Today I was most inconvienienced by the discovery of a freakin' massive, swollen lump on my back. After having discovered it, I now have some questions:
How the hell did you even get to the point of half way up my back, dead in the middle of my spine? Especially since I've been indoors all day.
Why the fuck is the swelling the size of a golf ball? What are you!?!?!
Please die horribly.
End of rant. ToLongDidn'tRead? Insects are assholes.
I predicted suitable action for the swelling. Shitting on it just resulted in me getting into trouble, but that's another story.
BlargMember Since 24 Sep 2010
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