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Nobben #44

Member Since 18 Apr 2009
Offline Last Active Jul 01 2014 01:05 PM

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Post your own Let's plays!

30 April 2014 - 09:44 AM

As I know some of us make let's plays, walkthrough, guides etc in video games. Why not make a fresh thread where everyone can post them?

So if you've started a series or made a video, post it up. Or just make a shameless advert for your channel :D

Thinking about quitting...

28 April 2014 - 05:14 PM

So yeah, I'm actually thinking about quitting paintball. After over 7 years of playing at least once a week and two of those years were two to three times a week even.
I'm tired of all the drama, all the backstabbing and everything else. 

For example: I was trying my best to have this team together in 2013 that was set up of only good friends and people who have played together before, the team was called Carbon.(A lot of players on the team that won the whole Norwegian series in 2011, including me) When I was doing this I said no to probably the best team offer I have gotten. I played with these guys late 2012 and I know everyone on the team. That team would have been borderline perfect for me.They needed one or two more players and I was on the top of their list. This team's name is "Rebels" They're still a really good bunch of guys.


But here's where the issue came. After one tournament with the team I tried to hold together along with a few others I got the message from two of my teammates saying that they went over to Rebels, leaving Carbon out two players and that dissolved it. I didn't do much then except tell those two that was kind of on the edge of what I think is alright, they both knew the only reason I didn't say yes to Rebels was to play with Carbon. I signed on with what was rest of my old team, Slagen Bandits. There was pretty much just a couple of guys left as the rest left with Carbon and stopped being active when that team dissolved. Played one tournament and it wasn't even close to fun. I felt like shit, the tournament went to shit and that was the end of my tournament playing last year. After this I also stopped played once or twice a week and it went onto once or twice a month.

Now, the season is starting up, I have all my gear and in theory I'm ready to play again. But this is not the case. I got other shit to do now. I've picked up an even more expensive hobby and want to use time and money on that instead. But I just can't throw paintball away, I still have that feeling I should go play again. But to be honest, I'd rather hop into my Porsche and go for a three hour drive on mountain and country roads. Buying that 968 was the best damn decision I've made to date. I'm also in a relationship I actually feel good about, this is not common. Me and good relationships doesn't go together. So I wan't to spend time and money on that too.

I could make it work doing paintball next to everything, my job pays well and I don't really have to have road-legal racing seats in my 968. But why should I? I like playing tournaments, I like pushing it to the limit and playing the top league with a good team. But I don't have a team, nor are there any teams I feel like trying to join. And I don't really feel like playing anymore.

Fuck, I really can't decide. Maybe I should become a paintball photographer or a certified ref. I've been doing this for a long time now, I have a lot of friends in paintball and a lot of good and bad memories. What the flying fuck am I supposed to do? Voice your opinion TechPB, try and help out a stubborn idiot.


23 February 2014 - 09:08 PM

So while trying to sleep I got this urge to rant om my phone.

Well let's start this.

Tailgaters. Idiot fucktard pimple-dicks that has some sort of sexual fetish driving one inch from my bumper. These cockgobblers are mostly too busy watching sloth porn or posting about their goddamn goldfish on facebook. Fuckers like these I know too well. But after I got my new car, a Porsche 968, a new breed of these anal beads have appeared.

These guys are typically found in some sort of crappy wannabe sports wagon. And for some reason they feel cool because installed a fart can tail pipe and a cone filter from ebay. And with these massive performance mods their fucking fairy-wagon BMW 318 should be able to beat my Stuttgart thoroughbred in some sort of imaginary drag race.

They pop on their fog and park lights in the middle of the night and try to push me up to speed. Now I just keep the speed limit regardless, I already have too many tickets. And after a while of doing this they pass me while breaking about 85 traffic laws in the process. And I bet they've been going about built vs. Bought to all their inbred friends since they passed a Porsche on the highway going the speed limit.

I hope the next person who does this will meet some Eastern-European Semi-Trailer oncoming and hit it. That way I can piss on their corpse and fuck their girlfriend. HARDCORE!
No really, I'm just listening to some viking metal. But I hope these guys will do this while some cop watches and hunts them down in his 300hp VW Passat sleeper cop-car and fine them so hard theirs grandchildren will have to pay off debt.

Fuck tailgaters, you can go and fuck a duck.

DM11 For trade or sale

11 February 2014 - 04:18 PM

Do you want some epic Norwegian power in your day? Well, look no further, here is the gun for you. The epic shiny black DM11!
It's just normal black, but it's epic none the less!

Marker: Dye DM11
Condition: 8/10 It's been heavily used so there's a few dings and scratches.
Color: Black
Upgrades: None
Known Problems: None
Asking Price: $450 You pay shipping
Shipping Options: Norwegian postal service
Trades of interest: See below
Location of item: Vestfold, Norway
What is Included: Just the gun and the barrel.


PM7, PM8, DM7, DM8 or make offers. Trades with cash only and you make the offer, don't ask me to make you an offer.
No Eteks, Ions, Milsim or anything made by DP.

I can also supply a picture of this in various situations. Like driving a Porsche, walking the dog, playing with fire and so on.

Nobben's Mod application

11 February 2014 - 09:05 AM

I know I had an old one but I it seems like the link is damaged as I cannot enter the old thread. (Here's a link: http://www.techpb.co...or-application/)


1) Name, Age, Location

Stig Bjerke, 20, Vestfold, Norway

2) Years of paintball experience

I started early 2007 so that counts to 8 years.

3) Are you familiar with IP Board

Yes, I have used this forum and others like it for a long time

4) What other message boards have you moderated, started, or assisted with?

I'm admin of a large BST facebook group, together with Lovebunny and R-M-I(Among others)
And I have moderated a few small forums.

5) What sections would you like to help the TechPB community out with?

I spend a lot of time in paintball chatter and Off-Topic, these are the areas I know best and can help the most with.


6) Have you ever worked at a paintball store, field, or within the industry?

I've been a photographer for Hybrid Foto in World Cup Paris, as well as helping out on several fields.

7) Have you played in any major events? Scenario Games, National Tournaments, etc?

I've played NPL(Norwegian Paintball League) since 2008 and I have played at a few European events.

8) Any other forums you currently moderate at?

Only the BST group with Lovebunny and R-M-I

9) Fill out an employment application, send us a copy of your valid drivers license and consent to background check.
I can supply my drivers licence via mail.