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Welp, life's been better...

20 September 2010 - 08:15 PM

Where to start... Paintball related things I guess. Whenever I aired up my blitz it kept studdering, sometimes for even a solid minute then it stops. I took it to the shop and the guy there said that nothing was wrong with it. I take it home and it works for about 5 seconds before the damned studdering bullshit starts again. Balls were chopped, so I had to cleans the shit out of everything. It was valken Noxious, one of the most oily paints out there, so it was a huge pain in the ass <_< . I had a sliver of hope so I tried it again when I came home, and it shot great. Could've upp'd the velocity a bit, but it functioned. Sure enough the studdering set in again and my gun is shaking like a posessed relic sent from satan himself. So if it wasn't the gun than it had to be the tank. Ninja 45/4500, brand new. What the shit could it be? Damned mystery problems, how do they work...

On to other shit. Girl problems. Oooooooh fuck. Liz, this girl I've been crushing on hung out with me and a bunch of other friends and we had a pretty good time. My friend informed me later that she said she would give me a chance, but shes not in the market for a boyfriend right now. Of course as God would have it she gets into a relationship with my friend Aidan. Could'nt breathe for a few moments, but then I man'd up and shook it off. Lately, however, I can't help but notice how stunning she looks. Dammit all, that's just great.

You can say I have some pretty shitty luck, but either or I'm still devoted completely to paintball. My parents are irritated (Polish parents <_< ) at the fact I put my time into my paintball passion and not into anything else "productive". How can they not see the devotion I put into the sport? I cleaned out my gun while taking a shit. If that ain't devotion I don't know what is. (Either that or temporary insanity :mellow: ) I usually kick things like this to the side but I'm never going to give up hope that one day, I'll make it big. Someday, paintball will make it big. I never set goals for myself, and to set one this big astonishes even myself.

TL;DR = Just another teenage shithead dealing with angst.

First day at school

07 September 2010 - 05:48 PM

Today was my first day of school for derek zoolanders school for kids who can't read good and wana learn to do other stuff good too, tough stuff

Whatever happened to PGi?

03 September 2010 - 10:53 AM

I checked their webiste, and it was pretty outdated. I'm talkin 2008. The bookstores don't carry them anymore, and I cant get an online subscription. Wat happen?

Awesome montage songs?

02 September 2010 - 02:12 PM

Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined
ASG - Southern Lord
Just a topic that flew through my head, and suggestions for anyone making a paintball montage or something.

How were you introduced to paintball?

01 September 2010 - 12:17 PM

When I was about 9 or 10, my neighbor's mail was accidentally put in my mailbox. Inside was a paintball catalog, from markers to loaders to paint to everything. This was the holy grail for me, I was amazed. A year or so later he scored an orange freeflow rythym cocker, and that thing RIPPED. So f#cking loud. Also watched paintball tournaments on ESPN, and some paintball show on SPIKETV, I don't remember what the hell it was called. Then I got some issues PGi, and soon enough discovered techpb.