AM

alrightt! good stuffs sQoshua

welcome to the TechPB community!

youll fit in just fine here haha

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 11:41 AM

Man its awesome to see a fresh face in here that is really eager and excited. I love it! Welcome to TechPB Josh. Your awesome new journey starts here.
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 12:07 PM

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 12:36 PM

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 12:55 PM

wtf is your picture of????

lol and welcome to tech pb


My avi? Its a picture of Gray Fox (Frank Jaeger), the Cyborg Ninja from the first Metal Gear (on ps1 anyways). He is my favorite video game character!

And thanks to everyone!
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 01:04 PM

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 02:07 PM

Welcome to techpb!

This is actually the paintball chatter section which is used for paintball related misc things....
Should of been posted in Off topic chatter but its not a big deal!

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 02:12 PM

Welcome welcome welcome haha :)
If you have any questions regarding the site, forums, rules or just our techpb sayings and phrases
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:14 PM


wtf is your picture of????

lol and welcome to tech pb


My avi? Its a picture of Gray Fox (Frank Jaeger), the Cyborg Ninja from the first Metal Gear (on ps1 anyways). He is my favorite video game character!

And thanks to everyone!


Called it! :lol:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 12:04 AM

Bienvenido.

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 12:55 AM

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 06:51 AM

welcome to techpb =) the best place for paintball on the internet :D

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 07:39 AM

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welcome to techPB & welcome back to paintball! Now go tear up a field!!!
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 07:44 AM

Welcome to TechPB! :tup:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 06:58 PM

WELCOME TO HEAVEN MAN. i mean techpb =P

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 10:46 PM

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 05:55 PM

hey dude welcome to techpb;) but try and not say retard , thats not a word in techpbs vocab :) but fuck, shit , ass is :P
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:20 PM

Welcome to TechPB. I see that you like pump, thats good. We could use some more soldiers over here on the darkside (TechPB slang for pump players).

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:55 PM

Welcome to techpb!

This is actually the paintball chatter section which is used for paintball related misc things....
Should of been posted in Off topic chatter but its not a big deal!



It is kinda paintball related, it's about his return to paintball, lol
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 01:21 AM

hey dude welcome to techpb;) but try and not say retard , thats not a word in techpbs vocab Posted Image but fuck, shit , ass is Posted Image



haha! thanks! I'll keep that in mind! Posted Image



Welcome to TechPB. I see that you like pump, thats good. We could use some more soldiers over here on the darkside (TechPB slang for pump players).



E>E>E> pumps <3<3<3 Posted Image

...I'm hoping that I can get some of the ol' shit heads at my field to play pump with me.

YaY! Cursing! Woo! Look kids, Adults! Posted Image

And thanks to everyone!!
I'm really enjoying this forum!
I've been reading a lot (from my phone, which is AWESOME btw, I wish everyone had mobile capability! Hmmm, TechPB bb-app??)!
I'll start posting more when I find the time (writing on a phone sucks, even on a qwerty)!

(I'm SO ADHD, with all the parenthesis! haha)
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 01:31 AM

E>E>E> pumps <3<3<3 Posted Image


I have a feeling that we'll get along just fine lol.

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 03:20 AM

LOL LOL LOL
Thanks for laying out the welcome mat for meh BIGBALLA! ha

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Yep, cant wait to get my hands on a pump!Posted Image I love it in all forms!
Going to try out one of those Azodin Kaos Pumps everyone is talking about (just for starters)!
Ha, I'll probably play pump just as much if not more than with whatever new semi marker I get...
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 08:50 PM

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 09:22 AM

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