There is this kid (whom i happen to hate)
Who thinks paintball is the simplest thing ever.
Like when i had my 06 ego, i printed out the manual and but it in a binder, and put the cover page of the manual in the clear pocket on the cover of the binder.
He comes up to me in business one day and says:
Him: "Ego? isnt that a paintball gun?"
Me: "oh, thats just the manual page to my old ego, i forgot to take it out"
Him: "what do paintball guns need manuals for? dont you just screw in the Co2 and shoot?"
Me: "Well maybe simple tippmanns, High-End electros have lots of parts that need maitnece every once in awhile"
Him: "Your *banmeplzktx* (I can say *banmeplzktx*, because me and my life partner go to Disney every single year) (I can say *banmeplzktx* (I can say *banmeplzktx*, because me and my life partner go to Disney every single year), because me and my life partner go to Disney every single year), ill kick your ass at paintball"
Me: "You told me you've played twice..with your brother in the woods. I've been playing for 5 Years, 3 of them tournments, i would destroy you up and down"
Him: "No you wouldnt, your dick is to small"
No excradition that is exactly how it went down.
Note: I've hit puberty a while ago.
same stuff happens to me all the time cuz i have paintball stuff with me all the time and mags and and they just jack them. i especially hate when they think they can beat u hahaha