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#1 RogueSpartan

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 08:57 PM

At Cpx today and its a bit muddy and im in The Jungle of doom and i was sprinting to get the Ideal ive done that befor no prob, i Had my gun just incase. and i hit some mud and slid.
I went down for like 2 sec get back up and keep running just to look down and see that my hoppers gone, little did i know at the time i was running the Feed Neck Broke completely off :( fail
so now i have a deep hatred for Trees....when surrounded by mud

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:01 PM

I'm guessing you hate oxygen too.

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:02 PM

trees deserve to be punched, or headbutted, you should headbutt the tree.
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:12 PM

very hard headbut

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:22 PM

I'm guessing you hate oxygen too.


Why yes, yes i do I breathe CO2 a little backwards but it works :)

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:25 PM

A tree bruised my rib at Living Legends. Ouch.
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:38 PM

A tree bruised my rib at Living Legends. Ouch.


Did you hit it back?
You gotta teach these trees to stop beating people up!
Everyone should go outside and beat up the nearest tree! Untill they know not to mess with us!
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:57 PM

agreed

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:59 PM

Fuck you trees, your oxygen producing capabilities don't even compare to those of phytoplankton which produce the majority of the Earth's oxygen!

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:07 PM


A tree bruised my rib at Living Legends. Ouch.


Did you hit it back?
You gotta teach these trees to stop beating people up!
Everyone should go outside and beat up the nearest tree! Untill they know not to mess with us!


I just played bloody nuckels with one, and I won. Trees are pussies

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:11 PM

only tree I will ever hate,
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:15 PM

^Why?

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:17 PM

^Why?


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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:18 PM

It jumped in the middle of the road I Swear!

edit-Posted Image I was messing with the radio...

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I still have that (^) broken rim and the grill from the front of the truck. Thats all thats left of my truck, thats why I hate that damn tree.

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:22 PM

Haha, I bet. The first pic looked like you may have failed miserably when you tried to cut it down with a rather small axe.


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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:26 PM

I'm guessing you hate oxygen too.


Hating trees is fine, just don't hate ocean plants. Then you're effed.


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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:28 PM

Haha, I bet. The first pic looked like you may have failed miserably when you tried to cut it down with a rather small axe.




That tree has my name carved on it now lolz. I felt like it had to be done, after all its done for me. Worst part is driving by it everyday on my way to school.

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 11:10 PM

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:01 AM

It jumped in the middle of the road I Swear!

edit-Posted Image I was messing with the radio...

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I still have that (^) broken rim and the grill from the front of the truck. Thats all thats left of my truck, thats why I hate that damn tree.


Damn tree tried to car-jack you? You should have taken that tree and put it in a choke hold. Show it who's boss.

This one tree ate my kite, and another tree threw my cat off its branches. It was snowing at my house last winter so a tree decided break off one of its branches and throw it at me. It almost got me.

Trees are brutal. It's just like that movie where the trees make people kill themselves.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:17 AM

Soon to come! The "Fuck You, Trees!" Club! Everyone who says "Fuck You, Trees!" Can join!
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:26 AM

damn trees got in my way while i was on a bike ride and made my hand bleed and arm hurt. trees can go burn

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:17 PM

One time a fucked up a tree with a hammer, and then got in a shitload of trouble because it was my neighbors. :o I had no idea. The moral of the story is- Don't touch mah treez bitch.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:32 PM

Those mother fuckers are always obstructing my shots I waste so much paint shooting at them. Fuck trees.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:40 PM

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 12:59 PM

Here you go: Posted Image :lol:

YESS!!!! thats what you get tree!
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 01:16 PM

fucking trees always play on!!! I shoot them over and over again, and they never call out. Sonsabitches. :dodgy:
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 04:39 PM

So you slipped in the mud and it's a tree's fault? :blink:

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 05:13 PM

So you slipped in the mud and it's a tree's fault? :blink:


ya cause if the tree wasent standing there it would of never happened.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:30 PM


So you slipped in the mud and it's a tree's fault? Posted Image


ya cause if the tree wasent standing there it would of never happened.



Ya! that asshole didn't even try to move! Posted Image













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Posted 08 June 2010 - 02:22 PM



So you slipped in the mud and it's a tree's fault? Posted Image


ya cause if the tree wasent standing there it would of never happened.



Ya! that asshole didn't even try to move! Posted Image













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OMG i know not even a word or sorry after ether!

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:56 PM

I'm at war every winter with the trees. Skiing around them ended up with a free ear piercing. I had a twig go into my ear though the soft ear on my helmet. Now I got a better helmet that protects my ears better and in general my head. I take revenge of the trees by doing stuff like this.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:06 PM

See trees stab random people for no reason we must stop these random attacks!

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:30 PM

See trees stab random people for no reason we must stop these random attacks!


there hate crimes dude let those bastards FRY

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:00 PM

That they are. That they are

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 02:07 PM

God damn trees popping up as i turn in the middle of a paintball game and knocking me flat on my ass. I hate you trees! :angry:
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 03:16 PM

If money really did grow on trees maybe we could love them....but since money dosent i say we Tare down all the trees and replace them with SHRUBS!! With thorns so if trees try to come back they get stabbed!

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 03:29 PM

If money really did grow on trees maybe we could love them....but since money dosent i say we Tare down all the trees and replace them with SHRUBS!! With thorns so if trees try to come back they get stabbed!


Or we can cut down all the trees and name the streets after them. Look at song title.
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 04:47 PM

I think i will make this into a club just need a good name "No Good Tree Club" for thos who have been wronged by a tree

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