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#1 P51

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:22 PM

I've been talking to the girl I mentioned in my last rant over the last week.

For the first part of last week, she was all happy-go-lucky and we talked, sat next to eachother a couple times on the bus etc....

Then over the weekend, she somehow transformed into a completely different person. She won't even look at me in the mornings, much less respond to anything I say. If it makes it easier, she sits in front of me in the morning and we usually talk through the little crack between the seat and the wall. Weird, I know..

She's been sending me some weird texts too.

Such as: "shut. thee. fuck. up. now. :)" "Thee" is kind of an inside joke, if you're wondering.

The next one she sent me was a shitload of random characters with "...bitch....." in the middle of them. Another was the same random characters thing, but with "eye hate you" instead of "bitch". After that, another slew of random characters with "BITCH ASS"

Then she sent me two more random character messages, one with "you're a fucking dick" in the middle and another hiding the letters for the word "BITCH" in it.

So after I read all of these (they were sent pretty quickly) and thought about their meanings for a little while, I asked her "Are you mad at me for something?", to which she replied "stfu." A couple of hours later, I asked her "Are you gonna tell me what's up?", but she didn't reply. She does that a lot.

And then today on the bus, she was all over my friend (who has a girlfriend), laying on him and having what I'd call "engaging conversations". But when he got off, she was all quiet again. Once the person sitting next to me got up, she asked me what the color purple meant on a mood ring. I had no I idea, so I just said I didn't know. She told me to find out.

I Googled it, and it means happy, romantic, passionate and/or with a purpose. When I texted her the meaning, I expected some deep response or at least a hint to the method of the madness. But all she said was "thanks!". I asked her if she was feeling romantic, and her response this time was no less vague. "Guess so."

What the fuck is going on? I don't even know if I like this girl, or even want to like her for that matter, and yet I'm agonizing over every little detail of everything she says, and everything she does. I've thought through every single scenario, everything that could have been going on in her head, and every possible reason she could be mad at me. The only thing I can think of that she could possibly be mad at me for is that I jokingly tossed around the word whore in her company, lightly pointing it at her a few times.

I've thought about being direct and just asking her, "What's wrong? Why are you mad?" but I don't want to come off as super-deep or weird. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I feel like I'm supposed to say something, but I don't know what.

I would make one shitty detective.









Criticism is welcome, both completely negative and constructive. So is good advice. If you read through all of that... Well, thanks I guess. Feels good to get all of that bullshit off my chest.


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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:28 PM

Move on... That is one of the many psyco bitches on this planet.. You dont need to mess with that. It will only bring problems..

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:30 PM

Made me think of these songs...lol. Second one is better IMO.


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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:31 PM

Move on... That is one of the many psyco bitches on this planet.. You dont need to mess with that. It will only bring problems..

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Tried that already. It's gonna take several shit tons of willpower and many other attractive girls, which are quite rare in my school, for me to get her the fuck out of my head.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:32 PM

Move on... That is one of the many psyco bitches on this planet.. You dont need to mess with that. It will only bring problems..

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agreed. she's probably just fucking with your head because she knows she can, and she knows its getting to you. just blow her off a few times and see if she if shes the one asking YOU whats wrong. if not, stop wasting your time with one of the crazies.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:32 PM

It's your call. If you think there's a good enough chance that something might happen then stick around. If not, get out. It's not worth it.


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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:37 PM

Made me think of these songs...lol. Second one is better IMO.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:08 PM

she's probably just fucking with your head because she knows she can, and she knows its getting to you.



Very, very possible, but I'm hoping that isn't the case.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:28 PM

Welcome to Woman 101. All I can really tell you, is let it go. I spent my younger years putting myself through the exact same shit, and even some of the last five years doing the same thing with my wife, sometimes I still don't know what the hell makes that woman tick, like one minute she wants to spend the day in bed, the next minute I'm waiting to see if she's gonna throw something heavy or sharp at me. Whether this chick likes you as more than a friend or not is anybody's guess, but either way she knows she has you wrapped around her little finger. Stop asking her if you did something wrong, or if she's mad at you, or if she's okay, it only shows her that you have a confidence problem, and that my friend, that's just gonna make her toy with you more. Her engaging conversations as you call it, is probably her way of making you jealous. So don't be. No joke, if you want her to show her true colors, ignore her. She'll either drop the act and knock it off with the games, or she'll move on to someone else. But either way, you need to take control.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:41 PM

Welcome to Woman 101. All I can really tell you, is let it go. I spent my younger years putting myself through the exact same shit, and even some of the last five years doing the same thing with my wife, sometimes I still don't know what the hell makes that woman tick, like one minute she wants to spend the day in bed, the next minute I'm waiting to see if she's gonna throw something heavy or sharp at me. Whether this chick likes you as more than a friend or not is anybody's guess, but either way she knows she has you wrapped around her little finger. Stop asking her if you did something wrong, or if she's mad at you, or if she's okay, it only shows her that you have a confidence problem, and that my friend, that's just gonna make her toy with you more. Her engaging conversations as you call it, is probably her way of making you jealous. So don't be. No joke, if you want her to show her true colors, ignore her. She'll either drop the act and knock it off with the games, or she'll move on to someone else. But either way, you need to take control.


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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:44 PM

Crazy bitches, avoid them.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:51 PM

It sounds like she liked you at first, but since you didn't ask her out it must mean that you don't like her which is why she later told you off. Now to get back at you for hurting her feelings she's trying to make you jealous which she secretly hopes will make you do something dramatic and copied from some chick flick/novel and then you'll live happily ever after...in a castle.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:53 PM

Welcome to Woman 101. All I can really tell you, is let it go. I spent my younger years putting myself through the exact same shit, and even some of the last five years doing the same thing with my wife, sometimes I still don't know what the hell makes that woman tick, like one minute she wants to spend the day in bed, the next minute I'm waiting to see if she's gonna throw something heavy or sharp at me. Whether this chick likes you as more than a friend or not is anybody's guess, but either way she knows she has you wrapped around her little finger. Stop asking her if you did something wrong, or if she's mad at you, or if she's okay, it only shows her that you have a confidence problem, and that my friend, that's just gonna make her toy with you more. Her engaging conversations as you call it, is probably her way of making you jealous. So don't be. No joke, if you want her to show her true colors, ignore her. She'll either drop the act and knock it off with the games, or she'll move on to someone else. But either way, you need to take control.



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Posted 04 May 2010 - 05:55 PM


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Posted 04 May 2010 - 06:39 PM

Solid advice, guys. All six of you are absolutely right.

Any other input is appreciated.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 07:52 PM

Ask he on the bus straight up "Why are you mad at me?" That way she can't "not reply". If she doesn't give you an answer, move on. If she does, and it's a bad one, move on.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 07:53 PM

Crazy teenage girl to me it sounds like. Shes one of those that like to mess with your mind. Just ignore her for a few days or something, she'll come around and ask whats up. If not you just saved yourself a headache. Besides if she changes over a weekend like you said that's something you don't want.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:00 PM

Burn her house down. Text "bitch" to her at the last minute. :dodgy:


Or...Just ask her what's going on on the bus.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:42 PM

right on.

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:54 PM

Burn her house down. Text "bitch" to her at the last minute. Posted Image


Or...Just ask her what's going on on the bus.



Both are tempting... Neither are rational :(

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:55 PM

Both are tempting... Neither are rational :(


'Specially that last one.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 12:38 AM

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 12:41 AM

" I've thought through every single scenario, everything that could have been going on in her head, and every possible reason she could be mad at me."

I'm willinng to bet that you haven't scratched the surface of that womans brain and I don't think any guy will ever know what's going on in there heads.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:02 PM


Burn her house down. Text "bitch" to her at the last minute. Posted Image


Or...Just ask her what's going on on the bus.



Both are tempting... Neither are rational :(


Their quite rational... :dodgy:
Anyways, it just sounds like stereotypical drama. Drop her, if she comes back to you asking whats wrong or what not, dont trust. Accept her back if you want, but I wouldnt trust her as far as I could throw her for a good long while.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:05 PM

Regarding trying to understand women, I suggest we kidnap one and perform operations on it.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:06 PM

^ Brilliance!... because we all know women have a special organ inside filled with papers that explain their thought process. :dodgy:

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:08 PM

^ Brilliance!... because we all know women have a special organ inside filled with papers that explain their thought process. :dodgy:

Minus the dodgy, I think we're onto something.

We need an underground laboratory and several specimens. There we can recreate daily life and analyze their behavior.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:29 PM


^ Brilliance!... because we all know women have a special organ inside filled with papers that explain their thought process. :dodgy:

Minus the dodgy, I think we're onto something.

We need an underground laboratory and several specimens. There we can recreate daily life and analyze their behavior.

We could be millionaires if we pull this off.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:37 PM



^ Brilliance!... because we all know women have a special organ inside filled with papers that explain their thought process. Posted Image

Minus the dodgy, I think we're onto something.

We need an underground laboratory and several specimens. There we can recreate daily life and analyze their behavior.

We could be millionaires if we pull this off.

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You collect the specimens, I build the lab.



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^ Brilliance!... because we all know women have a special organ inside filled with papers that explain their thought process. Posted Image

Minus the dodgy, I think we're onto something.

We need an underground laboratory and several specimens. There we can recreate daily life and analyze their behavior.

We could be millionaires if we pull this off.

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You collect the specimens, I build the lab.



I'll go get my windowless van and the chlorophorm.

Come with me, I know where we can get a bunch of 'em.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:44 PM

Scheele, you forgot the spray paint for your van, youve gotta spray paint "Free Louis Vuitton Purses on the side"

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:52 PM

An epic plan is in motion, gentleman. We shall create a new world, one which no man is left wondering WTF his girlfriend is talking about.

If creating such a place requires us to kidnap random woman, at least we'll have some fun while we are out to better mankind.


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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:57 PM

I congratulate you, gentlemen. *takes puff from pipe*

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:59 PM

I'm getting out the top hat and monocle as we speak.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:03 PM

I'm getting out the top hat and monocle as we speak.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:08 PM

Mhmm. Indeed.

I do say that the man in the image you posted has a quite impressive mullet, my good sir.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:18 PM

Regarding trying to understand women, I suggest we kidnap one and perform operations on it.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:21 PM


Regarding trying to understand women, I suggest we kidnap one and perform operations on it.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:28 PM



Regarding trying to understand women, I suggest we kidnap one and perform operations on it.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:32 PM




Regarding trying to understand women, I suggest we kidnap one and perform operations on it.

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Spot on!
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:33 PM

Yessir, indeed. My tea is growing cold and these women and growing rather bothersome.

When'll we make the abductions, capt'n?
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:35 PM

We shall prepare for now and start the operation on the morrow.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:36 PM

We should make a club, good sirs, regarding the role play of this operation.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:45 PM

Tracer, m' lord, Shall you undertake the process of forming such a club? And whomever the man be who suggested the donning of the top-hat and monocle, I would much rather claim my Purple suede robe and monocle and a highback leather chair. Gentlemen, I wish you ado and Lord Tracer, I wish you God Speed in the forming of this "Club" as you call it.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 06:03 PM

This morning was a bit weird. I was in a pretty grim mood, planning on not paying any attention to her at all. But then she asked me to sit next to her, and everything kind of snowballed from there into a pretty enjoyable morning. I don't really have a plan now.

I think I'm just going to wing it from here, like I do with everything else.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 06:22 PM

This morning was a bit weird. I was in a pretty grim mood, planning on not paying any attention to her at all. But then she asked me to sit next to her, and everything kind of snowballed from there into a pretty enjoyable morning. I don't really have a plan now.

I think I'm just going to wing it from here, like I do with everything else.

Oh yeah, she's toying with you.

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 07:56 PM

She was trying to make you jealous the other day.

If you were angry, and you sat through her bullshit and enjoyed yourself, you like her.

She probably likes you, but is conflicted/confused. Don't try anything to(o?) ballsy, you might scare her. Just go with what she says and be nice.


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Posted 05 May 2010 - 09:18 PM

She was trying to make you jealous the other day.

If you were angry, and you sat through her bullshit and enjoyed yourself, you like her.

She probably likes you, but is conflicted/confused. Don't try anything to(o?) ballsy, you might scare her. Just go with what she says and be nice.


It'll work out. Probably.



I wasn't really bullshit, it was really just conversation. But yeah, I think you're right.

Someone needs to write a handbook on this shit.

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