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Forza Motorsport 4

23 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Anyone else getting it soon? Anyone on here actually play?
GT- Chace365

Shit you do to troll your teachers.

16 November 2011 - 06:39 PM

ITT: Shit we do to troll our teachers.

One of my female teachers has OCD, and she sets her stapler and tape next to each other both facing her. When she leaves the room, I go over, turn them around and set them on opposite sides of her desks. I also take everything and turn in completely upside down, like her pencil cup.

My friend can also throw his voice and I'll open the door, and he'll say "Blow it out your ass!!" in a Duke Nukem voice and make it seem like it came from outside. Works almost all the time.

SO TECHPB, what do YOU do to troll your teachers?

Not so different after all.

13 November 2011 - 10:30 AM

So recently I've been playing airsoft with a few friends in the woods around our homes.


Recently my friend and I decided to go to an actual field. Now I know some people will probably come in and spout their anti-airsoft B.S., but that's not what I'm here to tell you all about.

First off, I'd like to point out that the field I went to (Ballahack Airsoft) put a HUGE emphasis on safety. Barrel bags on at all times (same ones used for paintball), and signs beyond the staging area clearly stating eye protection must be on beyond this point. Mags had to be out near the staging area and the chambers cleared. Guns were chrono'd, and rules were clearly stated several times over.
This is quite possibly one of the best environments for new and seasoned players alike.

Now on to my main point. There's always a wide array of people on the field. You have the ass holes, the nice guys, the loners, the quiet ones, and the ones that just wanna get on the field and play.
Same for airsoft. Absolutely the same.
Sure some came in full ACU's, BDU's, and full MARPAT or other tactical gear, but they were there to have fun.
Paintball players and airsoft players are a lot more alike than one would think.
Hopefully these kind of experiences will bring the two communities together.

See this shit?

28 October 2011 - 08:01 PM

Lately it seems that it's been one problem after another. Crazy bitches, stupid teachers, and lack of common fucking sense.

First we'll start off with the teachers.

I show up to class everyday, on time, and without complaint. Why do you continue to try and pick a fight with every little discrepancy? I mean, come on. I don't purposely try to make your life a living hell, do I?
My heavily weighted tests and essays have "mysteriously" disappeared, and I have gotten 2-3 zeros on things that count for nearly 40% of my grade.
Go eat a dick, bitch.

Second, crazy bitches.
It seems that every time I like a girl, she's either:
A Involved with someone.
C Just plain stupid. Like the IQ of a damned brick.

As an example, the girl I had been trying to get to know had severely mismanaged bipolar type 2 disorder, and angry vagina disease (where a bitch thinks she's entitled to whine about EVERY LITTLE THING because she's missing an appendage south of the border).
Don't take it out on me, bitch. I'm just trying to get it in.

And last but not least, common FUCKING sense.
Now I don't know about you all, and I can't speak for anyone, but I swear no one has common sense anymore. I'll just highlight a few examples for you.
1) Getting gas. I give the cashier $40 and I had $4.57 in change. It took the cashier nearly 5 minutes to get my change. How the fuck do you do your job????
2) This is a BIG fuck you to the asshole teenage driver that is talking/texting on their cell phone, drives like a complete ass wipe, and then has the nerve to pass me and slow down like your driving MISS GODDAMN DAISY. People like you should be knocked about with a tire iron.
3) People who talk about things that they're clueless about. I mean, honestly, if that advice is potentially harmful, and you know it, why give it?

Well, that's all for now, folks.

Black Magic Tire Wet

19 August 2011 - 04:54 PM

So I used some Black Magic tire wet on my tires yesterday. Well now there's overspray I can't get off my windows! (The wind was blowing and it's in a spray can). So I try to use Windex. Nope. Goo Gone? Nope.
Bathroom cleaner? Nope. Finally I found some FW1 tar and wax remover and I finally get it off.
As soon as the solvent dries, this shit is smudged like no tomorrow. And now I have to clean my windows with glass cleaner again.