I walk into a restaurant, any and all restaurants and order iced tea with NO LEMON!! Everytime. And 99.9 % of the time what do i get? My iced tea with, a big, god dammed, oozing, seed dripping, repugnant, LEMON WEDGE STUCK TO THE FUCKING GLASS!!!!!!!!
Happens every freaking time!!!!
Really? Whats so goddammed hard about NO FREAKING LEMON!!!???
They know it's you, everywhere. They see you coming, and they're like "Quick, get the lemons, muahahaah."
AND THEN......When im at a bar and ordering Tequilla and actually want lemon, guess what? NO FREAKING LEMON!!!!! WTF!!!!