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#1 E-Z-fosheezy

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:19 PM

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:25 PM

What... the fuck... is wrong with those people comparing a paintball marker to a nazi missle?

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:26 PM

WTF?!

Essentially the idea is a simple one. Rather than propelling a paintball using old-fashioned compressed gas - for instance carbon dioxide - Tippman's weapon creates a powerful fuel/air explosive mixture within its combustion chamber. The deadly vapour is then touched off by an igniter when the trigger is pulled, generating a fearsomely powerful blast theoretically capable of firing a paintball through a mature pig.


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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:26 PM

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if your under 18 and u pay for your own gear then put this in your sig

#5 TK-421

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:27 PM

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Fail. :P

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:29 PM


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lol

lol read the comments people leave about it.......
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:30 PM

I find this funny. Why bother to write an article about this?

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:31 PM

I find this funny. Why bother to write an article about this?


Because sadly there are people who will believe it. <_<

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:33 PM

I have seen anti-paintball propaganda, I have seen anti-every sport propaganda (hockey, football etc.) but never have I seen something this bad. I'm contacting the publisher now.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:34 PM

I find this funny. Why bother to write an article about this?



For ratings, See if the weren't irresponsible news reporters they would have done their research and posted the story correctly and then it would have been boring. But since they just care about ratings they twist the story to make it sound crazy and start a uproar just so they can have better ratings.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:37 PM

I was tempted to register an account and rip the asshole writer a new one, but then I decided it wasnt worth the time it takes to register, nor the massive amount of spam I will likely receive to my email account I use to register, assuming I give the correct email. I will just let those dumb brits keep on thinking what they want about paintball, because I honestly dont care, and would rather not have them in our sport.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:37 PM

http://forms.theregi...eg/?user=lewisp

This is a direct contact to the author.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:44 PM

Has anybody noticed that nobody who posted comments knows anything about paintball, and how this is not the C3?

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:45 PM

Thanks, your message has now been sent to Lewis Page.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:34 PM

I'm so pissed off at this bullshit.... You know how hard it is to get people to play paintball because their scared it will hurt. This asshole just made a bullshit story that if anyone new to paintball reads it will make them scared as hell. and why does he call it a tippman weapon. Damn son of a bitchPosted Image x100000

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:46 PM

I'm so pissed off at this bullshit.... You know how hard it is to get people to play paintball because their scared it will hurt. This asshole just made a bullshit story that if anyone new to paintball reads it will make them scared as hell. and why does he call it a tippman weapon. Damn son of a bitchPosted Image x100000


well send him an email with the link HeyHeyHey kindly provided...
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:48 PM

Make sure you stay respectful and proof read it though or else they won't take it seriously. Use proper grammar and punctuation.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:00 PM

I'm at a fucking COMPLETE loss for words

I'd... this is..... Where do I....

what the FUCK??!?!?!?!?!

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:01 PM

first after mike,

this is messed up.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:03 PM

I'm at a fucking COMPLETE loss for words

I'd... this is..... Where do I....

what the FUCK??!?!?!?!?!


That was exactly my reaction too when I read it.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:10 PM

yeah. Anyone else noticed how he claimed this thing was strong enough to shoot a paintball through a mature pig??

Edited by danath 34, 11 March 2010 - 06:11 PM.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:10 PM

I'm at a fucking COMPLETE loss for words

I'd... this is..... Where do I....

what the FUCK??!?!?!?!?!


I agree when I came across this I was just blown away.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:18 PM

Either it's a stupid joke or that website is hurting for publicity. Jet engines were partially invented by the Nazi scientists, but nobody cries about that one.


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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:18 PM

Shoot through a pig? This isn't a damn shotgun...

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:20 PM

so who wants to be the lucky person to do a punkworks-style test to see if it actually can shoot clear through a pig? If it doesnt work, well myth debunked. If it does work, free bacon!



Wait! Wait! No! Bad, BAD Idea!!! :lol:

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:26 PM

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This is so fucking stupid, I don't even think its possible for a paintball to go through a few layers of skin, nevermind a fucking pig.

These people need to start posting up FACTS on the internet, not bullshit stories for possible parents of to-be new players.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:12 PM

I just sent him a nice little message, i urge you all to do the same.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:58 PM

Essentially the idea is a simple one. Rather than propelling a paintball using old-fashioned compressed gas - for instance carbon dioxide - Tippman's weapon creates a powerful fuel/air explosive mixture within its combustion chamber. The deadly vapour is then touched off by an igniter when the trigger is pulled, generating a fearsomely powerful blast theoretically capable of firing a paintball through a mature pig.


yeah, right......

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:02 PM

I'm at a fucking COMPLETE loss for words

I'd... this is..... Where do I....

what the FUCK??!?!?!?!?!



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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:12 PM

Shoot through a pig? This isn't a damn shotgun...

And this article is just so skewed in so many ways Posted Image Posted Image


This article has gone past skewed in my opinion. I think it's even gone past "Why have you had your head in your ass for the past 20 years?"

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:22 PM

The deadly vapour is then touched off by an igniter when the trigger is pulled, generating a fearsomely powerful blast theoretically capable of firing a paintball through a mature pig


How the fuck would you shoot a paintball through a pig? They leave little welts on human skin at 200 mph, how is it going to go through tough pig skin? Bullshit.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:24 PM

He says theoretically, not that it actually will happen, but it can. Which is still bullshit, because there just isn't enough force.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:28 PM

I may be wrong but I still think this is in reference to the C3. If you hit up the acual patent page the patent went through this year but was filed back in '06. It may be the body of a 98 in the picture but the patent isn't for a paintball gun so much as the propulsion system, a paintball is just one such thing that can be propelled. If they do try to market a new gun I think that would be kinda neat, but we'll just have to wait and see.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:37 PM

PB-Review has C3 Reviews from late in '05, and I'm not sure if Tippmann would make something without filing a patent for it long in advance. I'm thinking that it might be a remake of the C3 Tippmann has been planning on for a while, but you might be right as well, however, it sure seems to me like it'd be something new. Usually with a patent, don't you have to actually patent what you're going to be producing? And that patent shows a 98 style body, not a pump. And I'd bet Tippmann would definitely want to patent the forward pump that vents the chamber, that patent doesn't cover that. Should look into what other patents Tippmann has made around that time and see if this is the only propane powered marker patent they've been given.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:40 PM

I just lol'd at the article. Seriously, it's so much bullshit in one article I am just laughing at it right now. Funny shit. :lol:

"Can fire through a mature pig" WTF? lol.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:48 PM

Really? No Really?

Everyone send him a message but be sure to be formal and use correct grammar

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:50 PM

Really? No Really?

Everyone send him a message but be sure to be formal and use correct grammar

Lets make him change is morphed mind


Ha, good luck. If a person actually believes that enough to write it and post it on the internet, he's not going to change his beliefs.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:50 PM

No one else found this funny? :huh:

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:52 PM

I hate how he called it a paintball arms race

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:53 PM

please kill this person NOW...


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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:54 PM

He must've been an idiot to think that any legal paintball gun can shoot through a mature pig

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:54 PM

So,

PAINTBALL=NAZI

WTF!

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:55 PM

So,

PAINTBALL=NAZI

WTF!



I kno those assholes related our sport to nazis

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:12 PM

This is the kind of stuff that makes me piss my self laughing knowing that a baseball bat can do more damage than a paintball marker can ever do! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:25 PM

I'm not sure if this was meant to be funny or serious.

I'm surprised. I thought Tippmann had scrapped the semi-auto propane gun.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:41 PM

At first I thought this was a article from one of those satire sites like the onion. Now I'm just left thinking, what the fuck is he talking about?
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:42 PM

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:26 PM

Really TK? Really?
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:32 PM

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