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Member Since 03 Jun 2010
Offline Last Active Mar 18 2015 12:33 AM

About Me

not much about me. 14 from idaho i play guitar i longboard xbox

gamertag is xmclovinURMOMx

i play paintball (obviously)


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which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

Fucker came out of nowhere..

a man at home gets caught in a flash flood and has to flee to his roof to avoid the deadly waters. by the time the water is at his ankles a man in a boat says "jump in man the water is rising quick" theman on the roof says "no no my lord will save me" so the man in the boat leaves. by the time the water is above his waist a rescue helicopter comes to pick him up. yet again the man on the roof refuses, "my lord will save me" eventually the water rises above his head and he dies. he meets god at the pearly gates and he says "god, what happened on the roof I thought you were going to save me..." god says "you dumb mother fucker I sent you a boat and a helicopter!" public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

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