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Suggestions for PB Advice Vids?

07 January 2011 - 12:04 PM

Hey guys,
I've been trying to think of a way to keep updating my blog and making videos while in college, and I thought maybe I'd do some less overdone how-to vids, and maybe some funny ones just for kicks. Anyone have any suggestions?
So far I have:
-Pro tips for cleaning paintball gear (I have mastered the art)
-Nutrition/Health. For instance, what to bring to eat when you play paintball (hint, not delivery pizza), and some tips I've gained on different workouts you can do to help with speedball.
-Everything you ever need to know about ions. May be overdone, but I see a lot of misinformation

Remember this needs to be done without visiting a paintball field or shooting any markers.

Heres one I did as a joke forever ago:

Pump day @ Boston Paintball

05 January 2011 - 11:04 AM

Hey guys! Just figured I'd share the wealth over here. We had a pump new years game at Boston Paintball this weekend, and I got some cool footage. My brother also took pictures with his new DSLR. I also threw some footage from NPPL DC into the mix as I didn't want to make two blog posts, but just scroll down if you don't care about that.


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5 Myths That Keep Females on the Sidelines

08 June 2010 - 11:48 PM

I bring you the first in a several part series about getting girls into the sport. I took an old, somewhat jumbled article I wrote, and am rewriting it along with some newly-learned additions for .68 Caliber.

Look for updates in this first post, I'm going to try to keep everything together.

Ps, couldnt really find a good spot to put this, since it isnt really written for newbies, so mods feel free to move it.


Coleman Barrel Bunker Review

02 June 2010 - 07:23 PM

The Marriage of Becc and Cockerpunk

22 February 2010 - 02:56 PM


This AGREEMENT is made on this 22 day of February, 2010, by and between Becc (hereinafter referred to as "Prospective Wife"), and Cockerpunk (hereinafter referred to as "Future Slave").

WHEREAS, we will be married as soon as Cockerpunk comes forth with the dowry. WHEREAS, it is only fair and just seeing as Becc is out of Cockerpunk's league.

WHEREAS, we mutually intend this agreement to be a final disposition regarding the marital issues addressed herein and intend that this agreement be incorporated into any subsequent FINAL JUDGEMENT OF DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE .

THEREFORE, in consideration of our mutual promises, we agree divide our property and finances according to the following mutually agreed upon terms and conditions:

-Cockerpunk shall provide Becc with

  • One pink and black S6.
  • One ninja boobie tank.
  • Adequate paint supply as long as Becc shall live.
  • Any pink, paintball related, item that is ever produced- including but not limited to the new pink proto mask, custom pink paintball pants, and any pink marker or hopper.
  • Any and all paintball related items CP currently owns, purchases, or obtains through barter, gift or other means are in fact the property of Becc who has full control over their use and sale and who shall retain sole ownership of said items in the event of separation.

-Cockerpunk shall agree

  • That Grimace is better at paintball and all other matters than Cockerpunk.
  • To take speech lessons in order to stop saying "ummm" all the time.
  • To perform the wifely duties such as making sammiches and cleaning, when Becc is too busy with paintball. He must do this in a french maid outfit whenever Becc sees fit.
  • To go to a tanning salon weekly, in order to avoid looking like sour cream. However, he shall on no occassion tan enough to look orange.
This settlement of martial property and finances supersedes all prior discussions between said Husband and Wife. Any amendment or modification of this agreement will NOT be effective unless Cockerpunk wins a 1v1 with Becc, which will not happen.

Any waiver of any rights under this agreement, will NOT be effective unless in writing and signed by the party to be charged, or unless Becc says so.


We, future husband and wife, acknowledge that each of us has entered into this agreement in good faith, with duress or undue influence, and honestly disclosed to the other the extend of our income, assets, and financial situation.

We fully understand our rights and consider the terms of this agreement to be fair (enough) and reasonable(ish). We each understand that we have the right to seek independent counsel regarding this agreement, and each has had the opportunity to seek independent counsel prior to signing this agreement.


Future Husband and Wife agree that this Marital Settlement Agreement shall be governed by the laws of TechPB and shall remain in effect until expressly terminated in writing by mutual agreement of the parties.

Signed and dated this 22 day of February 2010.

Husband's Signature

1 - Witness for Husband

2 - Witness for Husband

Wife's Signature

1 - Witness for Wife

2 - Witness for Wife


COUNTY OF Offtopic

This document was acknowledged before me on February 22, 2010 by Mike.

(Signature of Notarial Officer)

Notary Public for the State of TechPB